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258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

258496  VoR: I prefer mine furry

258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

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11. DerMantis: 1579 points
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14. bromide: 1466 points
15. Gallifrasian: 1463 points
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 Wet farts: NOOOOO
 hajjpodge: This is the dumbest thing I've seen all week.
 Side Boob: I went to a robbery and a game of Twister broke out.
 EH: Worked better than intended!
 Ted Hebert: What is love? Baby don't hurt we. Don't hurt we, no mo. #JustRoxburyThoughts
 Butcherboy: i thought it was someone photobombing then i saw it was a gun not a camera
 AverageJoe: the new trailer for the hitman's bodyguard is looking good
Image 201772   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 morrissey: I had the same thing happen to me at the last Residents show I went to.
 wolfpk: Look into my eyes.... um I mean eye
 Air Biscuit: Quick, while shes distracted... THE PICK-A-NIK BASKET!!!
 ASTER: The flying robot! With Bird Like Head!
 Ted Hebert: I remember my first date with my wife so vividly, that i had this painting commissioned.
 piranharama: Visually appealing
 Bu7Z: I love you giant eyeball creature!
Image 201771   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 trees: What money? You don't have any money. ... Ohhhh; I get it now.
 hajjpodge: #HumansOfLateCapitalism
 FabricMan: @addend But the more I think about it, he's unintentionally right. Being unpopular doesn't effect money
 Side Boob: How long does it take to shave that way?
 Bu7Z: "I present the fourth most popular German language fashion show, made outside of Germany."
 addend: *affect.
Image 201770   09-06-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
 Hokie333: Olive Island has yet to select its new pope.
 Skaalar: @Air Biscuit I had a martini once, asked for no olives, bartender stares me straight in the eye as he drops two in the glass. Needless to say, I drank it and spat out those awful green bastards right into his face. We we're dating at the time though, so it was all cool.
 Air Biscuit: I ordered mine with no olives.
Image 201769   09-06-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
 Unbathed: Flamingo pink is so over.
 addend: Luxury-brand scarf advertising from the late '70s?
Image 201768   09-06-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Image 201767 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by l0dan. We'll pray for you, l0dan.
Image 201766 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by skittles. You have brought shame on us, skittles.
 karmakat: @Unbathed at this point...I HOLD MY ANSWER!
 Niels Bohr: That user name though.
 Unbathed: @karmakat "See less." Implies a preceding "See more" click.
 Side Boob: @The Frito Bandito Gotcha
 The Frito Bandito: Gah. Accidental bad vote. Who has my back?
 karmakat: ever heard of TMI Missy?
 Ted Hebert: *Did not make that punctuation error. Samsung did.
 Ted Hebert: @AverageJoe you can't just use the answer to the great question for everything. It will diminish it's greatness.
 AverageJoe: 42, definitely
Image 201765   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
 Mr Bleak: @Science Fringe with Benefits?
 Science: Fringe Benefits?
 Ted Hebert: Deport the manufacturer.
 Bu7Z: Alternatively, instant hipster moustache.
 addend: What is the adhesion to scalp, adhesive type, and tensile strength?
Image 201764   09-06-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
 johnnyc: Lil Liger is piiiiiiiiiiiissssssed.
 piranharama: "And I juuuust can't wait to be king!!!"
 wolfpk: That son of a bitch was able to shave off a lot of my hair, but I was able to claw him to death before he got it all!
Image 201763   09-06-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
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