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216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

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215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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 Knice: Return flight: #200207
 Jabberwikket: Getting all "righteous" is not is not going to make a lick of difference to the person blackmailing you for buying prostitutes. Just leave the money in an envelope in the marked stall at the right time.
 Knice: Brought to you by the butt-holiest stall in all of the Ashland, VA Walmart. Canya feel tha salvation?
 Felicity: His name is...darn, its covered up, now well never know. Its not Elvis, though, so that narrows it down
 UltraBeverly: Wait, you can now pay parking tickets in blood? SWEET!
 Robespierre: @funny in the wall It's a cultural thing - you'll note that they did NOT hyphenate Elvis.
 funny in the wall: i hadn't realized jesus-christ was hyphenated
 Nopetology: So we're really sure it's not Elvis Amen? How about Becky?
 Side Boob: Payd?
Image 198895   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
824
 
 Koopa: Darn it, Flanders. Is this what happens when you don't have Maud around?
 younglink: @Felicity I agree with this
 Felicity: In stupid sexy Flanders field, where stupid sexy poppies grow
 Robespierre: I'm rather partial to Phlegmish as a language, myself - lots of gutteral grunts and weird vowel stuff.
 tib gubb: feels like i'm wearing nothing at all...
 funny in the wall: @dangerkeith3000 my father in law's last name is Flanders. They hailed from there some unspecified amount of time ago (centuries, I think).
 dangerkeith3000: I work with a guy who was born there.
 Annoying Vegan : Looks like a fun place
Image 198894   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
378
 
 Robespierre: @Felicity That's in Wisconsin, right? Doesn't look much like Wisconsin.
 SharkysMachine: @Robespierre I believe it's in the 4 corners area, rains not much of an issue. I just wanna ride a bike down that ridge into the pool tho.
 Felicity: It looks like Genosha
 Robespierre: Who gets to clean the mud out of the pool after it rains ... if it ever rains?
 Nopetology: I don't know what's happening here, but it sure looks like a supervillain is involved somehow.
Image 198893   08-22-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
336
 
 Kim: Marquis de Sade
 funny in the wall: @Mr. Shine I liked Palahniuk in high school but it all kind of ran together after a while
 Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall. Whoops I meant to reply to @Scoo. Palahniuk is messed up, bukowski I don't know
 antipatterns: 2 snobs deep in love
 Donut: "Yeah, nice try, but I can projectile vomit that far. Just like Charles."
 Felicity: Oh! Okay! Okay! Neat! Neat! Neat! Okay! Okay! Neat! Okay! Neat! Okay!
 hat thrab: @funny in the wall Drunk, misogynist slob writes minimal poems that are just sentences. There. You've read him.
 funny in the wall: @Mr. Shine i've never actually read him. i have some books on the shelf, i think, but i'd need context to get into them.
 Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall THAT dude is messed up.
 Scoo: Agreed, and Chuck Palahniuk works just as well.
 funny in the wall: chances of two people who have read bukowski running into each other...
Image 198892   08-22-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
328
 
 Not A Bot: Dang Inflation! Dang Obama! Dang kids and their Internets, this is their fault somehow!
 Robespierre: @Ihminen Let's just keep Moroder out of the mix, shall we?
 Ihminen: oh italo disco is quite fun
 SomeCanadian: NFL really relaxed their branding in the 80s. Or wherever this is from. Italy?
 Scoo: Americans be like...
Image 198891   08-22-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
385
 
 Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine I have read them all.
 Felicity: And judging by the font, he stays at the Stratford Inn
 Hosebag: ... and it's in New Jersey!
 Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine. He tried. Read "Mort" by Sir Terry Pratchett.
 SomeCanadian: I MISS HIM. @Amy Housewine
 Amy Housewine: Oh I see, that's where @BILL DOOR has gone.
Image 198890   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
503
 
 piranharama: I'm Old Gregg!
 trelyate: rainbowner
 dangerkeith3000: She's getting a load of his Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious.
 NoRagrets: Taste the rainbow
 Scoo: This is the happiest porn I've ever seen
 Amy Housewine: The tortoise happiness field is a wonderful thing.
Image 198889   08-22-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
160
 
 trelyate: it looks like it was trying to make the reddit mascot thing. Shoulda done friendly spaceship mascot instead.
 Mr. Shine: 3D printer malfunction?
Image 198888   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
357
 
 Science: Gonna go out on a limb and say this is probably illegal?
 Felicity: I thought the point of having a car was that you dont have to take public transportation
 Nopetology: That looks even stupider than the standard 'smart cars'
 Mr. Shine: It's essentially a motorized wheelchair anyway.
 Annoying Vegan : @tib gubb yes
 tib gubb: you jelly?
Image 198887   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
320
 
 Felicity: Whats a squad
 Ihminen: They are friendly sneks that either moved far away after jobs and schools or too busy making babies to care about anything else ...no i'm not bitter shut up
 Amy Housewine: They are all friendly sneks.
 Dr Awkward: That is not a sentence.
 Ulillillia: Snakes on a plain
Image 198886   08-22-17   Uploaded by    celtic
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