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228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

228480  FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat

228485  FabricMan: You're looking very healthy

228032  Science: @Matricii: That's what hirelings are for. Never go delving without them.

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Ulillillia
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5. VeeKay
6. glenalec
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9. wolfpk
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228301 charlemagne: I made the radiohead logo on my mario kart ds

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.



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Scoo uploaded 228018 (961 points)
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Scoo uploaded 228077 (939 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Bagels uploaded 227984 (886 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (882 points)
seahawks uploaded 227997 (872 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)


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 3. Scoo: 6021 points
 4. Bagels: 4965 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4066 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2316 points
 7. Side Boob: 2260 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2120 points
 9. saluted: 2010 points
10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
12. greg: 1948 points
13. majorchamp: 1947 points
14. adeadcrab: 1922 points
15. guccigucci: 1827 points
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 Jabberwikket: What an adorable little murder-beast !
 Meow: Noah should've been more specific about the rules
 LurkedMoar: Owlgi
 Prostata: corgowli
Image 200607   08-31-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
251
 
 Robespierre: He's finally realized his proper place in the cosmos.
 funny in the wall: dude, he's so sunburnt, his eyes are red
 Prostata: blatant product placement? or is she sharing an unopened can of soda with his penguin?
 Zukero: We get it, you do linux.
Image 200606   08-31-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
142
 
 RiderFan: Its fun to stay at the YMCA!
Image 200605   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
350
 
 Jabberwikket: Wow..., that is just terrible. Better call it in as a sign of the apocalypse. [Walks away shaking head]. What is wrong with these morons ?!?!
 Felicity: Solution: get a litter box for the dog
 Mr. Shine: @eider and he's never going back!
 EH: RAGNAR IS RETHINKING THINGS!
 eider: He has tasted luxury
Image 200604   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
292
 
 BavidDowie: "Kirsten, that's a garnish..."
 a sedated moose: "I've made a huge mistake" [SIMON AND GARFUNKELING INTENSIFIES]
 Bill Rye: she mad
 Dr Awkward: This is my own personal Gyllenhell
 funny in the wall: that doesn't look like one of those funny salads
 Prostata: RAGNAR IS RETHINKING THINGS!
Image 200603   08-31-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
69
 
 Koopa: Thanks, Master Onion.
 mrd0t: Cooking on acid.
Image 200602   08-31-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
221
 
 Phillee: who thinks becoming an adult would be cool? (to be fair, i dont know what its like, inever became one)
 Otterman: Orgasms are the big payoff. That, and all the candy you want.
 Robespierre: Fun, ain't it?
 Meow: Being an adult just means making the same stupid choices with more confidence
 Not A Bot: Would love to see this photo without text. Yknow, so we can make up our own.
 Mr Shifty: I wish my home had a big 'HOME' sign.
 Scoo: ADULT IS RETHINKING THINGS!
 Nopetology: I like Adulthorn!
Image 200601   08-31-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
402
 
 Robespierre: Looks like Nathan's well on his way to working in the World of Finance with Martin Shkreli. Keep working on that cold, cold sneer, Nate.
 WTF: @Nopetology ...in Canada.
 Nopetology: Right next to your girlfriend. And we wouldn't know her- she goes to a different school.
Image 200600   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
319
 
 UltraBeverly: This foreplay is disturbing.
 FabricMan: Quaid...
Image 200599   08-31-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
291
 
 Dr Awkward: The front brakes always seemed like a disaster waiting to happen to me.
 SpaceCow: No matter what is on you device, the moment you strap these one, your headphones begin playing "Dancing Queen."
 Knice: How the hell do you sharpen those?
Image 200598   08-31-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
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