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258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

258496  VoR: I prefer mine furry

258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns



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474
 
 Skaalar: "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack."
 bookcase: Thats terrible but I love it
 a robot: I basically have no choice but to radvote this!
Image 200994   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Image 200993 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by John Blender. We'll pray for you, John Blender.
Score:
622
 
 savvoy: Jaunty tardigrade
 Mr. Shine: *sings Vesti LA Guibba*
 redmonkey3: Ladies...
Image 200992   09-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
389
 
 Bill Rye: huh? what? huh??
 DarkTeddy: Fix your posture
 savvoy: to much... just can't even
 Ted Hebert: Don't tell me howto be incredulous.
 Sadbot: ???
Image 200991   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
276
 
 Hosebag: Welly welly welly well. What's up, my P and M?
 Teechur: Let me help you decorate as I add my breakfast and last night's dinner. BLAAAAARGH
 savvoy: I feel like that's an Easy Bake Oven for some unfathomable reason
 redmonkey3: The counter top alone would make me dry heave the first time i NEEDED coffee and had to look at it for any length of time
Image 200990   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
299
 
 Hosebag: Tailgate me and get a sick dent.
 DarkTeddy: I think this is when someone takes teaching will make you better too literally.
 Red: i think some of my students learned from this book
 Ted Hebert: As an esteemed professor at Trump University, i see this as a functional teaching exercise.
 Borkf: Sick dent bro.
 addend: @addend *"chompers".
 Fast Sloth: I went to the gas station today and when I handed the attendant my money he said, You want seat feathers? I asked him to repeat himself and finally on the fourth try I got that he was asking if I wanted a receipt for this
 addend: Motion to replace switcherino term "choppers" with "dents".
Image 200989   09-02-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
277
 
 karmakat: @namaste look at the shape. HONESTLY.
 namaste: @karmakat Huh?
 sparename: "Stand by for action! We are about to launch Stingray! Anything can happen in the next half hour!"
 Not A Bot: They're both named Marge
 karmakat: oh, a hanging butt!
Image 200988   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
192
 
 Wet farts: @Flarmie wrecking chisel is my dancing name.
 a robot: @Flarmie Would you look at all that stuff!
 Jrks: Offer also excludes: LSD, flavoured beast milk, LSD flavoured breastmilk, Text, Tiles and Textiles.
 Ted Hebert: Offer not extended to lefties.
 Jabberwikket: you have to buy the entire store to get the discount
 addend: Darn patriarchy. Can't a girl get a little discount on potassium?
 Amy Housewine: Oh yes it's ladies' night/and the feeling's right/yes it's ladies' night/Oh what a night (oh what a night)
 Flarmie: automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
 Flarmie: Offer excludes allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, autom
 Zampano: 20% off entire store: offer excludes entire store
Image 200987   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Image 200986 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Relp. Your image was bad, Relp.
Score:
222
 
 Warrax: They just push you down a flight of stairs.
 WTF: They forgot the quotes around "Professional" as well.
 Ted Hebert: How can i play sport if you won't stop tugging on my erection?
 Borkf: Is reductive massage where they just like your back a couple of times then say "that's the general idea"?
 dobbiesdoogs: is that pointing toward the hoe carnival?
Image 200985   09-02-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
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