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221699  Joseph: I used to race cops on dirt bikes when I was a bike messenger. They were always too scared to follow you down a subway station.

221699  Ulillillia: @jayjay What's WTF? You're on Aggro-Gator.

221617  Hosebag: Not only that, Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.

221699  Ulillillia: I meant to do that

221705  Ulillillia: A nuclear missile silo in everyone's back yard

221687  Mr. Shine: *stumbles, vanishes screaming into distance*

221620  Hosebag: Happy happy happy, joy joy joy.

221717  CompletelyJoking: what game is this? my daughter loves all things cartoon horse.

221711  Ulillillia: Groove is in the heart

221710  Hokie333: I initially read that as "RoLoSTINE" and now I can't unsee it.

221699  Mr. Shine: "OFFICER DOWN, I REPEAT . . ."

221709  illBilliam: Such noble creatures.

221651  Hosebag: Working on the Windows 10 update.

221655  Hosebag: Dinsdale!

221706  Dresdenkeogh: Your girlfriend is waiting for you to be done with your overpriced workout

221715  copunter: wow, poor man's potentiometer. two settings....

221704  Hokie333: You know how sometimes for some people, a drug will have the exact opposite of the intended effect, like an espresso might make some people sleepy? Or an anti-depressive might make you suicidal? Motivation-speak does the opposite for me.

221705  Yam: @a sedated moose Honestly, they need to make WMDs available to honest law abiding citizens so they have the upper hand on criminals. Id like to see some punk with a 105mm howitzer break into my house when Im defending my family with a MIRV equipped Minuteman III.

221665  Hosebag: I'm changing everyone's fingerprint scans at work with this.

221667  Hosebag: In Pepperland!

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221577 Korrok: I have to laugh.

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221699 Joseph: I used to race cops on dirt bikes when I was a bike messenger. They were always too scared to follow you down a subway station.

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221613 Mr. Shine: @bug I THINK mine is a porcelain-coated surgical steel core. It bridges a missing gap where a tooth shattered. Sha-doo-bee. Shattered.

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...



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11. RimLickinGood: 1418 points
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Score:
284
 
 Hosebag: Oh hi kid, do you like gladiator movies?
 SomeCanadian: @Donut Spoiler: The dog gets probed.
 Robespierre: @Donut (except the dog)
 Donut: "Hand over the dog and no one gets probed."
 Scoo: "You got a toilet around here?"
 Ihminen: "Hey uh can you tell me where I'd find the nearest embassy for the galactic federatio-"*dog starts barking furiously* "oh I'm sorry uh I'll go now thank you for your time"
Image 198835   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
231
 
 raditzu: another panoramafail photo?
 fakeusername: ugh more like cephalo-bore
 wolfpk: I can only do this trick once
 Nopetology: Standing Turd led his people to amazing heights, They built a casino..
 Mad Collager: No nimbus of your own? Try this neat trick!
Image 198834   08-22-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
351
 
 Yam: Stranger thins
 Ulillillia: Why are you emphazing the 'wh' like that?
 SharkysMachine: In which the demigorgonzola tries to destroy wheat thins foreve
 Derp Herpigan: Must have.
Image 198833   08-22-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
547
 
 Robespierre: Tort-feasor.
 Christina: @Nopetology Auto (+) for not calling a tortoise a turtle.
 Nopetology: Auto-rad for tortoise.
 Mad Collager: You came to the Wrong neighborhood Mother-Fucker! Wait till you see my sucker punch. Wait for it, wait for it...
Image 198832   08-22-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
249
 
 tib gubb: ...for science!
 Nopetology: Fake News! I'm willing to try!
 Rev80: The reverse side says "But it can give birth to stupidity"
 Knice: You sure know how to sweeten a deal, @ignatz! ;-x
 Donut: Neither can your ass. HA! Try quilting THAT, you profane quilting bastards!
 Mr. Butt: Somebody's never seen Alien.
 ignatz: but you can catch: chlamydia HIV hepatitis genital warts pubic lice gonorrhoea genital herpes syphilis. Give us a kiss!
Image 198831   08-22-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
280
 
 ArchStanton: Retrograde motion is real.
 wolfpk: I get extraterrestrials are trying to show us they are out there, but do they have to show off!?
 El hefe: Wandering star
 Rev80: This proves ALIENS!
 WaffleIron: The Earth is flat I tells yah
Image 198830   08-22-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
534
 
 BavidDowie: I bite back
 Felicity: Going to pet it anyway
 trelyate: I didn't know they made NES LoZ in non-gold cartridges
 SomeCanadian: This cat is an asshole.
 fakeusername: don't care gonna scritch
 wolfpk: *it's just the rabies kicking in
 Shay: Looks like Game Gear cartridges.
 Donut: "Myyyyyyy Game Boy cassettes. Miiiiiine..."
Image 198829   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
400
 
 Mad Collager: @Scoo Of course! I knew they would be "Innies".
 Scoo: Illuminavel Confirmed
Image 198828   08-22-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
151
 
 Nopetology: Mind=blown I frequently eat a radish or two while fixing my tacos. Never added then to the mix.. And yeah, this is a pretty sad-looking taco..
 Robespierre: @mrd0t ALPO!
 mrd0t: But it does look like scat.
 ignatz: This looks nothing like a cat..
Image 198827   08-22-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
265
 
 Mr Bleak: It's so the assassin knows to hit just the one in the middle.
 tib gubb: fuck off greg
 Shay: Alllllllllllright.
 El Barto: That's sweet.
 Spazstatic: I'm young Greg!
 WTF: But tell me, who is the REAL Greg?
 Borkf: IF LOST, RETURN TOO GREG'S MOM
 ignatz: Greg's mom and dad's son
Image 198826   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
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