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249655  sparenamelaptopdied: Time to syphon the python. Almost

249660  redmonkey3: @redmonkey3 - *terrain

249660  redmonkey3: @Joseph - on closer exam that DOES look like surface features and terrIn... oh poop.

249670  a robot: username/upload weirdness

249663  Lantry: Dayman, save me!

249643  sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249670  Mr. Butt: BEWARE

249670  mrdiron: It's not just heat vision.

249668  redmonkey3: Won't bounce

249668  sparenamelaptopdied: "DEUCE!!"

249666  raditzu: where's the dent? it's a Death Star!

249619  Zochrot: straight from the 90's vampire the masquerade larp

249666  TurkeyVulture: This is essentially my current truck, except mine's the 3/4 ton. Same dent.

249667  TurkeyVulture: Amazing. I've seen this movie more times than anything except Star Wars. Ive cosplayed as Walter. I wrote a graduate-level post-Marxist analysis of the film. And somehow I rembered the can as a Ralph's store brand coffee. I'm going senile.

249621  Zochrot: I'm tripping balls!

249624  Zochrot: cat cloud city

249666  whcvgre78: Dude I used to drive this truck. I mean, the scuff was on the other side, it had a camper hood, and different hubcaps. But I still have a strong affinity for blue, beat-up chevrolet pickups.

249654  Captain Marsupial: And Lo, the lions shall lie down with the ham. (Wait, we're out of lions? Well how's this joke supposed to work?)

249661  Captain Marsupial: Honey badger always to rad.

249551  BavidDowie: This is fantastic

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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249643 sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249660 redmonkey3: @redmonkey3 - *terrain

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.



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 Rat-Butt: We all have that one friend...
 Amy Housewine: Cat cat hey cat
 trelyate: together, they solve mysteries
 Mr Shifty: This Fallout 4 mod looks fun.
 Jeannie C: Hey Spike, you wanna hang out? We can go to a movie. Whadda you say?
 Jeannie C: Hey Spike, you wanna hang out? We can go to a movie. Whadda you say?
 sparename: But Alice was a hamster... oh wait, is that cat smiling?
 Dr Awkward: Crows and ravens are very smart and total assholes
 Cami: Oscar and Felix.
 Mr. Shine: "Cat & Crow" is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
 Unbathed: Marcel Marcrow
 Teechur: Imprint shmimprint. I think he's just mocking me.
Image 198971   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
223
 
 Annoying Vegan : We know about this
Image 198970   08-22-17   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
578
 
 elronhubard: @dobbiesdoogs Beautiful poops.
 sparename: Frankie Boyle didn't win "Best Joke Of The Fringe" at this year's Edinburgh Festival" but he should've done with - "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book."
 dobbiesdoogs: @DangitBobby "everybody poops, but no one poops like i do, i have the best poops, they're the biggest and smelliest, and they're awesome, you're gonna love 'em"
 DangitBobby: @dobbiesdoogs wasn't sure he made it past "everybody poops"
 Cami: Grabbed the sun by its eclipse.
 Knice: It's not like he could get any more short-sighted.
 Mr. Shine: CNN still phoning it in.
 dobbiesdoogs: still too mature of a program for him to be watching
Image 198969   08-22-17   Uploaded by    DerKirche
Score:
505
 
 Rat-Butt: I have this sign on my door...
 Skaalar: "I get the feeling that you aren't taking this seriously, Mark."
 Fishy: NO
 DangitBobby: @Spazstatic no/fuck no?
 wolfpk: I would not use that ouija board; I am sensing a little hostility.
 Spazstatic: Missed opportunity: instead of yes/no, should have been no/nope
 Knice: @dobbiesdoogs PREACH.
 dobbiesdoogs: if you want to summon me when i die, this is the board to use
Image 198968   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
714
 
 Teechur: @ASTER What is the "egg" to which you refer? We all know that "Hatch" is the birth from an /ovum/.
 ASTER: @Teechur "Hatch" is the birth from an egg. I thought you were the teechur here.
 Teechur: @ASTER Shouldn't it be "Happy Hatchday" instead?
 fanny: this can't be right... we're WAY beyond 30 gators by now...
 ASTER: Happy birthday!
Image 198967   08-22-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
479
 
 El Barto: You set em up and I'll knock em back, Lloyd.
 Cami: I thought that trick was reserved for wedding feasts.
Image 198966   08-22-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
1406
 
 DangitBobby: Most rads i've seen in my time here. Worth every one.
 Himesama: I really love this.
Image 198965   08-22-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
1137
 
 Rat-Butt: I shall keep this large beast...he will be my will minion...and together, we shall rule the world!
 Rat-Butt: I shall keep this large beast...he will be my will minion...and together, we shall rule the world!
 Jeannie C: My hero. *Sigh*
 Teechur: Golden recliner.
Image 198964   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
497
 
 Teechur: @Jeannie C youtube.com/…
 Chinese Buffet: William Blake sure musta had some weird dreams, hey?
 SpaceCow: The Attack on Titan backstory is kinda stupid.
 Skaalar: @Jeannie C Same thing... Wait, or was that... damnit. To the Wikipedia!
 Jeannie C: @Teechur He is divorced and trying to get back into the dating scene. Anyway, I thought this was Chronos.
 Fishy: Oh that's what the Garfield thing was referencing.
 Skinr: "Can I come home now?" "No. I can still smell ME on your breath."
 Teechur: Hey! Where'd Saturn's rings go?
Image 198963   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Sage
Score:
842
 
 Rat-Butt: When dogs collide
 Rat-Butt: When dogs collide
 Teechur: Wieners probably shouldn't touch in public.
Image 198962   08-22-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
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