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243626  fanny: his face is at such a weird angle I thought he was a cardboard cut out.

243629  FabricMan: My favorite part of summer is having a plentiful supply of fresh water

243628  Robespierre: Medical Advice of North Korea

243613  john dough: "My cherry blossoms! They are wilting!"

243638  guccigucci: FLUFFIER, DAMMIT!!!

243638  PornoPedler: Wasn't this guy in Katamari Damacy?

243638  trees: The ultimate mullet.

243541  Robespierre: @Mad Collager Or she. Or IT. One never knows on the Friendly Spaceship.

243628  Shay: Basically he's saying eat more McDonalds and make it a large order.

243545  Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 You answered your own question: Any Harry Potter, in horrible quality.

243547  Robespierre: Some sure know how to have fun

243625  EH: Okkay

243550  Robespierre: Glad I don't know who this guy is

243552  Robespierre: Graduate, Feline Disobedience School

243554  Robespierre: Truly striking and soulful

243556  Robespierre: Resistance is futile

243557  Robespierre: Pining

243561  Robespierre: The look of linen is wrinkles.

243563  Robespierre: Allergy season; a sneeze frozen in time.

243547  FabricMan: That website is a horrible repository of madness. It's not even ironically good. Stay away

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243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243534 Teechur: @fanny I understand! I'm one of those nerds who texts in complete sentences with proper punctuation. Good luck! I'm an Android user. Maybe one of the Aggronauts here has an idea to try?

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243473 sparename: This is like The Tales of Perry Winkle that frightened me as a kid, he was sitting on a giant crab

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your useless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.



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 grimes: @Hyphae holy loly
 Bu7Z: @Hyphae glad you did 3 posts because that deserves a +3 at least.
 Hyphae: "Indeed," Shelia replied, "what IS cooking?". Ruth looked up, suddenly cold and empty. Somehow she still found it in her to speak: "What? What is cooking." Shelia did not meet Ruth's lifeless attempt at establishing connection with her sister. This time, Ruth did not speak. She wondered if that part of her that could feel was simply making reflexive behavioral patterns that only mimic an empathatic human being. Like a chicken running with no head.
 Hyphae: 'What's Co oking ?' Ruth wondered, even with some presence of humor, lost to a missing audience. Such a simple, poorly kerned question that prompted such a profound question: What, really, is cooking? What is anything? This whole time, Ruth never changed her expression, though the light in her eyes dimmed. Her gaze followed her sister's, into the now-burning dinner, their faces the same- with every sign of life, still devoid of any expression.
 Hyphae: -An excerpt from: How to identify and deal with your children's existential crisis.
 Felicity: Youre doing it now!
Image 199394   08-25-17   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
319
 
 Air Biscuit: Tread lightly.
Image 199393   08-25-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
228
 
 Science: Salacious! @Peter Pantsless: Well, it does deal with befuddle and racism. That's some pretty heavy stuff for fourth grade.
 Mr. Shine: @Peter Pantsless Atticus Finch was the man!
 Peter Pantsless: Weird old shit: parents had to sign a waiver and pay a (shipping and handling) fee so I could read "To Kill a Mockingbird" in fourth grade...it was required reading, but was banned from the school library...shit's weird. One of my favorites, though; still have that copy
Image 199392   08-25-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
464
 
 Donut: He dropped the ball! BURN HIM!
 Mr. Shine: Boop
 tib gubb: explains a lot
 Peter Pantsless: Slam dunk!
 Fishy: oo so spicy
 Mr. Butt: same
Image 199391   08-25-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
596
 
 Drunk Orc: @tib gubb dying
 Lantry: A friend of mine got a boot off by deflating his tire and slipping it off
 Zampano: I've never thought about that. then again, ive never had a boot put on my tire either.
 Snix: maybe I'm too internet old and jaded but why fucking ruin a decent photo with this "I can haz cheezeburger" bullshit? It doesn't relate to the image.
 Mr. Shine: On a related note: Angle Grinder Man is my favorite real-life superhero.
 tib gubb: seen it done
 Peter Pantsless: I'll bet Homer had at least a doughnut tire in the trunk of that old Valiant. Makes that whole New York episode even funnier
 charmander: @Air Biscuit : some people just put text everywhere without thinking, just to text... Like on websites, internet, comments, everywhere! So stupid! I would never - oh wait
 Air Biscuit: Doesent need the text but still cool.
Image 199390   08-25-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
271
 
 redpeepee: The cripple watched the normal ones from far. He would never be like them.
Image 199389   08-24-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
349
 
 Teechur: Fish tails...fish tails....roly poly fish tails....
 Felicity: Wheel of Fish!
 Dr Awkward: Fin.
 Dr Awkward: This image would be a curious way to end an art house film.
 White Male: Schwanzparade! (Sorry I think this comment only works in German)
Image 199388   08-24-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
466
 
 hajjpodge: Hail Satan?
 Spazstatic: The Thargoids were people all along!
 apoxia: Not good enough
 Dr Awkward: Ok Kevin, you brought the chute, right?
Image 199387   08-24-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
327
 
 Teechur: Ooohhh I HATE this shitty zoo! -Natalie Dee
 charlemagne: this zoo is awful I want my money back
 miller: Reminds me to listen to that old White Stripes album again.
Image 199386   08-24-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
331
 
 Credible Hulk: this is why most people on this planet don't get what we mean by animal protection rights
 Science: Mega-City 1... 800 million people and every one of them a potential criminal. The most violent, evil city on earth... but, God help me, I love it
 Borm Pumpies: 1st floor, 2nd floor 3rd floor 3.5th floor 4th floor 4.2nd floor 4 3/4 floor 5.134 floor...
 Dr Awkward: Tired of your rundown neighborhood stretching for miles? Try "Vertical Slum (TM)" You'll hate it!
 Air Biscuit: Nice soylent green farm.
Image 199385   08-24-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
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