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216226  VeeKay: Are you a hawk or a dove?

216236  FunkyDrunk: Hello again, Phteven.

216229  VeeKay: Indian army's heavy Vedic Infantry trooper.

216231  VeeKay: I see we're having abomination again this christmas.

216236  Mr. Skeltal: ... "My Dog Is Amazing" ...

216210  Amy Housewine: How now, translucent cow.

216167  Korrok: I can dig it.

216214  Amy Housewine: Liz gots places to be.

216217  Amy Housewine: Step one: Distract the driver by pointing and exclaiming "Look, it's the Goodyear blimp!". Step two: Siphon off all of their petrol.

216219  carpwoman: The way God intended.

216183  VeeKay: Not entirely sorry it's in a cell.

215828  magicmormon: I think his search is dead in the water, it went belly up a long time ago.

216190  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215896  carpwoman: Palpable.

216193  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215828  Cheesecake: I'll have one of whatever he's smoking.

216191  Aufziehvogel: Asleep is the marble gravestone of Laurence Matheson (1930-1987), sculpted at the request of his widow by artist Peter Shipperheyn. The grave of Laurence Matheson is located in the Mount Macedon Cemetery of Victoria, Australia.

216223  Butcherboy: Wheres that darn hippocampus

216204  VeeKay: Apologise? For last night? Fuck it, get a couple of cases of Pink Panther Piss.

215829  crappypants: But Apple came around well after Samsung

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216141 kazzy94: @Cami Gigabarrel is my super hero name.

216063 Mad Collager: If Mitch McConnell is to be believed, so is science.

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

216067 Joseph: I think I know, did he shout "Deal with it"?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216019 manlyman: That's going to hit him in the back of his head if it goes all around the moon.

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."



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Score:
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 Rat-Butt: We all have that one friend...
 Amy Housewine: Cat cat hey cat
 trelyate: together, they solve mysteries
 Mr Shifty: This Fallout 4 mod looks fun.
 Jeannie C: Hey Spike, you wanna hang out? We can go to a movie. Whadda you say?
 Jeannie C: Hey Spike, you wanna hang out? We can go to a movie. Whadda you say?
 sparename: But Alice was a hamster... oh wait, is that cat smiling?
 Dr Awkward: Crows and ravens are very smart and total assholes
 Cami: Oscar and Felix.
 Mr. Shine: "Cat & Crow" is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
 Unbathed: Marcel Marcrow
 Teechur: Imprint shmimprint. I think he's just mocking me.
Image 198971   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
223
 
 Annoying Vegan : We know about this
Image 198970   08-22-17   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
578
 
 Robespierre: @dobbiesdoogs Beautiful poops.
 sparename: Frankie Boyle didn't win "Best Joke Of The Fringe" at this year's Edinburgh Festival" but he should've done with - "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book."
 dobbiesdoogs: @DangitBobby "everybody poops, but no one poops like i do, i have the best poops, they're the biggest and smelliest, and they're awesome, you're gonna love 'em"
 DangitBobby: @dobbiesdoogs wasn't sure he made it past "everybody poops"
 Cami: Grabbed the sun by its eclipse.
 Knice: It's not like he could get any more short-sighted.
 Mr. Shine: CNN still phoning it in.
 dobbiesdoogs: still too mature of a program for him to be watching
Image 198969   08-22-17   Uploaded by    DerKirche
Score:
505
 
 Rat-Butt: I have this sign on my door...
 Skaalar: "I get the feeling that you aren't taking this seriously, Mark."
 Fishy: NO
 DangitBobby: @Spazstatic no/fuck no?
 wolfpk: I would not use that ouija board; I am sensing a little hostility.
 Spazstatic: Missed opportunity: instead of yes/no, should have been no/nope
 Knice: @dobbiesdoogs PREACH.
 dobbiesdoogs: if you want to summon me when i die, this is the board to use
Image 198968   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
714
 
 Teechur: @ASTER What is the "egg" to which you refer? We all know that "Hatch" is the birth from an /ovum/.
 ASTER: @Teechur "Hatch" is the birth from an egg. I thought you were the teechur here.
 Teechur: @ASTER Shouldn't it be "Happy Hatchday" instead?
 fanny: this can't be right... we're WAY beyond 30 gators by now...
 ASTER: Happy birthday!
Image 198967   08-22-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
479
 
 El Barto: You set em up and I'll knock em back, Lloyd.
 Cami: I thought that trick was reserved for wedding feasts.
Image 198966   08-22-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
1406
 
 DangitBobby: Most rads i've seen in my time here. Worth every one.
 Himesama: I really love this.
Image 198965   08-22-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
1112
 
 Rat-Butt: I shall keep this large beast...he will be my will minion...and together, we shall rule the world!
 Rat-Butt: I shall keep this large beast...he will be my will minion...and together, we shall rule the world!
 Jeannie C: My hero. *Sigh*
 Teechur: Golden recliner.
Image 198964   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
497
 
 Teechur: @Jeannie C youtube.com/…
 Robespierre: William Blake sure musta had some weird dreams, hey?
 SpaceCow: The Attack on Titan backstory is kinda stupid.
 Skaalar: @Jeannie C Same thing... Wait, or was that... damnit. To the Wikipedia!
 Jeannie C: @Teechur He is divorced and trying to get back into the dating scene. Anyway, I thought this was Chronos.
 Fishy: Oh that's what the Garfield thing was referencing.
 Skinr: "Can I come home now?" "No. I can still smell ME on your breath."
 Teechur: Hey! Where'd Saturn's rings go?
Image 198963   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Sage
Score:
842
 
 Rat-Butt: When dogs collide
 Rat-Butt: When dogs collide
 Teechur: Wieners probably shouldn't touch in public.
Image 198962   08-22-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
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