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237940  Yurishiro: @Himesama Damn it I'm so sorry wtf happened?!

237953  Robespierre: Shit seen

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Ah, Buzzfeed. There you go.

237955  Robespierre: Dump Trump

237943  Yurishiro: We all doot down here

237950  mexican: I remember that story as well, pretty sure I saw it on SA, maybe from a banner ad? I don't typically go near GBS so that is about the only way I can think of to have seen it.

237178  carpwoman: Hug it out, bros.

237949  Yurishiro: And to think it all fits in chuck norris chest

237950  Yurishiro: 'Dishwasher safe'[shivers]

237938  Not A Bot: Pimp my beetle

237951  Yurishiro: Dat muffin top

237197  carpwoman: How the hell do you get on it?

237953  Yurishiro: "He...he was only PRETENDING to throw the ball!!"

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*

237840  SuedeOxford: My chicken sandwich instinct is far stronger than my bangin instinct.

237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

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8. Side Boob
9. tib gubb
10. Christina

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237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237950 mexican: I remember that story as well, pretty sure I saw it on SA, maybe from a banner ad? I don't typically go near GBS so that is about the only way I can think of to have seen it.

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 6. E. HONDA: 2841 points
 7. logono: 2667 points
 8. Side Boob: 2615 points
 9. a robot: 2517 points
10. BaconCake: 2166 points
11. burritos: 2129 points
12. Dresdenkeogh: 2071 points
13. clayjar: 1932 points
14. bookcase: 1931 points
15. barfolomew: 1836 points
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 Skaalar: "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack."
 Felicity: Thats terrible but I love it
 a robot: I basically have no choice but to radvote this!
Image 200994   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Image 200993 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by John Blender. You have brought shame on us, John Blender.
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 Mr. Shine: *sings Vesti LA Guibba*
 redmonkey3: Ladies...
Image 200992   09-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Bill Rye: huh? what? huh??
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 savvoy: to much... just can't even
 Ted Hebert: Don't tell me howto be incredulous.
 Sadbot: ???
Image 200991   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Hosebag: Welly welly welly well. What's up, my P and M?
 Teechur: Let me help you decorate as I add my breakfast and last night's dinner. BLAAAAARGH
 savvoy: I feel like that's an Easy Bake Oven for some unfathomable reason
 redmonkey3: The counter top alone would make me dry heave the first time i NEEDED coffee and had to look at it for any length of time
Image 200990   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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 Red: i think some of my students learned from this book
 Ted Hebert: As an esteemed professor at Trump University, i see this as a functional teaching exercise.
 Borkf: Sick dent bro.
 addend: @addend *"chompers".
 Felicity: I went to the gas station today and when I handed the attendant my money he said, You want seat feathers? I asked him to repeat himself and finally on the fourth try I got that he was asking if I wanted a receipt for this
 addend: Motion to replace switcherino term "choppers" with "dents".
Image 200989   09-02-17   Uploaded by    gggina
 karmakat: @namaste look at the shape. HONESTLY.
 namaste: @karmakat Huh?
 sparename: "Stand by for action! We are about to launch Stingray! Anything can happen in the next half hour!"
 Not A Bot: They're both named Marge
 karmakat: oh, a hanging butt!
Image 200988   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Wet farts: @Flarmie wrecking chisel is my dancing name.
 a robot: @Flarmie Would you look at all that stuff!
 Jrks: Offer also excludes: LSD, flavoured beast milk, LSD flavoured breastmilk, Text, Tiles and Textiles.
 Ted Hebert: Offer not extended to lefties.
 Jabberwikket: you have to buy the entire store to get the discount
 addend: Darn patriarchy. Can't a girl get a little discount on potassium?
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Image 200987   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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It was uploaded by Relp. You have brought shame on us, Relp.
 Warrax: They just push you down a flight of stairs.
 WTF: They forgot the quotes around "Professional" as well.
 Ted Hebert: How can i play sport if you won't stop tugging on my erection?
 Borkf: Is reductive massage where they just like your back a couple of times then say "that's the general idea"?
 dobbiesdoogs: is that pointing toward the hoe carnival?
Image 200985   09-02-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
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