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216236  pusha p: I looked.

216231  Psymon: Giving the Turfish a nice Menthol flavor

216232  Ulillillia: Come on and slam, and welcome to GraphJam

216231  Ulillillia: No lungs, no lung cancer

216226  VeeKay: Are you a hawk or a dove?

216236  FunkyDrunk: Hello again, Phteven.

216229  VeeKay: Indian army's heavy Vedic Infantry trooper.

216231  VeeKay: I see we're having abomination again this christmas.

216236  Mr. Skeltal: ... "My Dog Is Amazing" ...

216210  Amy Housewine: How now, translucent cow.

216167  Korrok: I can dig it.

216214  Amy Housewine: Liz gots places to be.

216217  Amy Housewine: Step one: Distract the driver by pointing and exclaiming "Look, it's the Goodyear blimp!". Step two: Siphon off all of their petrol.

216219  carpwoman: The way God intended.

216183  VeeKay: Not entirely sorry it's in a cell.

215828  magicmormon: I think his search is dead in the water, it went belly up a long time ago.

216190  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215896  carpwoman: Palpable.

216193  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215828  Cheesecake: I'll have one of whatever he's smoking.

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215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216019 manlyman: That's going to hit him in the back of his head if it goes all around the moon.

216067 Joseph: I think I know, did he shout "Deal with it"?

216063 Mad Collager: If Mitch McConnell is to be believed, so is science.

216141 kazzy94: @Cami Gigabarrel is my super hero name.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?



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Score:
994
 
 funny in the wall: @Mr Shifty i've been known to take bites out of sticks of butter
 Mr Shifty: @funny in the wall I fucking love butter.
 Robespierre: Remember this old ad? "If you think it's butter ... But it's not ... It's DENIAL"
 Beef Supreme: All of it just polymerizes in your liver and pollutes your bloodstream for an epoch or two.
 funny in the wall: Just fucking eat butter
 Cami: @WTF I don't mind unsalted but get looks when I grab a shaker and salt my toast.
 WTF: Unsalted margarine? Suicide.
Image 198941   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
668
 
 piranharama: Friendzone Simulator 2000: Icecream Edition
 Warrax: Those are some damn nice looking salads.
Image 198940   08-22-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
415
 
 SomeCanadian: YOUR UBER HAS ARRIVED
 wolfpk: I can't believe this has been just sitting here for millions of years and nobody found it until now.
 Warrax: Nice boner pic.
Image 198939   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Image 198938 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Not A Bot. We'll pray for you, Not A Bot.
Score:
501
 
 VoR: Shit. I knew they were whimps.
 Skaalar: "I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."
 Science: Come out and play-ay!
 watwatwat: @mrd0t holy loly
 Felicity: The people of the planet Cheron agreed to settle their differences via baseball, black-on-right-sides versus white-on-right-sides
 El Barto: Tim Curry had some strange uniform requirements for his team.
 mrd0t: 1979 Minor League Champions: The New York Juggaloes
 mrd0t: 1979 Minor League Champions: The New York Juggaloes
 sparename: They can't touch me - I'm one of 'The Worriers'
 mwoody: The desegregation of professional baseball wasn't an overnight success. There were some half-measures along the way.
Image 198937   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
750
 
 Skaalar: @Side Boob "Right! One. Two. Five!" "Three, sir!"
 Side Boob: Three shall be the number. Four being one too many, and Five is right out.
Image 198936   08-22-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
393
 
 Not A Bot: "Huh, thanks truck!" Timmy said, a smile returning to his face. "I guess maybe I am brave enough to bomb the Federal Government!"
 SomeCanadian: Need to increase the pie ratio. By adding more pie. @wolfpk
 wolfpk: The one on the left is more whipped cream than pie..... so perfect!
Image 198935   08-22-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
597
 
 Knice: Mr Spockf.
Image 198934   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
431
 
 a robot: The LOTR movies do a good job turning three pretty boring books that you don't ever really need to read again into three pretty fun entertaining movies. On the other hand, The Hobbit movies are super effective at turning one short, fun, entertaining book into an awful three-movie slog :(
 wolfpk: One movie would not have made as much money as three. Whoops, you are spouse to say it's artistic expression, not milking it.
 ignatz: I'm sorry, Sam..
Image 198933   08-22-17   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
726
 
 Robespierre: Sweet Sweetback's Badasssss Song, right?
 Sadpygmy: Truth
 funny in the wall: Deliberate and malicious selective breeding squished both
 Turd Ferguson: *snap snap snap snap snap*
Image 198932   08-22-17   Uploaded by    saluted
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