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254216  dangerkeith3000: I throw up in public all the time. Like at least once a week, at least. I threw up this morning but it was in my bathroom.

254219  Amy Housewine: That's a bit too frenly, snek.

254218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha douche.

254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.



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Score:
985
 
 Mr Bleak: Hog mug + mug hog.
 Shay: Yo hog...
Image 198923   08-22-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
740
 
 Kim: Lemme guess: Duke?
 Fuzzpot: You're Gonna Love The Way You Look ... I Guarantee It.
 Ihminen: howdy borkfner!
 Hosebag: I'm here to kick ass and eat dog biscuits. And I'm all out of dog biscuits.
Image 198922   08-22-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
477
 
 Mr Bleak: Flamethrowers 101: was not on my curriculum, more's the pity.
 piranharama: @Robespierre May the odds be ever in your favour
 generic: @piranharama I predict a 70% chance of Science - and a 30% chance of Disaster.
 piranharama: Stand back, I am about to attempt SCIENCE
 Quackzy: Somebody was trying to give a PowerPoint on arachnids
 El Barto: @Hosebag Worth it.
 Hosebag: And THAT... was how I got expelled.
 Shay: Special guest teacher: Dr. Ramm A. Stein
Image 198921   08-22-17   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
313
 
 bigASShobo: Regina didn't tell me she was moving - did she leave a forwarding address?
 Teechur: I cannot unsee the eye, mouth, and hand pointing at the compass, perhaps.
 Shay: Que?
 Jabberwikket: That's quite a crooked penis....
 happier: Its like how Popeye would say Regina. Reginask
 Ihminen: is that pen island?
 Dr Awkward: Boys have P.E.I.N.S., girls have Regina.
Image 198920   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
215
 
 Science: @Mr Bleak: "Must have been the previous renter who did it..."
 Mr Bleak: @Science ... and then rewind and return to the rental store, complaining it didn't play well.
 Science: Remember the days when your VCR would eat your favorite movie, completely out of the blue? You going "nononono" as you rushed over and hit the eject button as quickly as you could, and seeing the cassette pop out, trailing tape behind it. Then you'd have to gingerly try to unwrap the tape from the heads as you tried not to break it. Fun times.
 Cami: I bet the channel selector goes ...7, 8, PBS, 10...
Image 198919   08-22-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
469
 
 Dr Awkward: We get it Earth.
 WTF: Prrrrt!
Image 198918   08-22-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
254
 
 joxxuh: Meanwhile, somewhere ESE of Chelebynsk...
Image 198917   08-22-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
439
 
 habbekratz: In every dream home, a stomachache...
 Side Boob: Fucked up if true
Image 198916   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
326
 
 Warrax: Is this my perch or Al's perch?
 Hosebag: It looks just like Uranus.
Image 198915   08-22-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
378
 
 Sadpygmy: Hippies
 Not A Bot: I'd guess cats are just as good at counselling as your average therapist employing reflective practice.
 Cami: I want to stare at her behind but can't for some reason.
 Hosebag: Hey lady, turn off your pants.
Image 198914   08-22-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
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