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249655  sparenamelaptopdied: Time to syphon the python. Almost

249660  redmonkey3: @redmonkey3 - *terrain

249660  redmonkey3: @Joseph - on closer exam that DOES look like surface features and terrIn... oh poop.

249670  a robot: username/upload weirdness

249663  Lantry: Dayman, save me!

249643  sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249670  Mr. Butt: BEWARE

249670  mrdiron: It's not just heat vision.

249668  redmonkey3: Won't bounce

249668  sparenamelaptopdied: "DEUCE!!"

249666  raditzu: where's the dent? it's a Death Star!

249619  Zochrot: straight from the 90's vampire the masquerade larp

249666  TurkeyVulture: This is essentially my current truck, except mine's the 3/4 ton. Same dent.

249667  TurkeyVulture: Amazing. I've seen this movie more times than anything except Star Wars. Ive cosplayed as Walter. I wrote a graduate-level post-Marxist analysis of the film. And somehow I rembered the can as a Ralph's store brand coffee. I'm going senile.

249621  Zochrot: I'm tripping balls!

249624  Zochrot: cat cloud city

249666  whcvgre78: Dude I used to drive this truck. I mean, the scuff was on the other side, it had a camper hood, and different hubcaps. But I still have a strong affinity for blue, beat-up chevrolet pickups.

249654  Captain Marsupial: And Lo, the lions shall lie down with the ham. (Wait, we're out of lions? Well how's this joke supposed to work?)

249661  Captain Marsupial: Honey badger always to rad.

249551  BavidDowie: This is fantastic

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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249608 Prostata: BRB...

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249643 sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!



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arctic fox uploaded 249377 (969 points)
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WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
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WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)
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10. Warrax: 1990 points
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15. logono: 1634 points
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 funny in the wall: @Mr Shifty i've been known to take bites out of sticks of butter
 Mr Shifty: @funny in the wall I fucking love butter.
 Teh Simpson: Remember this old ad? "If you think it's butter ... But it's not ... It's DENIAL"
 Beef Supreme: All of it just polymerizes in your liver and pollutes your bloodstream for an epoch or two.
 funny in the wall: Just fucking eat butter
 Cami: @WTF I don't mind unsalted but get looks when I grab a shaker and salt my toast.
 WTF: Unsalted margarine? Suicide.
Image 198941   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
668
 
 piranharama: Friendzone Simulator 2000: Icecream Edition
 Warrax: Those are some damn nice looking salads.
Image 198940   08-22-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
415
 
 SomeCanadian: YOUR UBER HAS ARRIVED
 wolfpk: I can't believe this has been just sitting here for millions of years and nobody found it until now.
 Warrax: Nice boner pic.
Image 198939   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Image 198938 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Not A Bot. Boo, Not A Bot.
Score:
501
 
 VoR: Shit. I knew they were whimps.
 Skaalar: "I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."
 Science: Come out and play-ay!
 watwatwat: @mrd0t holy loly
 Beerarchy: The people of the planet Cheron agreed to settle their differences via baseball, black-on-right-sides versus white-on-right-sides
 mrd0t: 1979 Minor League Champions: The New York Juggaloes
 mrd0t: 1979 Minor League Champions: The New York Juggaloes
 sparename: They can't touch me - I'm one of 'The Worriers'
 mwoody: The desegregation of professional baseball wasn't an overnight success. There were some half-measures along the way.
Image 198937   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
750
 
 Skaalar: @Side Boob "Right! One. Two. Five!" "Three, sir!"
 Side Boob: Three shall be the number. Four being one too many, and Five is right out.
Image 198936   08-22-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
393
 
 Not A Bot: "Huh, thanks truck!" Timmy said, a smile returning to his face. "I guess maybe I am brave enough to bomb the Federal Government!"
 SomeCanadian: Need to increase the pie ratio. By adding more pie. @wolfpk
 wolfpk: The one on the left is more whipped cream than pie..... so perfect!
Image 198935   08-22-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
597
 
 Knice: Mr Spockf.
Image 198934   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
431
 
 a robot: The LOTR movies do a good job turning three pretty boring books that you don't ever really need to read again into three pretty fun entertaining movies. On the other hand, The Hobbit movies are super effective at turning one short, fun, entertaining book into an awful three-movie slog :(
 wolfpk: One movie would not have made as much money as three. Whoops, you are spouse to say it's artistic expression, not milking it.
 ignatz: I'm sorry, Sam..
Image 198933   08-22-17   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
726
 
 burritos: Sweet Sweetback's Badasssss Song, right?
 Sadpygmy: Truth
 funny in the wall: Deliberate and malicious selective breeding squished both
 Turd Ferguson: *snap snap snap snap snap*
Image 198932   08-22-17   Uploaded by    saluted
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