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257704  Not A Bot: gonna keep flagging these until you dipshits stop

257219  FireBreathingMarmot: what shall we say then

257738  Knice: My signature pro-wrestling move.

257281  FireBreathingMarmot: Great color rendition for as old as the media must have been.

256910  Austin: are they all vampires?

257724  Knice: Welcome to Ken's ass--I mean Kansas.

257732  Peter Pantsless: That represents the majority of Facebook posts pretty well, actually

257727  Knice: That's an impressive girth-to-length ratio.

257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
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4. Shay
5. Not A Bot
6. Spazstatic
7. dangerkeith3000
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9. Knice
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!



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11. Side Boob: 1898 points
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Score:
458
 
 PenguinBartender: Sage advice: do NOT ask questions on a bus. About anything.
Image 199245   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
Score:
303
 
 El hefe: Perfect design for end users
 Mad Collager: This might be the missing link the anthropologists were talking about.
 entropy: I like how its chained and locked, because you cant even trust people not to open a gate that isnt stopping them
 tib gubb: something something something microsoft windows
 El Barto: Like much of English grammar this gate is unnecessary. But it's still appreciated when you do as the sign says.
 Bluetocracy: Actually keeps most humans out
 Bu7Z: Keep mind open
Image 199244   08-24-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
196
 
 DJSnoopMike: I wonder ... do they have this image on a Snorg Tee?
 WaffleIron: Deep Dream is leaking again.
 Not A Bot: is that a corn dog in your hot pocket or are you just happy to see me?
 wolfpk: On second thought doc, I don't want to see yhe pictures from my colonoscopy.
 El Barto: @Side Boob bleugh! Made me look again.
 Side Boob: Still better than #199056
 ITS TAPE: Hmm, I havent had shrimp in a while
 dangerous dave: You might want to have that checked.
Image 199243   08-24-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
370
 
 sparename: Confucius, he say "Man who sleep with sex problem on brain, wake up with solution in hand"
 Otterman: Tender is the night
 chemical: Welcome to Total / Tender Tender Change Thank You / Come Dream Again Soon
 Bluetocracy: I think I had a dream like this, once.
 Bu7Z: That's not how you haiku.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: tender, tender change. the most succulent of all treats.
 Knice: Kinda poetic; I like it.
Image 199242   08-24-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
329
 
 a robot: Elephants are always rad
 El Barto: Gotta floss.
 Zampano: ah yeah, scratch that trunk on that trunk. I love me some good trunk on trunk action, so hott
Image 199241   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
382
 
 piranharama: "Attorney at CRAAAAAW!!!!"
 bug: Unrealistic bird standards.
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward Hell yeah! president bird!
 Bu7Z: He is a bird, he is the president. He's president bird! @Dr Awkward
 dangerous dave: It has been a difficult mating season for Bird Person.
 Dr Awkward: Bird in a suit 2020... has my vote!
 charlemagne: harvey birdman
 Dr Awkward: Bird in a suit 2020... has my vote!
 Mad Collager: My head is a bronze eagle. Your argument is invalid. Oops! I guess I can't talk. Carry on!
 VoR: Wear Eagles Dare!
 Knice: Nobody feared the Gods anymore; they all had their damned technology. But it was beginning to unravel, and soon it would all come apart. Then, they'd all come crawling back; and the retribution would be dire. However, until then, Horus was making ends meet at American Eagle.
 Zampano: business suit is on point
Image 199240   08-24-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
567
 
 funny in the wall: that's called sleep apnea... i've had it.
 DarkTeddy: Yup thats how i felt this morning. God damn wisdom chompers extractions.
 El Barto: Feels bad.
 jochenau: When you wake up after sleeping for 8 minutes and you know your brain isn't going to let you fall asleep again until an hour before you have to wake up.
 Mad Collager: @Not A Bot But at least you got it right, eventually.
 Dresdenkeogh: I did only sleep eight minutes
 Not A Bot: Soo... one of the things I was responsible for back on the ship was playing movie that was shown on our one channel. Everyday at breakfast, for six months, I played Groundhog Day. Everyday I swore I wouldn't do it again.
 Zampano: hey, thats me every morning
 ignatz: Well it is 5am.. often not long after my bedtime
Image 199239   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
465
 
 PenguinBartender: "Silent Hill? It's that way, yep, just down that hill." (She seemed nice)
 Bluetocracy: Edwina Scissorfeet? Meet Edward Scissorhands. I'm sure you two will have a lot to talk about.
 Zampano: at first i thought maybe it was concept art for the ring wraiths in Lord of the Rings. But as it turns out Alfred Kubin did it at the beginning of the 1900's.
Image 199238   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
613
 
 jimbiscuit: @dangerkeith3000... Nah, white plastic!
 entropy: Black metal chair
Image 199237   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
950
 
 a robot: Truly it was the blurst of times.
 sparename: Self Hartlepoolisation
 Mad Collager: @Science Yeah, I knew they didn't really run off cliffs the way most people think, though making that clear was tough in my comment. Thanks for the cool story, I had no idea it was a complete fabrication!
 Science: @Mad Collager: Fun fact - the lemming thing is a myth, perpetrated by a Disney nature "Documentary." They couldn't get the lemmings to run off a cliff, so they threw them off. :(
 generic: What's this from? Existentialist Funnies? Futility Weekly?
 Wet farts: Curved yellow fruit for scale
 Mad Collager: @Christina And many of us act like lemmings, but we only think we are. Sheesh! Fooled by lemmings!
 tib gubb: hahaha fuck
 Koopa: Oh, dear.
 Christina: Did you know that humans are the most intelligent animals and the only ones that commit suicide?
 Zampano: seems like a legit response
Image 199236   08-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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