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228549  Robespierre: Armed and ready for bluegrass combat.

228547  Matricii: Servebot got old...

228553  Yam: I dont want a pickle

228553  Teechur: Seams legert

228550  Robespierre: Where can I purchase tickets for this acid trip?

228549  Matricii: In the Deep South, we call this "Tuesday"...

228550  Matricii: So is there like a bicycle in there or does she do it Flintstone's style?

228554  Matricii: This board is located inside the Simpson's writer's office... they did it all

228550  Jabberwikket: Well, here's your problem

228542  karmakat: aw...the poor puppy...

228537  fanny: I...would rock that

228545  karmakat: shit...am STUCK! same here...fucking stupid bird.

228550  Shay: Lita Ford must have threw one hell of a brouhaha last night.

228546  karmakat: WHY is the bunny wet...HUH!

228551  Shay: The true reality of 101 Dalmatians as it's one dog with 101 different personalities.

228551  karmakat: I was just reading and trying to help you before your going shopping mommy...

228551  Hyphae: Extreme Couponing, Fire Sale edition

228551  Mr. Shine: Coupon clipper, eh?

225903  Mr Bleak: So no hard landings then?

228560  ignatz: Don't care, had eggs..

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. Ulillillia
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Teechur
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8. a robot
9. Aufziehvogel
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228490 Robespierre: @Ulillillia Been to Philly once, been to Pat's once. Coincidence? Definitely not.

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre TILL I BURN UP

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?



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catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)
cakefizzle uploaded 228501 (863 points)
hot hot dog uploaded 228116 (859 points)
nanananana uploaded 228073 (851 points)


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 3. Scoo: 6509 points
 4. Bagels: 5545 points
 5. Not A Bot: 3758 points
 6. Side Boob: 2417 points
 7. ColdHotCool: 2408 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2215 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
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Score:
458
 
 PenguinBartender: Sage advice: do NOT ask questions on a bus. About anything.
Image 199245   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
Score:
303
 
 El hefe: Perfect design for end users
 Mad Collager: This might be the missing link the anthropologists were talking about.
 Felicity: I like how its chained and locked, because you cant even trust people not to open a gate that isnt stopping them
 tib gubb: something something something microsoft windows
 El Barto: Like much of English grammar this gate is unnecessary. But it's still appreciated when you do as the sign says.
 Bluetocracy: Actually keeps most humans out
 Bu7Z: Keep mind open
Image 199244   08-24-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
196
 
 Robespierre: I wonder ... do they have this image on a Snorg Tee?
 WaffleIron: Deep Dream is leaking again.
 Not A Bot: is that a corn dog in your hot pocket or are you just happy to see me?
 wolfpk: On second thought doc, I don't want to see yhe pictures from my colonoscopy.
 El Barto: @Side Boob bleugh! Made me look again.
 Side Boob: Still better than #199056
 Felicity: Hmm, I havent had shrimp in a while
 dangerous dave: You might want to have that checked.
Image 199243   08-24-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
370
 
 sparename: Confucius, he say "Man who sleep with sex problem on brain, wake up with solution in hand"
 Otterman: Tender is the night
 dangerkeith3000: Welcome to Total / Tender Tender Change Thank You / Come Dream Again Soon
 Bluetocracy: I think I had a dream like this, once.
 Bu7Z: That's not how you haiku.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: tender, tender change. the most succulent of all treats.
 Knice: Kinda poetic; I like it.
Image 199242   08-24-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
329
 
 a robot: Elephants are always rad
 El Barto: Gotta floss.
 Zampano: ah yeah, scratch that trunk on that trunk. I love me some good trunk on trunk action, so hott
Image 199241   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
382
 
 piranharama: "Attorney at CRAAAAAW!!!!"
 bug: Unrealistic bird standards.
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward Hell yeah! president bird!
 Bu7Z: He is a bird, he is the president. He's president bird! @Dr Awkward
 dangerous dave: It has been a difficult mating season for Bird Person.
 Dr Awkward: Bird in a suit 2020... has my vote!
 charlemagne: harvey birdman
 Dr Awkward: Bird in a suit 2020... has my vote!
 Mad Collager: My head is a bronze eagle. Your argument is invalid. Oops! I guess I can't talk. Carry on!
 VoR: Wear Eagles Dare!
 Knice: Nobody feared the Gods anymore; they all had their damned technology. But it was beginning to unravel, and soon it would all come apart. Then, they'd all come crawling back; and the retribution would be dire. However, until then, Horus was making ends meet at American Eagle.
 Zampano: business suit is on point
Image 199240   08-24-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
533
 
 funny in the wall: that's called sleep apnea... i've had it.
 DarkTeddy: Yup thats how i felt this morning. God damn wisdom chompers extractions.
 El Barto: Feels bad.
 jochenau: When you wake up after sleeping for 8 minutes and you know your brain isn't going to let you fall asleep again until an hour before you have to wake up.
 Mad Collager: @Not A Bot But at least you got it right, eventually.
 Dresdenkeogh: I did only sleep eight minutes
 Not A Bot: Soo... one of the things I was responsible for back on the ship was playing movie that was shown on our one channel. Everyday at breakfast, for six months, I played Groundhog Day. Everyday I swore I wouldn't do it again.
 Zampano: hey, thats me every morning
 ignatz: Well it is 5am.. often not long after my bedtime
Image 199239   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
465
 
 PenguinBartender: "Silent Hill? It's that way, yep, just down that hill." (She seemed nice)
 Bluetocracy: Edwina Scissorfeet? Meet Edward Scissorhands. I'm sure you two will have a lot to talk about.
 Zampano: at first i thought maybe it was concept art for the ring wraiths in Lord of the Rings. But as it turns out Alfred Kubin did it at the beginning of the 1900's.
Image 199238   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
613
 
 Aufziehvogel: @dangerkeith3000... Nah, white plastic!
 dangerkeith3000: Black metal chair
Image 199237   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
950
 
 a robot: Truly it was the blurst of times.
 sparename: Self Hartlepoolisation
 Mad Collager: @Science Yeah, I knew they didn't really run off cliffs the way most people think, though making that clear was tough in my comment. Thanks for the cool story, I had no idea it was a complete fabrication!
 Science: @Mad Collager: Fun fact - the lemming thing is a myth, perpetrated by a Disney nature "Documentary." They couldn't get the lemmings to run off a cliff, so they threw them off. :(
 Robespierre: What's this from? Existentialist Funnies? Futility Weekly?
 Wet farts: Curved yellow fruit for scale
 Mad Collager: @Christina And many of us act like lemmings, but we only think we are. Sheesh! Fooled by lemmings!
 tib gubb: hahaha fuck
 Koopa: Oh, dear.
 Christina: Did you know that humans are the most intelligent animals and the only ones that commit suicide?
 Zampano: seems like a legit response
Image 199236   08-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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