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238888  Warrax: They're just trying to leave.

238884  dangerkeith3000: "So sang the choir of Karens"

238840  Micro Jackson: I agree

238849  Micro Jackson: I'm lookin for something in 75 - 80 range

238851  Micro Jackson: I can see your stable from here

238852  Micro Jackson: Classy

238856  Micro Jackson: There you go they are useful for something

238870  Micro Jackson: Not comin' down til you say I'm fabulous

238873  Micro Jackson: It's the thought that counts

238874  Micro Jackson: Mmmmmmmmmm, znak....................

238881  GoGo Robotto: @Hyphae Hey, sorry, but I don't speak pupperish!

238875  Micro Jackson: Fuck this

238876  Micro Jackson: She'll grow out of it

238877  Micro Jackson: Still life with bug

238879  Micro Jackson: Also, he could just completely give up and allow himself to be crucified

238881  Hyphae: @GoGo Robotto Hchanukkahah

238885  Micro Jackson: Cut it out, Tracy!

238886  Micro Jackson: Best performance was when she did not show up at all

238887  Micro Jackson: He's 1/4 wolverine

238856  addend: "Wait a minute, we shouldn't be walking on Abraham Lincoln's face."

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7. ignatz
8. Mad Collager
9. Felicity
10. barfolomew

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238852 Micro Jackson: Classy

238813 OldKentuckyShark: "Listen to this fart"

238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

238697 Captain Marsupial: Early Borg concept art sucked.

238856 Micro Jackson: There you go they are useful for something

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238859 dangerkeith3000: I always found this statue of Jesus describing the size of his penis distasteful.

238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238875 Micro Jackson: Fuck this

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

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 2. Side Boob: 7196 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 6582 points
 4. a robot: 3847 points
 5. Not A Bot: 3137 points
 6. Christina: 2711 points
 7. Booty Kicker: 2387 points
 8. Fursona: 2258 points
 9. Warrax: 2236 points
10. discodisco: 2203 points
11. Shay: 2203 points
12. karpeles: 2187 points
13. Mr. Shine: 2061 points
14. watwatwat: 2055 points
15. barfolomew: 1922 points
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 El Barto: @Teechur HAHAHAHAHA! :) Excellent.
 Credible Hulk: I never get those complicated, crazy machines with thousands of parts, I mean girls. i never get those. i mean literally
 VoR: Phwoar!get a load of those cogs. I cant even imagine what that machine does!
 Teechur: @El Barto As I see it, both countries were Russian to get to the moon.
 El Barto: @Teechur We didn't get much of the Russian POV.
 Ted Hebert: I don't get it. Where do the pot roast and cigarettes come out?
 WTF: "The ladies go wild for my homemade Enigma machine replica."
 Teechur: I don't remember this Hidden Figure from the movie.
Image 199820   08-27-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Image 199819 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flying sheep. You have brought shame on us, flying sheep.
 Robespierre: Ernie Bushmiller ROCKED!
 Ulillillia: Contrarian My Butt Horn
 Felicity: Huh. N@ncy
 Felicity: Contrarian My Butt will be right back
 Felicity: Contrarian My Butt will be right back
 Donut: Sluggo confirmed for Sun-Worshipper.
Image 199818   08-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Robespierre: We DO deserve this - look at the people we elect to public office?
 Ted Hebert: I don't think so, Tim. This war horse is frozen in free will, just running around incepting my own destiny with my pal Schindler. He makes lists of wine and roses sometimes, but mostly works as a transporter.
 Not A Bot: I like how a whole generation has replaced parts of their vocabulary with movie titles. Definitely doesn't sound stupid!
 Donut: God has nothing to do with it, child. This is Sandler's work. Learn to fear the Sandler.
 dangerous dave: This image brought to you by manatees.
Image 199817   08-27-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
 piranharama: I remember this episode. The dentist wires Butthead's mouth shut.
 Ulillillia: What a dork, huh huh huh
 WTF: Do do what Beavis Dontics does.
Image 199816   08-27-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
 Shay: George Carlin: "Where are all these goofy fucking boy's names coming from?"
 Felicity: Serviceman was depressed by message but comforted by the excellent typeface American Typewriter
 Ted Hebert: I would have less dead friends if you would stop killing them, Callum.
Image 199815   08-27-17   Uploaded by    falling
Image 199814 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by champeen. Your image was bad, champeen.
 Ted Hebert: *takes water from out the toilet*
 Mr. Shine: @fanny But it's got electrolytes!
 Fancy Clown: Monstrous
 fanny: I don't think those plants are craving that
Image 199813   08-27-17   Uploaded by    youshall
 Robespierre: @WaffleIron I once washed myself with a rag on a stick. The people who got near me afterward loved it.
 WaffleIron: I once made an arm splint for my sister with a towel, some duct tape and a newspaper. The doctors loved it.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: electrical tape with a piece of paper towel between whatever type of injury i have
 mrwiffler: Stupidage.
 Ted Hebert: Somebody is just too damn fancy to let an engine overheat and stick his finger on the quantum defibrilizer. I'm not even too proud to stick my finger right in the tinyverse battery and let those assholes sort it out. Might take a few millenia, but i wanted ice cream anyway, so it's a wash.
 Teechur: In cold weather when my thumbs split open, I super glue them back together.
 FabricMan: Her ladyship uses an oil rag instead of gluing the wound shut with rubber cement
 Bu7Z: Electrical tape for me.
 Bu7Z: Electrical tape for me.
 Amy Housewine: * Puts on cute childlike voice whilst waggling finger* "Hello, my name is Filthy Bastard."
 Amy Housewine: Awwww it's a finger puppet!
 Side Boob: = Infection
Image 199812   08-27-17   Uploaded by    happier
 Ted Hebert: I'm not asking you to respect my dreams, father, i am asking you to respect ME!
 Ted Hebert: I'm not asking you to respect my dreams, father, i am asking you to respect ME!
 Donut: "Take a right at the unicorn barrel salesman? I'm sorry, did I hear you right or...oh, wait, there he is..."
 tib gubb: horsin' around
 Amy Housewine: "Boss sid to keep an eye on these here buckets, so that's jus what I'm gon' do."
 Side Boob: Your girlfriend needs a better job
Image 199811   08-27-17   Uploaded by    dad
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