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257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (778 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (768 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (756 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 257239 (753 points)


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11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
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Score:
561
 
 El Barto: @Teechur HAHAHAHAHA! :) Excellent.
 Credible Hulk: I never get those complicated, crazy machines with thousands of parts, I mean girls. i never get those. i mean literally
 VoR: Phwoar!get a load of those cogs. I cant even imagine what that machine does!
 Teechur: @El Barto As I see it, both countries were Russian to get to the moon.
 El Barto: @Teechur We didn't get much of the Russian POV.
 Ted Hebert: I don't get it. Where do the pot roast and cigarettes come out?
 WTF: "The ladies go wild for my homemade Enigma machine replica."
 Teechur: I don't remember this Hidden Figure from the movie.
Image 199820   08-27-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Image 199819 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flying sheep. Boo, flying sheep.
Score:
420
 
 beyardo: Ernie Bushmiller ROCKED!
 Ulillillia: Contrarian My Butt Horn
 Admiral Alan: Huh. N@ncy
 sad face: Contrarian My Butt will be right back
 Pop That Ponzi: Contrarian My Butt will be right back
 Donut: Sluggo confirmed for Sun-Worshipper.
Image 199818   08-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
389
 
 kensin: We DO deserve this - look at the people we elect to public office?
 Ted Hebert: I don't think so, Tim. This war horse is frozen in free will, just running around incepting my own destiny with my pal Schindler. He makes lists of wine and roses sometimes, but mostly works as a transporter.
 Not A Bot: I like how a whole generation has replaced parts of their vocabulary with movie titles. Definitely doesn't sound stupid!
 Donut: God has nothing to do with it, child. This is Sandler's work. Learn to fear the Sandler.
 dangerous dave: This image brought to you by manatees.
Image 199817   08-27-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
391
 
 piranharama: I remember this episode. The dentist wires Butthead's mouth shut.
 Ulillillia: What a dork, huh huh huh
 WTF: Do do what Beavis Dontics does.
Image 199816   08-27-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
144
 
 Shay: George Carlin: "Where are all these goofy fucking boy's names coming from?"
 Hungy Dingus: Serviceman was depressed by message but comforted by the excellent typeface American Typewriter
 Ted Hebert: I would have less dead friends if you would stop killing them, Callum.
Image 199815   08-27-17   Uploaded by    falling
Image 199814 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by champeen. We'll pray for you, champeen.
Score:
166
 
 Ted Hebert: *takes water from out the toilet*
 Mr. Shine: @fanny But it's got electrolytes!
 Fancy Clown: Monstrous
 fanny: I don't think those plants are craving that
Image 199813   08-27-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
156
 
 weed poop: @WaffleIron I once washed myself with a rag on a stick. The people who got near me afterward loved it.
 WaffleIron: I once made an arm splint for my sister with a towel, some duct tape and a newspaper. The doctors loved it.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: electrical tape with a piece of paper towel between whatever type of injury i have
 mrwiffler: Stupidage.
 Ted Hebert: Somebody is just too damn fancy to let an engine overheat and stick his finger on the quantum defibrilizer. I'm not even too proud to stick my finger right in the tinyverse battery and let those assholes sort it out. Might take a few millenia, but i wanted ice cream anyway, so it's a wash.
 Teechur: In cold weather when my thumbs split open, I super glue them back together.
 FabricMan: Her ladyship uses an oil rag instead of gluing the wound shut with rubber cement
 Bu7Z: Electrical tape for me.
 Bu7Z: Electrical tape for me.
 Amy Housewine: * Puts on cute childlike voice whilst waggling finger* "Hello, my name is Filthy Bastard."
 Amy Housewine: Awwww it's a finger puppet!
 Side Boob: = Infection
Image 199812   08-27-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
342
 
 Ted Hebert: I'm not asking you to respect my dreams, father, i am asking you to respect ME!
 Ted Hebert: I'm not asking you to respect my dreams, father, i am asking you to respect ME!
 Donut: "Take a right at the unicorn barrel salesman? I'm sorry, did I hear you right or...oh, wait, there he is..."
 tib gubb: horsin' around
 Amy Housewine: "Boss sid to keep an eye on these here buckets, so that's jus what I'm gon' do."
 Side Boob: Your girlfriend needs a better job
Image 199811   08-27-17   Uploaded by    dad
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