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228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

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2. Yurishiro
3. Ulillillia
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228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.



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 3. Scoo: 6021 points
 4. Bagels: 4965 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4066 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2316 points
 7. Side Boob: 2260 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2120 points
 9. saluted: 2010 points
10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
12. greg: 1948 points
13. majorchamp: 1947 points
14. adeadcrab: 1922 points
15. guccigucci: 1827 points
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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @Zampano Plus, you're going to need the mother of all extension leads.
 Felicity: Im already depressed and exhausted
 FabricMan: Stock photos are weird
 Winterneuro: Depression IS exhausting.
 a robot: Problem is that if you're depressed it can be super hard to get the motivation to work even a little, let alone into exhaustion.
 Warrax: Can confirm.
 bug: Pictured: Mother Nature and her vacuum.
 Dr Awkward: @Zampano And where do you empty it?
 Zampano: Thats all good and well, sure, but I mean, it's not the vacuuming up the desert I'm afraid of, its emptying the hoover 18 million god damned times that gets me...
Image 200847   09-01-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
319
 
 Christina: Looks like a good place to try and contact the aliens.
 a robot: Stallman's gonna Stallman.
 Zampano: "I've come halfway around the world to be here and there's no damned wifi!?"
Image 200846   09-01-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
318
 
 tib gubb: still a good dog.
 Mr Shifty: Nice tie collection bruh
 Robespierre: Look! It's the "I Didn't Do It" dog!
 a robot: "It wasn't me!"
Image 200845   09-01-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
339
 
 Felicity: WHAT THE SHIT
 Warrax: Jay-Z is my history professor.
 Himesama: Those tricks got ELIMINATED.
 Robespierre: Screw Beyonce (accent grave over the final "e") - I want to know when Christian Bale wrote a book about political economics.
 Dr Awkward: Dang, I should have put that on my syllabi.
Image 200844   09-01-17   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
527
 
 Mr Bleak: Cat chess: knight to high stump.
 Warrax: Cat posts get all the rads.
 Robespierre: They call him Stumpy. Stumpy the Peeper.
Image 200843   09-01-17   Uploaded by    a sedated moose
Score:
155
 
 Robespierre: Grafik artz are my passion.
 Knice: I tried to read that and voided the warranty on my Lasik. :-(
 a sedated moose: Is this supposed to be ironic?
Image 200842   09-01-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
553
 
 Felicity: This is whats missing from modern pro-wrestling
 Christina: This weird is porn.
 Dr Awkward: this leads to pooping back and forth forever.
 Dr Awkward: this leads to pooping back and forth forever.
 tib gubb: this Cathy is weird
 Off Topic: Ha! Butt Horn changes to Cathy
 Off Topic: I like Butt in Cathy
 Knice: *Chuck Tingle's head asplode*
 a sedated moose: A debate for the ages.
Image 200841   09-01-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Image 200840 is unbelievably bad (score -27) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by SS Keith. You have brought shame on us, SS Keith.
Score:
591
 
 Robespierre: Poi cat, pondering.
 tib gubb: ...and i pray that the red dot may never land on me or those that i love...
 DangitBobby: I picture one of those hairless cats as the head Titan
 Mexico: *swipes at sunbeam, levels city*
Image 200839   09-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
473
 
 Vinochet: who farted?
 Nopetology: This carpool lane is weird
 Warrax: @Jennerator You're going to hell for those posts, and I'm going for laughing at them.
 Not A Bot: We need you big and strong for upcoming internet coldwar... is fought with cats!
 Robespierre: Thinks: "I'd ride with Satan himself to get to Duff Gardens!"
 Jennerator: *sings* C is for conquest and that good enough for me!
 Jennerator: Boko Omnom?
 Jennerator: Dessert fighters
 tib gubb: in no way is that rear suspension rated for that many people.
Image 200838   09-01-17   Uploaded by    rachel
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