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228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

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3. Ulillillia
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228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

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 3. Scoo: 6021 points
 4. Bagels: 4965 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4066 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2316 points
 7. Side Boob: 2260 points
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 9. saluted: 2010 points
10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
12. greg: 1948 points
13. majorchamp: 1947 points
14. adeadcrab: 1922 points
15. guccigucci: 1827 points
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 funny in the wall: @Mr Shifty i've been known to take bites out of sticks of butter
 Mr Shifty: @funny in the wall I fucking love butter.
 Robespierre: Remember this old ad? "If you think it's butter ... But it's not ... It's DENIAL"
 Beef Supreme: All of it just polymerizes in your liver and pollutes your bloodstream for an epoch or two.
 funny in the wall: Just fucking eat butter
 Cami: @WTF I don't mind unsalted but get looks when I grab a shaker and salt my toast.
 WTF: Unsalted margarine? Suicide.
Image 198941   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 piranharama: Friendzone Simulator 2000: Icecream Edition
 Warrax: Those are some damn nice looking salads.
Image 198940   08-22-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
 wolfpk: I can't believe this has been just sitting here for millions of years and nobody found it until now.
 Warrax: Nice boner pic.
Image 198939   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Image 198938 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Not A Bot. We'll pray for you, Not A Bot.
 VoR: Shit. I knew they were whimps.
 Skaalar: "I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."
 Science: Come out and play-ay!
 watwatwat: @mrd0t holy loly
 Felicity: The people of the planet Cheron agreed to settle their differences via baseball, black-on-right-sides versus white-on-right-sides
 El Barto: Tim Curry had some strange uniform requirements for his team.
 mrd0t: 1979 Minor League Champions: The New York Juggaloes
 mrd0t: 1979 Minor League Champions: The New York Juggaloes
 sparename: They can't touch me - I'm one of 'The Worriers'
 mwoody: The desegregation of professional baseball wasn't an overnight success. There were some half-measures along the way.
Image 198937   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
 Skaalar: @Side Boob "Right! One. Two. Five!" "Three, sir!"
 Side Boob: Three shall be the number. Four being one too many, and Five is right out.
Image 198936   08-22-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 Not A Bot: "Huh, thanks truck!" Timmy said, a smile returning to his face. "I guess maybe I am brave enough to bomb the Federal Government!"
 SomeCanadian: Need to increase the pie ratio. By adding more pie. @wolfpk
 wolfpk: The one on the left is more whipped cream than pie..... so perfect!
Image 198935   08-22-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
 Knice: Mr Spockf.
Image 198934   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
 a robot: The LOTR movies do a good job turning three pretty boring books that you don't ever really need to read again into three pretty fun entertaining movies. On the other hand, The Hobbit movies are super effective at turning one short, fun, entertaining book into an awful three-movie slog :(
 wolfpk: One movie would not have made as much money as three. Whoops, you are spouse to say it's artistic expression, not milking it.
 ignatz: I'm sorry, Sam..
Image 198933   08-22-17   Uploaded by    steve
 Robespierre: Sweet Sweetback's Badasssss Song, right?
 Sadpygmy: Truth
 funny in the wall: Deliberate and malicious selective breeding squished both
 Turd Ferguson: *snap snap snap snap snap*
Image 198932   08-22-17   Uploaded by    saluted
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