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257704  Not A Bot: gonna keep flagging these until you dipshits stop

257219  FireBreathingMarmot: what shall we say then

257738  Knice: My signature pro-wrestling move.

257281  FireBreathingMarmot: Great color rendition for as old as the media must have been.

256910  Austin: are they all vampires?

257724  Knice: Welcome to Ken's ass--I mean Kansas.

257732  Peter Pantsless: That represents the majority of Facebook posts pretty well, actually

257727  Knice: That's an impressive girth-to-length ratio.

257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

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9. Knice
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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

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10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1772 points
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14. pirate: 1540 points
15. Prombom: 1515 points
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 Spazstatic: Man has a hammock, 3 grills and a beard... What he did next will surprise you...
 Rat-Butt: Man has a hammer, 3 nails, and a board...what he did next will surprise you...
 Wet farts: @Rev80 #127312
 Mr. Shine: Just checking!
 Rev80: I infer from the blank area that those two guys are telling injured individuals to go fuck themselves..
 SomeCanadian: Not yet. Wait.
 Chest Rockwell: Lamar looks a little too happy.
 UltraBeverly: They seem fine.
 Mr. Butt: I'd like to be...??
 San DoDo: N-No..
Image 200480   08-30-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
 Dr. Bathroom: Mmm, lard disks.
 Rat-Butt: Ohhh, baby...give me all your creme! Yeah, baby, oh baby...yes yes YES!!! Ahhhh, was it good for you?
 Annoying Vegan : Skip the middleman. Buy a tub of Crisco and mix in a bag of powdered sugar.
 Rev80: Finally.. A cookie inspired by a Weird Al Yankovic song..
 originaluser: YES
 Wet farts: "Creme"
 Knice: *hyurk*
 gulpeg: Mmmmmm ... grainy.
Image 200479   08-30-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
 Mr. Lizard: Hatari? Daktari? Who cares; it's Rad.
 PenguinBartender: Soon.
 Christina: Hiding in plain sight.
Image 200478   08-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 tib gubb: I think your cat is having a stroke
 Wet farts: aaa aaaaaa AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 Phum Munts: Schitzy Kitty comes to mind.
Image 200477   08-30-17   Uploaded by    sumo
 teletub: Oh yeah? I'd imagine that a receiving package from Fake Food Japan could shatter it quicker.
 Wet farts: @tib gubb I once incinerated a giant paper wasp nest with a propane weed torch. It was very satisfying.
 Wet farts: Or puppies.
 funny in the wall: illusions of manliness are for disgusting macho manchildren. real men know the limits of their bravery
 Knice: I harbor no such illusions.
 tib gubb: yeah they aren't that bad if you're packing a flamethrower tbh
 WaffleIron: Only when they swarm and sting, which they don't, mostly.
Image 200476   08-30-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 WaffleIron: Basically 50% of the plot to the cold war.
Image 200475   08-30-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Rat-Butt: I am going to nut all over this hand towel...
 Rat-Butt: "Whatcha got there, buddy?" "Nut-n-honey"
 Rat-Butt: My nut! My nut, bitch!
 NoRagrets: @karmakat This one is from Belk
 fidelcastro: Baffled. The squirrel and I.
 karmakat: WHERE can I get that? lol
 NoRagrets: This squirrel was on hand towels before it was cool.
Image 200474   08-30-17   Uploaded by    NoRagrets
 Urn BooUrn: Stay on target!
 Rat-Butt: I am into entomology AND botney....I am so turned on right now...where is that squirrel-with-a-nut towel...
 Not A Bot: There is no way that lab isn't currently getting a blowjob
 The Man: NSFW!
 Greek Fire: @Robespierre I mean, flowers *are* sex organs.
 sparename: MORE bits of Peter Gabriel videos...
 chemical: I've heard of a "quivering quim" before, but this is ridiculous.
 Knice: Damn it, Nancy!
Image 200473   08-30-17   Uploaded by    reagan
 Prostata: Start your day with a zesty bang! A tasty glass of harpoon tang!
 Rat-Butt: Spunk Beer! When you mouth just doesn't have that salty, creamy taste, grab a warm can of Spunk Beer! And for that really ass taste in your mouth, try our new beer, Asstastic! Now in two new flavors: Crack-a-Dawn and Brown Sugar
 Rev80: Nothing cuts the taste of carpet like Spunk
 mark64: Fuck yeah Tank Girl
 PenguinBartender: Tank Girl gets all the Rads. *looks around gleefully* anyone? anyone? Aw.
 ughjeez: Tank Girl is nothing if not classy.
 cakefizzle: ***YaaAAAWNn!***
 tib gubb: mmm... "traditional"
Image 200472   08-30-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
 Rat-Butt: Man, the remake of that 80s movie The Stuff really looks good!
 Rev80: That kid really tore her up during labor
 FabricMan: "MAMA HUUNGRY!
 karmakat: OH, a true advertising!
Image 200471   08-30-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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