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254216  dangerkeith3000: I throw up in public all the time. Like at least once a week, at least. I threw up this morning but it was in my bathroom.

254219  Amy Housewine: That's a bit too frenly, snek.

254218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha douche.

254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.



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 DangitBobby: Most rads i've seen in my time here. Worth every one.
 Himesama: I really love this.
Image 198965   08-22-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
1137
 
 Rat-Butt: I shall keep this large beast...he will be my will minion...and together, we shall rule the world!
 Rat-Butt: I shall keep this large beast...he will be my will minion...and together, we shall rule the world!
 Jeannie C: My hero. *Sigh*
 Teechur: Golden recliner.
Image 198964   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
497
 
 Teechur: @Jeannie C youtube.com/…
 Chinese Buffet: William Blake sure musta had some weird dreams, hey?
 SpaceCow: The Attack on Titan backstory is kinda stupid.
 Skaalar: @Jeannie C Same thing... Wait, or was that... damnit. To the Wikipedia!
 Jeannie C: @Teechur He is divorced and trying to get back into the dating scene. Anyway, I thought this was Chronos.
 Fishy: Oh that's what the Garfield thing was referencing.
 Skinr: "Can I come home now?" "No. I can still smell ME on your breath."
 Teechur: Hey! Where'd Saturn's rings go?
Image 198963   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Sage
Score:
842
 
 Rat-Butt: When dogs collide
 Rat-Butt: When dogs collide
 Teechur: Wieners probably shouldn't touch in public.
Image 198962   08-22-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
563
 
 Jeannie C: @ChubbyBuddy They are neither of those cliches, really.
 DangitBobby: @ChubbyBuddy pretty sure that sentiment goes right out the window when there's a crime in your town, though.
 Skinr: True story: I once saw a police car put on its lights to make a quick turn through an intersection, and then turn them off immediately. It immediately went into the parking lot of... a donut shop.
 AlexDeLarge: @ChubbyBuddy I feel like they can be both things
 Mad Collager: Though no fan of heavy-handed law enforcement, I will point out that the reason doughnut shops are frequented by police has more to do with eating places that are open all night and less to do with any food preference they may have.
 Sadbot: @ChubbyBuddy They can be fat and brutal, I recall that one guy who pepper sprayed restrained protesters wasn't too skinny
 Cami: 10 years in prison is real commitment to a gag.
 Knice: This hard to look at.
 ChubbyBuddy: i'm not a huge fan of the "cops love donuts" cliche because it sanitizes police as fat bumbling idiots rather than the brutal occupying army that they actually are.
Image 198961   08-22-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
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 Rat-Butt: Hey, baby. You like what you see?
 DangitBobby: That's one smooth Trash Panda
 wolfpk: Hay, could you turn off these lights? I am trying to sleep.
 Shay: "Just thinkin' trash things."
Image 198960   08-22-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
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 Rat-Butt: Is it me your looking for...@DarkTeddy
 Himesama: She's always been fabulous.
 DarkTeddy: Hello?????
 Warrax: Username/upload synergy
Image 198959   08-22-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
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 CheezGrater: Cat doesn't look the least bit gruntled.
 Nopetology: I'm impressed. How could somebody put this stuff on a cat without bleeding to death?
 Jeannie C: Ole Blue Eyes.
 totaljihad: This must be a tuxedo cat
 Himesama: Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen!!
 dobbiesdoogs: stay dapper, dapper cat
 Urn BooUrn: You haters don't know nothing about SWAG.
Image 198958   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
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 Snowta: @dobbiesdoogs Thinking bout thos bones
 grizzly: Maybe I should buy a boat.
 Fishy: ugh Yorick, seriously never returns my calls.
 Mad Collager: Alas, poor Yorick! Hell! Poor me!
 Warrax: Can't find your flesh again? Where did you last have it?
 Shay: Sum quod eris.
 dobbiesdoogs: soooo, what are you dootin' about?
 Sage: Memento mori.
Image 198957   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
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 Bu7Z: @Donut haha, fooled! It's actually two dudes just dressed as nuns!
 Donut: @Bu7Z So is that lady trying to marry that giant penis then?
 Bu7Z: @Donut that anyone can marry anyone.
 Bu7Z: This image is now on page 10 so I can reveal, this is the exact location I played out most of my late-post teen years, the steps of the general post office, Perth. WA. Those very steps, kissed my first love... So last weekend was Perth summit. My favorite proposal was for a mayor of night culture. Better not be not as good in that role as the next guy or you may be Perth's worst night mayor... Anyway nuns with dicks are all just about the stupid postal vote about our country not being dicks (I still call Australia home -aphobic)
 Donut: "What are we protesting again?"
 Skaalar: Realistic mole on the side there.
 FabricMan: That one on the right looks REALLY happy to be there
 Skinr: Anything is a Tower of Babel if you're multilingual enough.
 Warrax: I'm just going to continue to believe those are nuns.
 funny in the wall: rad for bravery
Image 198956   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
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