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210527  Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale

210458  trelyate: this is all that is left of that chicken in the pic below this one

210549  Side Boob: Fart nazis!

210555  Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.

210528  Ulillillia: IWSN

210563  parrotsnest: Ones wavy and ones rippled... What's the confusion?

210530  Ulillillia: 32X: Sonic Porn

210555  wolfpk: Don't lie; it was the duckling that was doing your homework in the first place.

210531  Ulillillia: Longtime Monogamous Partner never shows up to my homaroo

210559  ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..

210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

210536  Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!

210563  ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut

210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

210530  trelyate: IWSN

210555  fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line

210563  Horp Lello: If you have to ask, you're not ready.

210555  Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210480  UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.

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 Nopetology: @dangerous dave @tib gubb @Dr Awkward I was also thinking that it could be a grass skirt at first, but a grass skirt being so close to the huge package of spaghetti on top of the desk seemed unlikely..
 dangerous dave: @Dr Awkward My eye went straight to the noodles on the chair, too. TBH, I hadn't even seen the stain on the floor -- which probably tells you even *more* about my childhood, if it comes to that.
 Dr Awkward: @LancesLeftNut @tib gubb Uh, grass hula skirt is my best bet... I don't remember any of my roomates practicing Pastafarianism
 tib gubb: @Dr Awkward no man, there are noodles on the chair. NOODLES ON THE CHAIR!
 Dr Awkward: @petepuma @Side Boob @tib gubb @dangerous dave @Knice @LancesLeftNut @Nopetology Ok, so the real story here: I rented a room in a house during grad school, and shared the house with 3 other guys (all undergrads... that explains the general grossness of the house). Anyway, one weekend everyone else was gone, and I woke up to a loud pop. I ran out to the dining room and that is what I saw. My heart was racing, as I thought there was a murder, but it was just a juice concentrate that had apparently started to ferment in the container and exploded from the pressure.
 petepuma: there's vomit on his sweater already
 Side Boob: What's with the CSI pictures?
 tib gubb: i'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that there were some drugs involved here at some point
 dangerous dave: I hate that I have a strong suspicion that I know what's happened here -- because I hate that, if this were a photo from my childhood, what it would be is evidence of a parental squabble that got so petty and childish that the two supposed adults in the room eventually just flipped out and started hurling the food and dishes at each other.
 LancesLeftNut: Is that basghetti, or just a grass hula skirt? Those would be some long ass noodles...
 Knice: Time for fire.
 Nopetology: I was sure this was a crime scene at first. Now I'm just wondering how someone can fail at making spaghetti on such a massive scale. Username/upload, perhaps?
Image 199438   08-25-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
274
 
 Donut: "I hear you boys didn't like my game."
 a robot: My dad watched this episode with me once because I told him the Moody Blues were guest voices and he likes them. He was pretty disappointed, I guess I don't blame him.
 Christina: "I can fight both, on fist for each."
Image 199437   08-25-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
616
 
 Skaalar: "Stare at where my balls used to be, JON."
 a robot: Apparently it is "bootleg Garfield" day on the Spaceship.
Image 199436   08-25-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
598
 
 tib gubb: they're never gonna see this one coming...
 nlx27: TO VICTORY
 LancesLeftNut: GRINDR
 tib gubb: the ultimate team
 RainbowTornado: Somehow that's a symbiotic relationship
Image 199435   08-25-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
349
 
 Sadbot: I just have my battle brother throw an explosive-tipped spear at them after I pass them
 Knice: memegenerator.net once again delivering the gold.
 PenguinBartender: ...Then I, myself, get into an accident because I was staring at someone else texting and driving instead of watching the road.
 Science: I'd love to do this, but I'm always afraid they are going to cut the wheel in a panic and slam into me.
 tib gubb: in the state i live in, accidents are considered the fault of the person behind, so pressing your brakes is a good way to stop that.
 funny in the wall: being a jerk doesn't stop people from getting into accidents.
Image 199434   08-25-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
202
 
 Mr. Shine: Poop face
 Shay: Uggghhhh, not this weird lady again.
 Sadbot: Our Lord, Humperdoo
Image 199433   08-25-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
302
 
 well duh: Boys write their names in the snow. Dogs, well, do this apparently.
 Skaalar: Dog, or weirdly shaped and freshly used dildo. YOU decide!
 2Berries: Cuter than shit!
 Nopetology: Self portrait? That's an incredibly talented dog!
Image 199432   08-25-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
656
 
 dangerous dave: Still-shot from the set of a Kurosawa movie, perhaps?
 LancesLeftNut: Forehead? That's a fivehead!
 Science: Fun fact: The preferred weapon of the early samurai was the bow. If you had to use your sword, something had gone very, very wrong.
Image 199431   08-25-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
327
 
 UnknownSample: Omggrz lyke glob my glob!
 Side Boob: I was hoping for Mystery Date
 Scoo: It's no Mall Madness, but it'll do
Image 199430   08-25-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
306
 
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Image 199429   08-25-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
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