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254218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha douche.

254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

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 Peddy Tenderglass: When I get out of this towel...
 wolfpk: No, I am not a good kitty!
 tib gubb: prepare for a scratchin'
 Yam: Yeah, well, fuck you too
Image 198952   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
 carpwoman: @a robot - I did hear that was a gathering place, too. Wasn't it just unreal?
 a robot: @carpwoman I was at Carhenge in Nebraska and I saw the whole thing too....SO AMAZING!! Just counting down the time to 2024...
 carpwoman: I was in Grand Island, NE for the eclipse! I SAW IT! THE WHOLE THING!
 Mr Shifty: Heck's Angels?
 Bro Bro: On your way to a rumble?
 Warrax: @SomeCanadian @Mr. Shine That's CHAPTER DIRECTOR to you!
 Knice: Thought it said ROAD CORN for a minute, and was about to shit myself. :-D
 SomeCanadian: Carpwoman rocks. I have away all my stickers.
 Mr. Shine: Always RAD for @carpwoman
Image 198951   08-22-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 Skinr: It is the 90s, and there is time for Kanox.
 antipatterns: so many damn pillars, what is this, Virginia?
Image 198950   08-22-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
 mrd0t: The avant-garde version of Frozen.
 mrd0t: The avant-garde version of Frozen.
 Shay: Just a lovely day for a picnic in the Crystal Mountain.
Image 198949   08-22-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
 Mr Bleak: @Sadpygmy Tries ... and then bites your head off in frustration.
 RimLickinGood: Ha ha! :-)
 Sadpygmy: High five
 SomeCanadian: Honestly unable to carry anything else
Image 198948   08-22-17   Uploaded by    ani625
 Skaalar: @Not A Bot You just activated my trap back hand serve!
 Not A Bot: beleve in the heart of the pingpong ball.
 Mad Collager: This house brought to you by Amway!
 Cami: Pyramid power boosts my wi-fi.
Image 198947   08-22-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
 Dan Tagonistic: Did the bus ever turn up?
 piranharama: Or a sinkhole is ever-so-slowly devouring that sign, I dunno.
 piranharama: Man, wish I had grown in high school. Stubborn 5'4" until I was 20.
 Sadpygmy: I am so sorry
 drtofu: Is he getting bigger or shoes getting smaller?
 Warrax: Is he eating them slowly?
 funny in the wall: traded socks for sunglasses, i see
 Shay: Also it's a smoke free campus.
 Shay: The sign says Square something Hostel
 Not A Bot: damn it Gary you had one job
 ThoughtlessGentleman: getting his moneys worth out of his shoes.
 Ihminen: 2017: no shoes at all and the blue ms paint smudge has changed shape once again
Image 198946   08-22-17   Uploaded by    prospector
 kornisjon: @piranharama That comes after Wet Floop
 Jabberwikket: So that's how Brannigan got in....
 piranharama: @tib gubb Or automatic doot
 tib gubb: why can't there be sign for boops? always so negative...
Image 198945   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
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 Donut: "Ventor Avenue, muthahumpaaaaaaa!"
 Teechur: Am I doing a good job as borkfer?
 Shay: THIS is why no one can ever finish a Monopoly game.
 NoRagrets: Who the fuck plays monopoly indoors with a leather jacket on?!
 Prostata: dolla dolla bill y'all
 tib gubb: say what you will... it's an effective strategy.
 wolfpk: Monopolizing the board
 Urn BooUrn: Dog wins (first place in a beauty contest).
Image 198943   08-22-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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