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221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

221577  waffles: This is why we can't have nice things.

221517  wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535  wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221542 wolfpk: How much do you want to bet that building is a Wal-Mart

221496 E. HONDA: sikh outfit dude

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?



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Score:
561
 
 El Barto: @Teechur HAHAHAHAHA! :) Excellent.
 Credible Hulk: I never get those complicated, crazy machines with thousands of parts, I mean girls. i never get those. i mean literally
 VoR: Phwoar!get a load of those cogs. I cant even imagine what that machine does!
 Teechur: @El Barto As I see it, both countries were Russian to get to the moon.
 El Barto: @Teechur We didn't get much of the Russian POV.
 Ted Hebert: I don't get it. Where do the pot roast and cigarettes come out?
 WTF: "The ladies go wild for my homemade Enigma machine replica."
 Teechur: I don't remember this Hidden Figure from the movie.
Image 199820   08-27-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Image 199819 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flying sheep. Your image was bad, flying sheep.
Score:
420
 
 Robespierre: Ernie Bushmiller ROCKED!
 Ulillillia: Contrarian My Butt Horn
 Felicity: Huh. N@ncy
 Felicity: Contrarian My Butt will be right back
 Felicity: Contrarian My Butt will be right back
 Donut: Sluggo confirmed for Sun-Worshipper.
Image 199818   08-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
389
 
 Robespierre: We DO deserve this - look at the people we elect to public office?
 Ted Hebert: I don't think so, Tim. This war horse is frozen in free will, just running around incepting my own destiny with my pal Schindler. He makes lists of wine and roses sometimes, but mostly works as a transporter.
 Not A Bot: I like how a whole generation has replaced parts of their vocabulary with movie titles. Definitely doesn't sound stupid!
 Donut: God has nothing to do with it, child. This is Sandler's work. Learn to fear the Sandler.
 dangerous dave: This image brought to you by manatees.
Image 199817   08-27-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
391
 
 piranharama: I remember this episode. The dentist wires Butthead's mouth shut.
 Ulillillia: What a dork, huh huh huh
 WTF: Do do what Beavis Dontics does.
Image 199816   08-27-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
144
 
 Shay: George Carlin: "Where are all these goofy fucking boy's names coming from?"
 Felicity: Serviceman was depressed by message but comforted by the excellent typeface American Typewriter
 Ted Hebert: I would have less dead friends if you would stop killing them, Callum.
Image 199815   08-27-17   Uploaded by    falling
Image 199814 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by champeen. We'll pray for you, champeen.
Score:
166
 
 Ted Hebert: *takes water from out the toilet*
 Mr. Shine: @fanny But it's got electrolytes!
 Fancy Clown: Monstrous
 fanny: I don't think those plants are craving that
Image 199813   08-27-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
156
 
 Robespierre: @WaffleIron I once washed myself with a rag on a stick. The people who got near me afterward loved it.
 WaffleIron: I once made an arm splint for my sister with a towel, some duct tape and a newspaper. The doctors loved it.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: electrical tape with a piece of paper towel between whatever type of injury i have
 mrwiffler: Stupidage.
 Ted Hebert: Somebody is just too damn fancy to let an engine overheat and stick his finger on the quantum defibrilizer. I'm not even too proud to stick my finger right in the tinyverse battery and let those assholes sort it out. Might take a few millenia, but i wanted ice cream anyway, so it's a wash.
 Teechur: In cold weather when my thumbs split open, I super glue them back together.
 FabricMan: Her ladyship uses an oil rag instead of gluing the wound shut with rubber cement
 Bu7Z: Electrical tape for me.
 Bu7Z: Electrical tape for me.
 Amy Housewine: * Puts on cute childlike voice whilst waggling finger* "Hello, my name is Filthy Bastard."
 Amy Housewine: Awwww it's a finger puppet!
 Side Boob: = Infection
Image 199812   08-27-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
342
 
 Ted Hebert: I'm not asking you to respect my dreams, father, i am asking you to respect ME!
 Ted Hebert: I'm not asking you to respect my dreams, father, i am asking you to respect ME!
 Donut: "Take a right at the unicorn barrel salesman? I'm sorry, did I hear you right or...oh, wait, there he is..."
 tib gubb: horsin' around
 Amy Housewine: "Boss sid to keep an eye on these here buckets, so that's jus what I'm gon' do."
 Side Boob: Your girlfriend needs a better job
Image 199811   08-27-17   Uploaded by    dad
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