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210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

210071  Korrok: Kinky...

210123  Rembo Prundus: Who's that asshole that jumped on his back?

210087  Christina: I like this kind of buhnana.

210088  Christina: @Side Boob Horizontal is "across"; vertical is "down". You're welcome.

209988  funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

210057  Mr. Butt: ok.

210085  chhumphrey: @Knice and diabetes

210089  Christina: ( .)(. )

210089  chhumphrey: shouldn't it be "Redrah Eid"?

210095  Christina: None of those will happen.

210092  chhumphrey: Elton John's uncredited flop

210078  Mr. Butt: I didn't think the image was that funny, but its score was over 300 when I arrived and I just wanted to fit in.

210093  chhumphrey: Where are the 3D chess pieces?

210097  Christina: I like books.

210094  chhumphrey: Hopefully that garbage truck was full of fertilizer

210099  Christina: Nice pupper.

210095  chhumphrey: Only if you're into post-apocalyptic Sci-Fi

210122  fullofwind: Not college, but places.

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209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

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210107 chhumphrey: If you've ever been stranded in an airport you know you're bound to see at least two strange things. This counts as one.

209988 funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

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Score:
561
 
 El Barto: @Teechur HAHAHAHAHA! :) Excellent.
 Credible Hulk: I never get those complicated, crazy machines with thousands of parts, I mean girls. i never get those. i mean literally
 VoR: Phwoar!get a load of those cogs. I cant even imagine what that machine does!
 Teechur: @El Barto As I see it, both countries were Russian to get to the moon.
 El Barto: @Teechur We didn't get much of the Russian POV.
 Ted Hebert: I don't get it. Where do the pot roast and cigarettes come out?
 WTF: "The ladies go wild for my homemade Enigma machine replica."
 Teechur: I don't remember this Hidden Figure from the movie.
Image 199820   08-27-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Image 199819 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flying sheep. You have brought shame on us, flying sheep.
Score:
420
 
 Robespierre: Ernie Bushmiller ROCKED!
 Ulillillia: Contrarian My Butt Horn
 Felicity: Huh. N@ncy
 Felicity: Contrarian My Butt will be right back
 Felicity: Contrarian My Butt will be right back
 Donut: Sluggo confirmed for Sun-Worshipper.
Image 199818   08-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
389
 
 Robespierre: We DO deserve this - look at the people we elect to public office?
 Ted Hebert: I don't think so, Tim. This war horse is frozen in free will, just running around incepting my own destiny with my pal Schindler. He makes lists of wine and roses sometimes, but mostly works as a transporter.
 Not A Bot: I like how a whole generation has replaced parts of their vocabulary with movie titles. Definitely doesn't sound stupid!
 Donut: God has nothing to do with it, child. This is Sandler's work. Learn to fear the Sandler.
 dangerous dave: This image brought to you by manatees.
Image 199817   08-27-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
391
 
 piranharama: I remember this episode. The dentist wires Butthead's mouth shut.
 Ulillillia: What a dork, huh huh huh
 WTF: Do do what Beavis Dontics does.
Image 199816   08-27-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
144
 
 Shay: George Carlin: "Where are all these goofy fucking boy's names coming from?"
 Felicity: Serviceman was depressed by message but comforted by the excellent typeface American Typewriter
 Ted Hebert: I would have less dead friends if you would stop killing them, Callum.
Image 199815   08-27-17   Uploaded by    falling
Image 199814 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by champeen. Boo, champeen.
Score:
166
 
 Ted Hebert: *takes water from out the toilet*
 Mr. Shine: @fanny But it's got electrolytes!
 Fancy Clown: Monstrous
 fanny: I don't think those plants are craving that
Image 199813   08-27-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
156
 
 Robespierre: @WaffleIron I once washed myself with a rag on a stick. The people who got near me afterward loved it.
 WaffleIron: I once made an arm splint for my sister with a towel, some duct tape and a newspaper. The doctors loved it.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: electrical tape with a piece of paper towel between whatever type of injury i have
 mrwiffler: Stupidage.
 Ted Hebert: Somebody is just too damn fancy to let an engine overheat and stick his finger on the quantum defibrilizer. I'm not even too proud to stick my finger right in the tinyverse battery and let those assholes sort it out. Might take a few millenia, but i wanted ice cream anyway, so it's a wash.
 Teechur: In cold weather when my thumbs split open, I super glue them back together.
 FabricMan: Her ladyship uses an oil rag instead of gluing the wound shut with rubber cement
 Bu7Z: Electrical tape for me.
 Bu7Z: Electrical tape for me.
 Amy Housewine: * Puts on cute childlike voice whilst waggling finger* "Hello, my name is Filthy Bastard."
 Amy Housewine: Awwww it's a finger puppet!
 Side Boob: = Infection
Image 199812   08-27-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
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 Ted Hebert: I'm not asking you to respect my dreams, father, i am asking you to respect ME!
 Ted Hebert: I'm not asking you to respect my dreams, father, i am asking you to respect ME!
 Donut: "Take a right at the unicorn barrel salesman? I'm sorry, did I hear you right or...oh, wait, there he is..."
 tib gubb: horsin' around
 Amy Housewine: "Boss sid to keep an eye on these here buckets, so that's jus what I'm gon' do."
 Side Boob: Your girlfriend needs a better job
Image 199811   08-27-17   Uploaded by    dad
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