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216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

216345  Science: @WTF: Morticia, actually.

216346  Mad Collager: Servicing the lower gearbox requires a whole clutch of mechanics.

216349  Mad Collager: He just negotiated the most difficult course yet.

216357  Chinese Buffet: I have to say, that is the best phone case ever

216357  Gazden: *Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, apple phone!*

216246  flowers: Come on @Robespierre

216334  FabricMan: @jazzjunkie Potassium oxide?

216341  Shay: Timely.

216356  caesar: All I see are plates that look like button holes? Is there something wrong?

216345  WTF: "He's a really good psychiatrist but it freaks me out that he spends our entire session drawning me as Elvira"

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216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216165 randomhobo: @VeeKay came here to post that

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.



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 JohnCarcinogen: Jackie Treehorn
 Skaalar: Yeah, I've dated similar.
 Ulillillia: Cathy's getting dark
 square44: Time to Die.
 Jennerator: Ms. Pharaoh
 a robot: I LIKE PINEHORN
Image 201730   09-05-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
611
 
 Rat-Butt: @Catcat no probs, I can spell very well at times...too much coffee...or not enough. I give you permission to call me out...that cat is still a murder-death machine
 addend: When you're lookin' for the fish who bit off your right ear.
 Catcat: @Rat-Butt Sorry to do this to you, but it's "cesspool"
 wolfpk: Oh look, we have too rescue that poor kit.... oh shit, never mind!
 Rat-Butt: That is one pissed of murder-death machine...I would get right back into your boat and hope he doesn't sprout wings and hunt you sorry ass down!
 Rat-Butt: Yeah, I see you hue-mon...you think the shit is funny, don't you? Come get me, pick me up out of this cyst pool...so I can scratch you mofo face right your mofo skull, bitch
 Jennerator: mutrfukn sht godmnazzfz my bowl better be full when this shit recedes or there is SO much urine going into giant monkey shoes
 a robot: I love this picture tinyurl.com/…
 Ulillillia: Beautiful wet peoole.
 piranharama: This kitty is escaping the floodwaters. He just looks pissed off about it rather than scared.
Image 201729   09-05-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
338
 
 Robespierre: Just when you thought it was safe to do anything ever again...
 Bu7Z: I feel like I could hit this guy with my car and it would be OK...
 Mr. Shine: *"the good, the bad, and the ugly" theme plays*
 well duh: SQUIRREL!!
 Yam: He's a cutie.
 WaffleIron: Cartman woodchuck.
Image 201728   09-05-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
629
 
 Rat-Butt: I heard there is a kitty licking conest going on around here...Huh?...WHAT!?...WHERE!???...you can do that?
 Rat-Butt: Yeah, baby, slip me some tonge...
 Mr. Shine: Deerp
 SomeCanadian: NO REFUNDS.
 Urn BooUrn: Look, I'm a human. DURRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 WaffleIron: "Hey, you wanna, like, headbutt the fence some more?"
Image 201727   09-05-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
485
 
 Ted Hebert: In Soviet Russia, tv watches you!
 Bill Rye: "in other news, get me a beer, already"
 some guy : Russia? Russia.
 WaffleIron: Wait till after 10 when the pornos come on!
Image 201726   09-05-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
477
 
 Robespierre: Looks like he's having much too fun - gotta bring this nightmare to an end.
 Felicity: @Science Still, it should be a cat, given their name
 Science: @Felicity: I think it's less worshiping and more holding them in reverence.
 Felicity: @Nope The Miao people worship a dog?!
 Jennerator: Imagine how arrogant that dog is about frisbees. "Miss it? No. I think you just threw it wrong."
 Ulillillia: The Golden Retriever Child
 Nope: An annual festival that sees a dog being dressed up in human clothing, carried on a sedan chair and worshipped as a god, has been celebrated by villagers in an area of China. Conducted every year by the Miao people of Jiaobang village in the Guizhou province, The Dog Carrying Day festival has seen the creatures worshipped for centuries. Legend has it that the first settlers in the area were saved from dying of thirst by a dog which led them to a water source in the area, an act the settlers believed to be a sign of divinity, according to the South China Morning Post.
Image 201725   09-05-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
113
 
 a robot: Straight out of Weird Al's 'First World Problems:' "I didn't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine!"
 RainbowTornado: Oh white people problems
 ASTER: @WaffleIron schism, scision
 fanny: @WaffleIron and why is it a pair of scissors? is just one blade considered a scizz?
 dangerkeith3000: And 'gal pals' do the scissoring!
 WaffleIron: Scissors can fix this. Also with a name like "scissors" you would expect the verb to be "sciss" or "scizz", as in "Scissors do the scissing".
Image 201724   09-05-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
246
 
 Science: "Then I'll tell you about that misplaced comma instead..."
 Mr. Shine: @Shay I want to believe that.
 Jennerator: You'll still lose to Squirrel Girl
 Shay: Sometimes Liberace would be in one of his moods and dress up as Dr. Doom.
 Nope: Lost verse to "If it makes you happy" by Sheryl Crow
Image 201723   09-05-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
312
 
 Rat-Butt: ...the horror...the HORROR...
 Chest Rockwell: This never gets old.
 ASTER: That dog is shocked to hear that girl say that. Stop her, Dog!
 WaffleIron: That's why you were shot and stuffed.
Image 201722   09-05-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
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 Science: @Rat-Butt: But yeah - people always want it "the way it was" because the human brain is hard wired to forget bad stuff, so all you remember are the butterflies and puppies, while neglecting the real problems the past had.
 Science: @Rat-Butt: Well, I wouldn't say he was crazy, but the Soviets, for all their saber rattling, weren't crazy enough to start a nuclear war, and actually believed Star Wars would work. We're probably closer to a nuclear attack today than we ever were, but it's going to be more localized (barring NK, of course, but China won't let them start one.)
 Rat-Butt: @Science tell me about. I feel that we have, as a nation, have taken a huge step backwards...and I am tired if hearing "I just want it like it was when I was growing up" FUCK that, cause when I was growing up, we were on the verge of nuclear war...Reagon was batshit cra-zy
 Science: This saying used to be cute and witty until it became the mantra of a good portion of the US.
 Rat-Butt: ...says every FOX viewer...
 Rat-Butt: ...says every FOX viewer...
 Jennerator: politics.jpg
 Ulillillia: It replaced the "The Buck Stops Here" sign.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Nope also DNC 20i6
 Nope: RNC 2018
Image 201721   09-05-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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