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228547  Robespierre: "You didn't come here for a GOOD manicure ... you came here for a MANICURE."

228552  Robespierre: Sims needs a scenery makeover.

228555  Robespierre: Nice monstrance, dude. Now, where's your mitre?

228543  Matricii: Radded on principle alone...

228544  Matricii: I hate this picture and all it stands for

228549  Robespierre: Armed and ready for bluegrass combat.

228547  Matricii: Servebot got old...

228553  Yam: I dont want a pickle

228553  Teechur: Seams legert

228550  Robespierre: Where can I purchase tickets for this acid trip?

228549  Matricii: In the Deep South, we call this "Tuesday"...

228550  Matricii: So is there like a bicycle in there or does she do it Flintstone's style?

228554  Matricii: This board is located inside the Simpson's writer's office... they did it all

228550  Jabberwikket: Well, here's your problem

228542  karmakat: aw...the poor puppy...

228537  fanny: I...would rock that

228545  karmakat: shit...am STUCK! same here...fucking stupid bird.

228550  Shay: Lita Ford must have threw one hell of a brouhaha last night.

228546  karmakat: WHY is the bunny wet...HUH!

228551  Shay: The true reality of 101 Dalmatians as it's one dog with 101 different personalities.

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3. Scoo
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

228490 Robespierre: @Ulillillia Been to Philly once, been to Pat's once. Coincidence? Definitely not.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228373 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre TILL I BURN UP

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.



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 6. Side Boob: 2417 points
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10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
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Score:
377
 
 Spazstatic: Man has a hammock, 3 grills and a beard... What he did next will surprise you...
 Rat-Butt: Man has a hammer, 3 nails, and a board...what he did next will surprise you...
 Wet farts: @Rev80 #127312
 Mr. Shine: Just checking!
 Rev80: I infer from the blank area that those two guys are telling injured individuals to go fuck themselves..
 SomeCanadian: Not yet. Wait.
 Chest Rockwell: Lamar looks a little too happy.
 UltraBeverly: They seem fine.
 Mr. Butt: I'd like to be...??
 San DoDo: N-No..
Image 200480   08-30-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
Score:
484
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Mmm, lard disks.
 Rat-Butt: Ohhh, baby...give me all your creme! Yeah, baby, oh baby...yes yes YES!!! Ahhhh, was it good for you?
 Annoying Vegan : Skip the middleman. Buy a tub of Crisco and mix in a bag of powdered sugar.
 Rev80: Finally.. A cookie inspired by a Weird Al Yankovic song..
 Felicity: YES
 Wet farts: "Creme"
 Knice: *hyurk*
 Robespierre: Mmmmmm ... grainy.
Image 200479   08-30-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
408
 
 Robespierre: Hatari? Daktari? Who cares; it's Rad.
 PenguinBartender: Soon.
 Christina: Hiding in plain sight.
Image 200478   08-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
434
 
 tib gubb: I think your cat is having a stroke
 Wet farts: aaa aaaaaa AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 Robespierre: Schitzy Kitty comes to mind.
Image 200477   08-30-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
195
 
 Robespierre: Oh yeah? I'd imagine that a receiving package from Fake Food Japan could shatter it quicker.
 Wet farts: @tib gubb I once incinerated a giant paper wasp nest with a propane weed torch. It was very satisfying.
 Wet farts: Or puppies.
 funny in the wall: illusions of manliness are for disgusting macho manchildren. real men know the limits of their bravery
 Knice: I harbor no such illusions.
 tib gubb: yeah they aren't that bad if you're packing a flamethrower tbh
 WaffleIron: Only when they swarm and sting, which they don't, mostly.
Image 200476   08-30-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
232
 
 WaffleIron: Basically 50% of the plot to the cold war.
Image 200475   08-30-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
378
 
 Rat-Butt: I am going to nut all over this hand towel...
 Rat-Butt: "Whatcha got there, buddy?" "Nut-n-honey"
 Rat-Butt: My nut! My nut, bitch!
 NoRagrets: @karmakat This one is from Belk
 Robespierre: Baffled. The squirrel and I.
 karmakat: WHERE can I get that? lol
 NoRagrets: This squirrel was on hand towels before it was cool.
Image 200474   08-30-17   Uploaded by    NoRagrets
Score:
262
 
 Urn BooUrn: Stay on target!
 Rat-Butt: I am into entomology AND botney....I am so turned on right now...where is that squirrel-with-a-nut towel...
 Not A Bot: There is no way that lab isn't currently getting a blowjob
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW!
 Greek Fire: @Robespierre I mean, flowers *are* sex organs.
 sparename: MORE bits of Peter Gabriel videos...
 Robespierre: I've heard of a "quivering quim" before, but this is ridiculous.
 Knice: Damn it, Nancy!
Image 200473   08-30-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
477
 
 Prostata: Start your day with a zesty bang! A tasty glass of harpoon tang!
 Rat-Butt: Spunk Beer! When you mouth just doesn't have that salty, creamy taste, grab a warm can of Spunk Beer! And for that really ass taste in your mouth, try our new beer, Asstastic! Now in two new flavors: Crack-a-Dawn and Brown Sugar
 Rev80: Nothing cuts the taste of carpet like Spunk
 dangerkeith3000: Fuck yeah Tank Girl
 PenguinBartender: Tank Girl gets all the Rads. *looks around gleefully* anyone? anyone? Aw.
 ughjeez: Tank Girl is nothing if not classy.
 Robespierre: ***YaaAAAWNn!***
 tib gubb: mmm... "traditional"
Image 200472   08-30-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
574
 
 Rat-Butt: Man, the remake of that 80s movie The Stuff really looks good!
 Rev80: That kid really tore her up during labor
 FabricMan: "MAMA HUUNGRY!
 karmakat: OH, a true advertising!
Image 200471   08-30-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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