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273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

273229  Spazstatic: Now let's play "find the malware!"

273231  Spazstatic: She can't wear jeans without really uncomfortable bunching at the waist band.

273246  lecj07: Technically vodka can have traces of gluten, so this makes sense

273251  addend: Every. Moment.

273225  addend: LOL, childhood trauma.

273242  Spazstatic: Legally obliged doesn't mean legally required, right?

273249  WannaBee: That's an improvement. Their coffee sucks.

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273124 SuedeOxford: Round boi

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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Score:
284
 
 Hosebag: Oh hi kid, do you like gladiator movies?
 SomeCanadian: @Donut Spoiler: The dog gets probed.
 Fast Sloth: @Donut (except the dog)
 Donut: "Hand over the dog and no one gets probed."
 Scoo: "You got a toilet around here?"
 Ihminen: "Hey uh can you tell me where I'd find the nearest embassy for the galactic federatio-"*dog starts barking furiously* "oh I'm sorry uh I'll go now thank you for your time"
Image 198835   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
231
 
 raditzu: another panoramafail photo?
 fakeusername: ugh more like cephalo-bore
 wolfpk: I can only do this trick once
 Nopetology: Standing Turd led his people to amazing heights, They built a casino..
 Mad Collager: No nimbus of your own? Try this neat trick!
Image 198834   08-22-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
351
 
 Yam: Stranger thins
 Ulillillia: Why are you emphazing the 'wh' like that?
 SharkysMachine: In which the demigorgonzola tries to destroy wheat thins foreve
 Derp Herpigan: Must have.
Image 198833   08-22-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
547
 
 courtney: Tort-feasor.
 Christina: @Nopetology Auto (+) for not calling a tortoise a turtle.
 Nopetology: Auto-rad for tortoise.
 Mad Collager: You came to the Wrong neighborhood Mother-Fucker! Wait till you see my sucker punch. Wait for it, wait for it...
Image 198832   08-22-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
249
 
 tib gubb: ...for science!
 Nopetology: Fake News! I'm willing to try!
 Rev80: The reverse side says "But it can give birth to stupidity"
 Knice: You sure know how to sweeten a deal, @ignatz! ;-x
 Donut: Neither can your ass. HA! Try quilting THAT, you profane quilting bastards!
 Mr. Butt: Somebody's never seen Alien.
 arctic fox: but you can catch: chlamydia HIV hepatitis genital warts pubic lice gonorrhoea genital herpes syphilis. Give us a kiss!
Image 198831   08-22-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
280
 
 ArchStanton: Retrograde motion is real.
 wolfpk: I get extraterrestrials are trying to show us they are out there, but do they have to show off!?
 El hefe: Wandering star
 Rev80: This proves ALIENS!
 WaffleIron: The Earth is flat I tells yah
Image 198830   08-22-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
560
 
 BavidDowie: I bite back
 Apple IIe: Going to pet it anyway
 trelyate: I didn't know they made NES LoZ in non-gold cartridges
 SomeCanadian: This cat is an asshole.
 fakeusername: don't care gonna scritch
 wolfpk: *it's just the rabies kicking in
 Shay: Looks like Game Gear cartridges.
 Donut: "Myyyyyyy Game Boy cassettes. Miiiiiine..."
Image 198829   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
400
 
 Mad Collager: @Scoo Of course! I knew they would be "Innies".
 Scoo: Illuminavel Confirmed
Image 198828   08-22-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
151
 
 Nopetology: Mind=blown I frequently eat a radish or two while fixing my tacos. Never added then to the mix.. And yeah, this is a pretty sad-looking taco..
 drhilljack: @mrd0t ALPO!
 mrd0t: But it does look like scat.
 HighCactus: This looks nothing like a cat..
Image 198827   08-22-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
265
 
 Mr Bleak: It's so the assassin knows to hit just the one in the middle.
 tib gubb: fuck off greg
 Shay: Alllllllllllright.
 El Barto: That's sweet.
 Spazstatic: I'm young Greg!
 WTF: But tell me, who is the REAL Greg?
 Borkf: IF LOST, RETURN TOO GREG'S MOM
 Black Jesus: Greg's mom and dad's son
Image 198826   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
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