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228336  Robespierre: @Matricii The possibilities are endless.

228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

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228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

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 piranharama: Good ol Big Nick and his big nick
 Amy Housewine: Wrong type of hat, re-do immediately.
 Jotun: So you need a good girlfriend you say? Ever tried growing a beard?
 Amy Housewine: Classic Big Nick.
 petepuma: oh, *N*ick
 Ihminen: With that name and hat... I don't think I'm ready to date a trucker
 Skaalar: Keep trying Big Nick. Just... Maybe work on how you present yourself.
 Kim: Never heard of 'im.
 Prostata: let me guess... he got mad and angry after this didn't work and then he posted a bunch of bullshit about women on the net.
 Ulillillia: Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
 Borkf: I bet he tells women who politely declined him that they're dumb sluts.
 Jeannie C: Sure! Point him out to me.
Image 199018   08-23-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
 a robot: @Scoo I'm just gonna assume your name is Macaulay then. Now and forever.
 RainbowTornado: @Scoo I have no idea who these people are
 Scoo: I share one of my names with one of these guys
 Bu7Z: Some goose... @funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: I recognize the home alone kid but who's the other nozzle?
 Teechur: Ok, let's see who gets a tattoo of that last image and posts a picture of it.
Image 199017   08-23-17   Uploaded by    virtualman
 Not A Bot: oh shit it may have been funnier if I said friend.
 Skaalar: God that movie freaked me out as a kid.
 Otterman: No Trumpy?
 charlemagne: @WTF we can only hope so
 WTF: Careful! The fabric used in these costumes is know to be highly flammable.
 Whatever: ET stay home
 Knice: The Extra-Turdestrial.
Image 199016   08-23-17   Uploaded by    propro
 dangerkeith3000: Life, uh, finds a way
 Jeannie C: Hope nobody gets the bright idea of "returning him to the wild".
Image 199015   08-23-17   Uploaded by    The Man
 Christina: Wrong! Doggo and ducklings come from Earth: #198873.
 Donut: The real fooooooooolk balooooooooos...
 Cami: least nothing as good as the smooth taste and clean finish of our fine Kentucky Burley blend.
 Skaalar: Nah, we still make good pizza bagels. Also, there's this guy over on 3rd Street who tells awesome stories to people walking by.
 El Barto: But...WETA still exists.
 tib gubb: anime knew
Image 199014   08-23-17   Uploaded by    square44
 Robespierre: Outside Alliance, and not a single Renault Alliance in the whole stack. Why have they painted it, anyway? I rather like rust - chemical processes in ACTION.
 a robot: @Scoo Aw man, you should definitely check it out sometime. Even when there's not an eclipse, Carhenge is actually pretty damn cool
 a robot: I forgot to bring an official RAD sticker so I drew my own on a paper plate while we were waiting for the eclipse to start!
 Scoo: @a robot I was only about 5 miles southeast of there on Monday! I thought about trying to check it out in the afternoon but didn't want to mess with trying to get an Uber or whatever :(
 El Barto: @Borkf They live amongst us, hiding in plain sight. Fear no malice or weaponry or superior intelligence; the only thing that matters is if their genitals vibrate.
 Borkf: That's one realistically fleshy looking robot hand.
 Jeannie C: And from here, onward to the Corn Palace.
 Jeannie C: Carhenge: before the centerpiece is installed.
 Skinr: Firestonehenge, where the Datsuns dwell / Where the Bentleys drive, and they drive quite well
 Whatever: The ruins of the advanced school of valet parking I presume
 Knice: Hell yeah, it is. :-D
Image 199013   08-23-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 Robespierre: My hair - morning.
 El Barto: Time to wax!
Image 199012   08-23-17   Uploaded by    square44
 Jabberwikket: instructions unclear, created cold fusion reactor
 Felicity: But then theres no icing to eat
 a robot: wut
 dangerous dave: This is one of the many, many things that's either adorable (if it was created by a woman) or creepy AF (if it was created by a man).
 Jeannie C: @Teechur Because it is icing on the top, naked on the sides.
 Teechur: Why does this make me think of #199012?
Image 199011   08-23-17   Uploaded by    meh
 Mr Shifty: I'm too sexy for my jorts
 Mad Collager: @Borkf Intimidation is his only defense, as he hasn't any sharp teeth or anything.
 Skaalar: You're too big for a stroller you lazy little mistake.
 Otterman: Can't sleep, pram'll eat me... can't sleep, pram'll eat me...
 Borkf: Why is the kid doing power stance?
Image 199010   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
 charlemagne: billy wizz is looking rough these days
Image 199009   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
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