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258713  Robespierre: State-dictated haircuts of North Korea

258708  Teechur: Which one for people who are married to their careers? How about one for people who habitually make bad decisions?

258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak shoes...so much better for your insoles.

258735  twisty: Standard issue for CONTROL agents. Sorry about that, chief.

258735  Bernie 2016: This explains many of Trumps twitter posts.

258735  Vault Dweller: Later the letters will be rearranged to spell "KANYE" across one of the rows and the shoe will sell for $2200

258627  Robespierre: Hey - @dangerkeith3000 is really Bob Barker! Who'da thunk it?

258520  Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258725  charlemagne: this is a satire about the lack of affordable healthcare. you can tell it is a satire because it has animals in it

258734  wolfskin: That is not a cat. It is a living neck warmer.

258570  Science: Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.

258590  Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258722  Laree: Username/upload combo.

258696  Mr. Butt: Okay.

258648  Science: Yearbooks are a waste of money

258661  Science: @lecj07: That's not sweat...

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4. Scoo
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10. Knice



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258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.



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fink uploaded 258513 (762 points)
Hippitus Hoppitus uploaded 258376 (750 points)
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10. Baby Jesus: 1474 points
11. potato: 1467 points
12. mackdaddy: 1450 points
13. logan: 1436 points
14. Clim Tinties: 1414 points
15. Amy Housewine: 1374 points
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Score:
284
 
 Hosebag: Oh hi kid, do you like gladiator movies?
 SomeCanadian: @Donut Spoiler: The dog gets probed.
 Fast Sloth: @Donut (except the dog)
 Donut: "Hand over the dog and no one gets probed."
 Scoo: "You got a toilet around here?"
 Ihminen: "Hey uh can you tell me where I'd find the nearest embassy for the galactic federatio-"*dog starts barking furiously* "oh I'm sorry uh I'll go now thank you for your time"
Image 198835   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
231
 
 raditzu: another panoramafail photo?
 fakeusername: ugh more like cephalo-bore
 wolfpk: I can only do this trick once
 Nopetology: Standing Turd led his people to amazing heights, They built a casino..
 Mad Collager: No nimbus of your own? Try this neat trick!
Image 198834   08-22-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
351
 
 Yam: Stranger thins
 Ulillillia: Why are you emphazing the 'wh' like that?
 SharkysMachine: In which the demigorgonzola tries to destroy wheat thins foreve
 Derp Herpigan: Must have.
Image 198833   08-22-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
547
 
 courtney: Tort-feasor.
 Christina: @Nopetology Auto (+) for not calling a tortoise a turtle.
 Nopetology: Auto-rad for tortoise.
 Mad Collager: You came to the Wrong neighborhood Mother-Fucker! Wait till you see my sucker punch. Wait for it, wait for it...
Image 198832   08-22-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
249
 
 tib gubb: ...for science!
 Nopetology: Fake News! I'm willing to try!
 Rev80: The reverse side says "But it can give birth to stupidity"
 Knice: You sure know how to sweeten a deal, @ignatz! ;-x
 Donut: Neither can your ass. HA! Try quilting THAT, you profane quilting bastards!
 Mr. Butt: Somebody's never seen Alien.
 ignatz: but you can catch: chlamydia HIV hepatitis genital warts pubic lice gonorrhoea genital herpes syphilis. Give us a kiss!
Image 198831   08-22-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
280
 
 ArchStanton: Retrograde motion is real.
 wolfpk: I get extraterrestrials are trying to show us they are out there, but do they have to show off!?
 El hefe: Wandering star
 Rev80: This proves ALIENS!
 WaffleIron: The Earth is flat I tells yah
Image 198830   08-22-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
560
 
 BavidDowie: I bite back
 Apple IIe: Going to pet it anyway
 trelyate: I didn't know they made NES LoZ in non-gold cartridges
 SomeCanadian: This cat is an asshole.
 fakeusername: don't care gonna scritch
 wolfpk: *it's just the rabies kicking in
 Shay: Looks like Game Gear cartridges.
 Donut: "Myyyyyyy Game Boy cassettes. Miiiiiine..."
Image 198829   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
400
 
 Mad Collager: @Scoo Of course! I knew they would be "Innies".
 Scoo: Illuminavel Confirmed
Image 198828   08-22-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
151
 
 Nopetology: Mind=blown I frequently eat a radish or two while fixing my tacos. Never added then to the mix.. And yeah, this is a pretty sad-looking taco..
 drhilljack: @mrd0t ALPO!
 mrd0t: But it does look like scat.
 ignatz: This looks nothing like a cat..
Image 198827   08-22-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
265
 
 Mr Bleak: It's so the assassin knows to hit just the one in the middle.
 tib gubb: fuck off greg
 Shay: Alllllllllllright.
 El Barto: That's sweet.
 Spazstatic: I'm young Greg!
 WTF: But tell me, who is the REAL Greg?
 Borkf: IF LOST, RETURN TOO GREG'S MOM
 ignatz: Greg's mom and dad's son
Image 198826   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
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