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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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 6. shadebane: 1910 points
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10. WannaBee: 1550 points
11. Prombom: 1480 points
12. confession: 1456 points
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14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. Pizza: 1387 points
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Score:
300
 
 Wooden Spoon: Bird bars serve beer in a trough and slugs instead of pretzels.
Image 201401   09-04-17   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
879
 
 Skaalar: We all know who's favorite now.
 Ulillillia: Cats are nice
 Dresdenkeogh: Pride week
Image 201400   09-04-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
305
 
 Annoying Vegan : @El hefe Lawnmowers and pumpkin scented candles.
 El hefe: Whats in 205, wreaths and chainsaws?
 Dresdenkeogh: It's a one stop shop
Image 201399   09-04-17   Uploaded by    mrdiron
Score:
414
 
 Air Biscuit: Im sad if this is where scatman john ended up.
 a robot: Human going!
 Wooden Spoon: We like Roy!
Image 201398   09-04-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
524
 
 Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, spoiled area of natural beauty.
 Hosebag: My neighbors just fling garbage out of their cars into my yard, like frigging baboons...
 fanny: @Rev80 ,,,,,,,,,,,, there! are you happy now! here,,,,,,,, take some more! :)
 Rev80: A comma would be nice
 Knice: I'm getting mixed signals here...
Image 201397   09-04-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
521
 
 Warrax: I painted a watercolor of this in high school.
 Unbathed: Paging Bowiebranchia.
 Sage: Naydra?
 Rev80: You call that a dragon?
 UnknownSample: I'm so fancy, yall already know.
Image 201396   09-04-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
265
 
 chemical: Hey Whitey McWhiteface !
 grizzly: @fanny oh dang! A show 25 years in the making! That is gonna be rad!
 fanny: @grizzly thanks! i had tickets to a show maybe 25 years ago and he canceled... this is the first time he's come back to where i live! the venue is in my neighborhood too so it's like he's coming just for me ;)
 grizzly: @fanny neat! I've always wanted to see him! Have fun!
 Rev80: Wow.. Kanye posing with The Grey Album
 fanny: OMG OMG ONLY 19 MORE DAYS TILL I SEE PAUL MCCARTEY AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 Rat-Butt: Our faces are up here, buddy
 Rat-Butt: Well, at l sat 2 out of 3 of these men are pretty awesome...the other thinks he is better then them..
Image 201395   09-04-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
254
 
 Rev80: Krypton's attempt at reducing inmate cost congestion in the Phantom Zone
 Rat-Butt: You don't throw perfectly good bottles into the ocean
 Rat-Butt: If I could save time, er, I mean men in a bottle...
 Teechur: Massages in a bottle. Apply where needed.
Image 201394   09-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
177
 
 Rev80: His face can also serve as a fondue pot
 Rat-Butt: I know you don't like zits, but you are using sandpaper waaaay too much there.
 Rat-Butt: I am kinda concerned for th passagers on the plane, stuck on the roof...
 Rat-Butt: I am kinda concerned for th passagers on the plane, stuck on the roof...
Image 201393   09-04-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
667
 
 Mr Bleak: @fanny Morning Wood, I suspect.
 savvoy: Isn't that one of those semi-thongs held in place by a butt plug?
 Donut: Today's Weirdo Item: Disembodied Thong Torso Man!
 fanny: What do i have to search to get that to be my target add?!
Image 201392   09-04-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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