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216231  Ulillillia: No lungs, no lung cancer

216226  VeeKay: Are you a hawk or a dove?

216236  FunkyDrunk: Hello again, Phteven.

216229  VeeKay: Indian army's heavy Vedic Infantry trooper.

216231  VeeKay: I see we're having abomination again this christmas.

216236  Mr. Skeltal: ... "My Dog Is Amazing" ...

216210  Amy Housewine: How now, translucent cow.

216167  Korrok: I can dig it.

216214  Amy Housewine: Liz gots places to be.

216217  Amy Housewine: Step one: Distract the driver by pointing and exclaiming "Look, it's the Goodyear blimp!". Step two: Siphon off all of their petrol.

216219  carpwoman: The way God intended.

216183  VeeKay: Not entirely sorry it's in a cell.

215828  magicmormon: I think his search is dead in the water, it went belly up a long time ago.

216190  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215896  carpwoman: Palpable.

216193  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215828  Cheesecake: I'll have one of whatever he's smoking.

216191  Aufziehvogel: Asleep is the marble gravestone of Laurence Matheson (1930-1987), sculpted at the request of his widow by artist Peter Shipperheyn. The grave of Laurence Matheson is located in the Mount Macedon Cemetery of Victoria, Australia.

216223  Butcherboy: Wheres that darn hippocampus

216204  VeeKay: Apologise? For last night? Fuck it, get a couple of cases of Pink Panther Piss.

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216141 kazzy94: @Cami Gigabarrel is my super hero name.

216063 Mad Collager: If Mitch McConnell is to be believed, so is science.

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

216067 Joseph: I think I know, did he shout "Deal with it"?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216019 manlyman: That's going to hit him in the back of his head if it goes all around the moon.

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."



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Score:
184
 
 piranharama: Trade for what???
 hajjpodge: This is why we shouldn't allow ghouls to have firearms.
 savvoy: Nice shotgun for trade. Ask for Werewolf Joe.
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."
 Wet farts: *buys shotgun, loads two rounds, blows off mans feet*
 petepuma: no no no no no no no no no no no
 cizhiresb: he's a hobbit
 Side Boob: Holy Christ. I want to vote SAD for those feet!
 Science: This is one of the most disturbing photos I have ever seen.
 Robespierre: Looks like this person wore shoes that didn't quite fit right for their entire life - and probably never took them off, either. That's Trump County for you.
 Scoo: West Virginia Toes
 Kess: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 VoR: Crop
 Mr Bleak: Will trade for gas-powered nail clippers.
 Warrax: ...aaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Not A Bot: Must have some heavy earwax build-up.
 Derp Herpigan: Are... are those toes beneath it?!?!?!?!?!?
Image 199056   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
706
 
 Micro Jackson: He hed too big for he face
 Flarmie: Jock O' Lontorn
 ThatGuy: @Bu7Z check out 'the Hellbenders' series on youtube.
 Bu7Z: @Ihminen Zach and Miri?
 Ihminen: zach and chris make a jack o'lantern
Image 199055   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
201
 
 Niels Bohr: @Bu7Z you on gameknot?
 Felicity: @Bu7Z I dont feel like playing it but I know what it is :-)
 Micro Jackson: Why did the future turn out so shitty?
 Not A Bot: Science is Dumb. Make-Believe that is where It is At.
 Spazstatic: @Bu7Z is that snail mailing your moves to each other? Or some other kind of correspondence
 Bu7Z: Hey a fellow argonaut would play correspondence chess with me. Reply if you even know what correspondence chess is!
 Bu7Z: Id go there, no one has played chess with me in years.
Image 199054   08-23-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
546
 
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Damn @Bu7Z
 DarkTeddy: Greg open your eyes.
 DarkTeddy: HIGH FIVE!
 Bu7Z: "Shaddup cat" "I'm dog too!"
Image 199053   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
304
 
 psyops: @Micro Jackson Woooooo
 Jabberwikket: "Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?"
 Felicity: I heard Mikey died in Vietnam when he mixed Pop Rocks with soda
 petepuma: He couldn't believe it wasn't butter
 Micro Jackson: Fuck! I'm gonna be an adult some day!
 dangerkeith3000: Yeah that's how I felt when Trump got elected, too.
 Mad Collager: I just got busted to Blue again!
 Bu7Z: I'm home, not alone!
 WTF: Ice Cream Brain Freeze!!!
 grizzly: You are freaking out, man.
Image 199052   08-23-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
331
 
 Micro Jackson: I'm askin him to change his ways
 sparename: "Mirror, Mirror, On the wall, Who's the goodest boy of all???"
 Bu7Z: Awww, you're supposed to whack off the bit after wikihow so we have to guess. That's the game right? We'd be all like well he's in olive drab, and the dog is the poster boy for obedience... The mirror signifies... Got it! Wikihow not to be a slave to fashist ideals!
 KyleisBobDole: More like shih-tzu-phrenia, amirite?
 Ulillillia: Symptoms include: having thoughts of furryness
Image 199051   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
624
 
 Mr Shifty: @Nopetology Rad name/comment interface.
 piranharama: Creamy centre!
 Jeffrat: @Nopetology Scolopendromorpha spp. are pretty commonly available even local pet stores are likely to have them on occasion.
 Nopetology: @Jeffrat I guess you could say I breed them passively. I've got a happy little naturally-occurring population of Scutigera coleoptrata in the house, and only throw them out in the yard if they're bold enough to let me catch them. If I could get my hands on any exotic species like the ones in this pic, I'd totally keep them as pets..
 Jeffrat: What no one here ever breeds centipedes?! Welp gotta find a new community...
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."
 Darmstadtium: Is this one of those fancy Klingon desserts?
 Robespierre: If I ain't got you ... I don't waaaant no creature, baby...
 VoR: Whole lotta nope...whole lotta nope ...
 Bu7Z: '... I don't want to destroy my drain.. I just want to use it, as a drain...' 'But this living thing is already using it, as a Home!'
 Spazstatic: I need gasoline and a match NOW!
 Bu7Z: 'There's a thing living in my drain' 'well your drain is its natural habitat. Do you want to destroy its natural habitat'
 Skaalar: Ugh, got that mental image of that scene in the Emperor's New Groove when Kuzco cross dresses and Pacha eats that gross ass bug.
 AlexDeLarge: D'aww, it's the l'il-est sarlacc pit.
 wolfpk: I don't like making animals suffer, so kill them quickly.
 Meow: that ball needs to die
 sparename: Predator Sundae
 Nopetology: Aww- they're cute!!
 Knice: Momma nope with her lil nopelings.
Image 199050   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
43
 
 Robespierre: His fingers, my friend, are...
 Bu7Z: 74% of people say it's ok to punch a nazi.
Image 199049   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
214
 
 Robespierre: Enough tasting of rainbows already.
 dangerkeith3000: #198889
 Knice: #198104 :'-)
Image 199048   08-23-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
436
 
 hajjpodge: This is clearly better.
 Felicity: Elderly Jean-Claude van Damme has the same kind of weathered handsomeness as elderly Kyle MacLachlan
 Warrax: When those dos equis commercials started airing on the radio, this is what I imagined "the most interesting man in the world" actually looked like. Cuz, you know, it's gonna be the guy you least expect. Then I saw him on TV and it was just some dude doing a cheap James Bond cosplay and I was super disappointed.
 ThatGuy: Juan-Claude VanDamme
 Bu7Z: Van. Damn.
 Side Boob: In the top one, the trucks are moving
 tib gubb: it's the same thing
 funny in the wall: is the bottom one from cuba? that's a soviet car on the right
 SpaceCow: Kumite!
 Mr. Butt: Retractable Dong Theory
Image 199047   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
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