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228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

228216  BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea

228218  BavidDowie: Tackies!

228250  Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?

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Score:
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 Knice: @Annoying Vegan That night, a wadded-up Kim Possible printed kleenex and some black electrical tape I keep in my bag for taping down laces. By the next day, I was satisfied that it had stopped leaking, so I left it. Now I've got a cool divot and the hair grows all wonky there. :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Holy cow! Did you get stitches, or just tape it up?
 Knice: One of my most notable scars is from a toepick. I was in a show, doing a pairs spiral with this lady when I hit a rut in the ice and went down. She kept going, and her left toepick stabbed me in the back of my left hand, right where the first thumb-bone joins the wrist. That caused her forward motion to become a turn, which gouged a sizeable chunk out of your boy. I got off as non-chalantly as I could, cupping my right hand under the left to catch the blood. When I got off-ice, I whispered to the Director "I need a bucket to bleed in!" She had one.
 Knice: @a sedated moose @Warrax @Annoying Vegan They're sharpish. Like, if you pulled your fingernail across an edge. It would shave up some dust; but they're not kitchen-knife sharp. I've seen and had some fairly bad cuts from them, but that's more a function of the amount of force behind the blade, not its sharpness.
 Warrax: @Annoying Vegan This is precisely what I wonder every time I see someone ice skating. I assume @Knice is down a few digits, like a shop teacher.
 a sedated moose: @Knice @Annoying Vegan I'm thinking more along these lines: #200598
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Are ice skates actually sharp? Has anyone ever lost a finger by falling and someone skating over them?
 Knice: No DIY squatty-potty; this is why I put my skates on to shit.
Image 200688   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
200
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 200687   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
351
 
 charlemagne: never did get around to completing super mario 64
 El hefe: This destroys our reality
 WaffleIron: One of the better Oblivion quests.
Image 200686   08-31-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
206
 
 Phillee: would eat
 piranharama: Welcome to flavour city, population YOU!!!
 Unbathed: Stage two of the three states of vegan cheese slices "fragile", "flexible", and "molten."
 Warrax: Cold spaghetti doesn't exist. It becomes tomato pasta salad when chilled. I add some black pepper, a little salad dressing, and tapatio. Yummy.
 Knice: *reaches for hot sauce*
Image 200685   08-31-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
608
 
 Mr Bleak: Must be Fake News: it's Australian, and it isn't even trying to kill her.
 Science: Wynonna's got a big brown wombat and she shows it off to all her friends.
 dobbiesdoogs: "don't say mate, goddammit"
 Phillee: seems like a cool guy.
 piranharama: Forever alone
 Robespierre: ... and that is the News For Wombats. Next up...
 grizzly: Kill me!
 Hosebag: Smithers, RELEASE THE WOMBATS!
 LancesLeftNut: It was at this point that Karen realized that she really needed to shave her wombat...
Image 200684   08-31-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Image 200683 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Unicorn. We'll pray for you, Unicorn.
Score:
181
 
 Robespierre: Tornado ... trailer park ... nothing so odd about this.
 savvoy: bait
Image 200682   08-31-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
463
 
 charmander: @Robespierre hahah
 Robespierre: Now THAT's what I call Modern!
 Mr. Shine: I loved this show!
Image 200681   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 Not A Bot: [sfx: sad trombone]
 Robespierre: @Mexico The drummer is James Osterberg.
 Butcherboy: we need a ride home!
 Wooden Spoon: @Mexico: False. The man in the picture is wearing a shirt and therefore cannot be Iggy Pop.
 Unbathed: @Mexico They're all goin' Night Clubbin'
 Mexico: The drummer is Iggy Pop. Yes, I'm serious.
 Ted Hebert: Gonna do what i please, gonna spread the disease, because iguana.
 Warrax: Came to see lizards, left sorely disappointed.
 savvoy: Really a surprisingly decent sound
Image 200680   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
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 Robespierre: This must have been taken when he was well past his Sell By date.
 Scoo: Shiny Tim
 savvoy: Go away, Marilyn Manson
Image 200679   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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