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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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 Nopetology: @dangerous dave @tib gubb @Dr Awkward I was also thinking that it could be a grass skirt at first, but a grass skirt being so close to the huge package of spaghetti on top of the desk seemed unlikely..
 dangerous dave: @Dr Awkward My eye went straight to the noodles on the chair, too. TBH, I hadn't even seen the stain on the floor -- which probably tells you even *more* about my childhood, if it comes to that.
 Dr Awkward: @LancesLeftNut @tib gubb Uh, grass hula skirt is my best bet... I don't remember any of my roomates practicing Pastafarianism
 tib gubb: @Dr Awkward no man, there are noodles on the chair. NOODLES ON THE CHAIR!
 Dr Awkward: @petepuma @Side Boob @tib gubb @dangerous dave @Knice @LancesLeftNut @Nopetology Ok, so the real story here: I rented a room in a house during grad school, and shared the house with 3 other guys (all undergrads... that explains the general grossness of the house). Anyway, one weekend everyone else was gone, and I woke up to a loud pop. I ran out to the dining room and that is what I saw. My heart was racing, as I thought there was a murder, but it was just a juice concentrate that had apparently started to ferment in the container and exploded from the pressure.
 petepuma: there's vomit on his sweater already
 Side Boob: What's with the CSI pictures?
 tib gubb: i'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that there were some drugs involved here at some point
 dangerous dave: I hate that I have a strong suspicion that I know what's happened here -- because I hate that, if this were a photo from my childhood, what it would be is evidence of a parental squabble that got so petty and childish that the two supposed adults in the room eventually just flipped out and started hurling the food and dishes at each other.
 LancesLeftNut: Is that basghetti, or just a grass hula skirt? Those would be some long ass noodles...
 Knice: Time for fire.
 Nopetology: I was sure this was a crime scene at first. Now I'm just wondering how someone can fail at making spaghetti on such a massive scale. Username/upload, perhaps?
Image 199438   08-25-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
274
 
 Donut: "I hear you boys didn't like my game."
 a robot: My dad watched this episode with me once because I told him the Moody Blues were guest voices and he likes them. He was pretty disappointed, I guess I don't blame him.
 Christina: "I can fight both, on fist for each."
Image 199437   08-25-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
616
 
 Skaalar: "Stare at where my balls used to be, JON."
 a robot: Apparently it is "bootleg Garfield" day on the Spaceship.
Image 199436   08-25-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
598
 
 tib gubb: they're never gonna see this one coming...
 nlx27: TO VICTORY
 LancesLeftNut: GRINDR
 tib gubb: the ultimate team
 RainbowTornado: Somehow that's a symbiotic relationship
Image 199435   08-25-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
349
 
 Sadbot: I just have my battle brother throw an explosive-tipped spear at them after I pass them
 Knice: memegenerator.net once again delivering the gold.
 PenguinBartender: ...Then I, myself, get into an accident because I was staring at someone else texting and driving instead of watching the road.
 Science: I'd love to do this, but I'm always afraid they are going to cut the wheel in a panic and slam into me.
 tib gubb: in the state i live in, accidents are considered the fault of the person behind, so pressing your brakes is a good way to stop that.
 funny in the wall: being a jerk doesn't stop people from getting into accidents.
Image 199434   08-25-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
202
 
 Mr. Shine: Poop face
 Shay: Uggghhhh, not this weird lady again.
 Sadbot: Our Lord, Humperdoo
Image 199433   08-25-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
302
 
 well duh: Boys write their names in the snow. Dogs, well, do this apparently.
 Skaalar: Dog, or weirdly shaped and freshly used dildo. YOU decide!
 2Berries: Cuter than shit!
 Nopetology: Self portrait? That's an incredibly talented dog!
Image 199432   08-25-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
687
 
 dangerous dave: Still-shot from the set of a Kurosawa movie, perhaps?
 LancesLeftNut: Forehead? That's a fivehead!
 Science: Fun fact: The preferred weapon of the early samurai was the bow. If you had to use your sword, something had gone very, very wrong.
Image 199431   08-25-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
327
 
 UnknownSample: Omggrz lyke glob my glob!
 Side Boob: I was hoping for Mystery Date
 Scoo: It's no Mall Madness, but it'll do
Image 199430   08-25-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
306
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 199429   08-25-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
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