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272783  Off Topic: My speed is... What?

272729  Mr Bleak: @a robot Looks like Mark shit.

272730  Mr Bleak: I assume it's a speed controller, like hanging a carrot in front of a donkey?

272805  Pront Remp: and yet, people click

272735  Mr Bleak: What the heck are you feeding that cat? Because if I'm honest, it looks like a gold plated turd.

272792  Side Boob: Charlie is a very good boy!

272790  Not A Bot: and you've probably just seen shit anyway so....

272737  grizzly: Jerking off is my passion

272758  Littlecraftywolf: michelle is that you?!

272796  Air Biscuit: So is she like internet explorers version of clippy?

272759  Air Biscuit: Firefox has seen your search history.

272756  grizzly: @Knice excellence is never finished.

272795  ThoughtlessGentleman: finally a candidate i can really believe in. cant wait for the debate between him and killface.

272779  Air Biscuit: @Beeble @kimjongun rad/bad vote system of north korea.

272785  Christina: Did she delete the tweet? I can't find it.

272774  AlexDeLarge: @Sadbot man, we suck

272775  AFanOfSprite: I'm not sure I caught that, what type of radio is it?

272792  fumbduck: Teacher's pet

272788  Scoo: Loose butthole

272769  KingTrebek: Don't remember my bible stories great, but I think those are his daughters.

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272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass



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Score:
377
 
 Spazstatic: Man has a hammock, 3 grills and a beard... What he did next will surprise you...
 Rat-Butt: Man has a hammer, 3 nails, and a board...what he did next will surprise you...
 Wet farts: @Rev80 #127312
 Mr. Shine: Just checking!
 Rev80: I infer from the blank area that those two guys are telling injured individuals to go fuck themselves..
 SomeCanadian: Not yet. Wait.
 Chest Rockwell: Lamar looks a little too happy.
 UltraBeverly: They seem fine.
 Mr. Butt: I'd like to be...??
 San DoDo: N-No..
Image 200480   08-30-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
Score:
484
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Mmm, lard disks.
 Rat-Butt: Ohhh, baby...give me all your creme! Yeah, baby, oh baby...yes yes YES!!! Ahhhh, was it good for you?
 Annoying Vegan : Skip the middleman. Buy a tub of Crisco and mix in a bag of powdered sugar.
 Rev80: Finally.. A cookie inspired by a Weird Al Yankovic song..
 originaluser: YES
 Wet farts: "Creme"
 Knice: *hyurk*
 gulpeg: Mmmmmm ... grainy.
Image 200479   08-30-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
408
 
 Mr. Lizard: Hatari? Daktari? Who cares; it's Rad.
 PenguinBartender: Soon.
 Christina: Hiding in plain sight.
Image 200478   08-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
434
 
 tib gubb: I think your cat is having a stroke
 Wet farts: aaa aaaaaa AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 Phum Munts: Schitzy Kitty comes to mind.
Image 200477   08-30-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
195
 
 teletub: Oh yeah? I'd imagine that a receiving package from Fake Food Japan could shatter it quicker.
 Wet farts: @tib gubb I once incinerated a giant paper wasp nest with a propane weed torch. It was very satisfying.
 Wet farts: Or puppies.
 funny in the wall: illusions of manliness are for disgusting macho manchildren. real men know the limits of their bravery
 Knice: I harbor no such illusions.
 tib gubb: yeah they aren't that bad if you're packing a flamethrower tbh
 WaffleIron: Only when they swarm and sting, which they don't, mostly.
Image 200476   08-30-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
232
 
 WaffleIron: Basically 50% of the plot to the cold war.
Image 200475   08-30-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
378
 
 Rat-Butt: I am going to nut all over this hand towel...
 Rat-Butt: "Whatcha got there, buddy?" "Nut-n-honey"
 Rat-Butt: My nut! My nut, bitch!
 NoRagrets: @karmakat This one is from Belk
 fidelcastro: Baffled. The squirrel and I.
 karmakat: WHERE can I get that? lol
 NoRagrets: This squirrel was on hand towels before it was cool.
Image 200474   08-30-17   Uploaded by    NoRagrets
Score:
262
 
 Urn BooUrn: Stay on target!
 Rat-Butt: I am into entomology AND botney....I am so turned on right now...where is that squirrel-with-a-nut towel...
 Not A Bot: There is no way that lab isn't currently getting a blowjob
 The Man: NSFW!
 Greek Fire: @Robespierre I mean, flowers *are* sex organs.
 sparename: MORE bits of Peter Gabriel videos...
 chemical: I've heard of a "quivering quim" before, but this is ridiculous.
 Knice: Damn it, Nancy!
Image 200473   08-30-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
477
 
 Prostata: Start your day with a zesty bang! A tasty glass of harpoon tang!
 Rat-Butt: Spunk Beer! When you mouth just doesn't have that salty, creamy taste, grab a warm can of Spunk Beer! And for that really ass taste in your mouth, try our new beer, Asstastic! Now in two new flavors: Crack-a-Dawn and Brown Sugar
 Rev80: Nothing cuts the taste of carpet like Spunk
 mark64: Fuck yeah Tank Girl
 PenguinBartender: Tank Girl gets all the Rads. *looks around gleefully* anyone? anyone? Aw.
 ughjeez: Tank Girl is nothing if not classy.
 cakefizzle: ***YaaAAAWNn!***
 tib gubb: mmm... "traditional"
Image 200472   08-30-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
574
 
 Rat-Butt: Man, the remake of that 80s movie The Stuff really looks good!
 Rev80: That kid really tore her up during labor
 FabricMan: "MAMA HUUNGRY!
 karmakat: OH, a true advertising!
Image 200471   08-30-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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