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216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

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216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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 Knice: @Annoying Vegan That night, a wadded-up Kim Possible printed kleenex and some black electrical tape I keep in my bag for taping down laces. By the next day, I was satisfied that it had stopped leaking, so I left it. Now I've got a cool divot and the hair grows all wonky there. :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Holy cow! Did you get stitches, or just tape it up?
 Knice: One of my most notable scars is from a toepick. I was in a show, doing a pairs spiral with this lady when I hit a rut in the ice and went down. She kept going, and her left toepick stabbed me in the back of my left hand, right where the first thumb-bone joins the wrist. That caused her forward motion to become a turn, which gouged a sizeable chunk out of your boy. I got off as non-chalantly as I could, cupping my right hand under the left to catch the blood. When I got off-ice, I whispered to the Director "I need a bucket to bleed in!" She had one.
 Knice: @a sedated moose @Warrax @Annoying Vegan They're sharpish. Like, if you pulled your fingernail across an edge. It would shave up some dust; but they're not kitchen-knife sharp. I've seen and had some fairly bad cuts from them, but that's more a function of the amount of force behind the blade, not its sharpness.
 Warrax: @Annoying Vegan This is precisely what I wonder every time I see someone ice skating. I assume @Knice is down a few digits, like a shop teacher.
 a sedated moose: @Knice @Annoying Vegan I'm thinking more along these lines: #200598
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Are ice skates actually sharp? Has anyone ever lost a finger by falling and someone skating over them?
 Knice: No DIY squatty-potty; this is why I put my skates on to shit.
Image 200688   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
200
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 200687   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
351
 
 charlemagne: never did get around to completing super mario 64
 El hefe: This destroys our reality
 WaffleIron: One of the better Oblivion quests.
Image 200686   08-31-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
206
 
 Phillee: would eat
 piranharama: Welcome to flavour city, population YOU!!!
 Unbathed: Stage two of the three states of vegan cheese slices "fragile", "flexible", and "molten."
 Warrax: Cold spaghetti doesn't exist. It becomes tomato pasta salad when chilled. I add some black pepper, a little salad dressing, and tapatio. Yummy.
 Knice: *reaches for hot sauce*
Image 200685   08-31-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
608
 
 Mr Bleak: Must be Fake News: it's Australian, and it isn't even trying to kill her.
 Science: Wynonna's got a big brown wombat and she shows it off to all her friends.
 dobbiesdoogs: "don't say mate, goddammit"
 Phillee: seems like a cool guy.
 piranharama: Forever alone
 Robespierre: ... and that is the News For Wombats. Next up...
 grizzly: Kill me!
 Hosebag: Smithers, RELEASE THE WOMBATS!
 LancesLeftNut: It was at this point that Karen realized that she really needed to shave her wombat...
Image 200684   08-31-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Image 200683 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Unicorn. Your image was bad, Unicorn.
Score:
181
 
 Robespierre: Tornado ... trailer park ... nothing so odd about this.
 savvoy: bait
Image 200682   08-31-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
463
 
 charmander: @Robespierre hahah
 Robespierre: Now THAT's what I call Modern!
 Mr. Shine: I loved this show!
Image 200681   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
302
 
 Not A Bot: [sfx: sad trombone]
 Robespierre: @Mexico The drummer is James Osterberg.
 Butcherboy: we need a ride home!
 Wooden Spoon: @Mexico: False. The man in the picture is wearing a shirt and therefore cannot be Iggy Pop.
 Unbathed: @Mexico They're all goin' Night Clubbin'
 Mexico: The drummer is Iggy Pop. Yes, I'm serious.
 Ted Hebert: Gonna do what i please, gonna spread the disease, because iguana.
 Warrax: Came to see lizards, left sorely disappointed.
 savvoy: Really a surprisingly decent sound
Image 200680   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
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 Robespierre: This must have been taken when he was well past his Sell By date.
 Scoo: Shiny Tim
 savvoy: Go away, Marilyn Manson
Image 200679   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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