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233021  zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.

233004  Teechur: @Nope And I defend your right to keep that anthrax paperweight.

233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

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Score:
300
 
 Wooden Spoon: Bird bars serve beer in a trough and slugs instead of pretzels.
Image 201401   09-04-17   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
879
 
 Skaalar: We all know who's favorite now.
 Ulillillia: Cats are nice
 Dresdenkeogh: Pride week
Image 201400   09-04-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
305
 
 Annoying Vegan : @El hefe Lawnmowers and pumpkin scented candles.
 El hefe: Whats in 205, wreaths and chainsaws?
 Dresdenkeogh: It's a one stop shop
Image 201399   09-04-17   Uploaded by    mrdiron
Score:
414
 
 Air Biscuit: Im sad if this is where scatman john ended up.
 a robot: Human going!
 Wooden Spoon: We like Roy!
Image 201398   09-04-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
524
 
 Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, spoiled area of natural beauty.
 Hosebag: My neighbors just fling garbage out of their cars into my yard, like frigging baboons...
 fanny: @Rev80 ,,,,,,,,,,,, there! are you happy now! here,,,,,,,, take some more! :)
 Rev80: A comma would be nice
 Knice: I'm getting mixed signals here...
Image 201397   09-04-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
521
 
 Warrax: I painted a watercolor of this in high school.
 Unbathed: Paging Bowiebranchia.
 Sage: Naydra?
 Rev80: You call that a dragon?
 UnknownSample: I'm so fancy, yall already know.
Image 201396   09-04-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
265
 
 Aufziehvogel: Hey Whitey McWhiteface !
 grizzly: @fanny oh dang! A show 25 years in the making! That is gonna be rad!
 fanny: @grizzly thanks! i had tickets to a show maybe 25 years ago and he canceled... this is the first time he's come back to where i live! the venue is in my neighborhood too so it's like he's coming just for me ;)
 grizzly: @fanny neat! I've always wanted to see him! Have fun!
 Rev80: Wow.. Kanye posing with The Grey Album
 fanny: OMG OMG ONLY 19 MORE DAYS TILL I SEE PAUL MCCARTEY AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 Rat-Butt: Our faces are up here, buddy
 Rat-Butt: Well, at l sat 2 out of 3 of these men are pretty awesome...the other thinks he is better then them..
Image 201395   09-04-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
254
 
 Rev80: Krypton's attempt at reducing inmate cost congestion in the Phantom Zone
 Rat-Butt: You don't throw perfectly good bottles into the ocean
 Rat-Butt: If I could save time, er, I mean men in a bottle...
 Teechur: Massages in a bottle. Apply where needed.
Image 201394   09-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
177
 
 Rev80: His face can also serve as a fondue pot
 Rat-Butt: I know you don't like zits, but you are using sandpaper waaaay too much there.
 Rat-Butt: I am kinda concerned for th passagers on the plane, stuck on the roof...
 Rat-Butt: I am kinda concerned for th passagers on the plane, stuck on the roof...
Image 201393   09-04-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
667
 
 Mr Bleak: @fanny Morning Wood, I suspect.
 savvoy: Isn't that one of those semi-thongs held in place by a butt plug?
 Donut: Today's Weirdo Item: Disembodied Thong Torso Man!
 fanny: What do i have to search to get that to be my target add?!
Image 201392   09-04-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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