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258386  FabricMan: Minnie was fed to the rancor

258103  UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?

258392  Greifer: He gets it

258369  Greifer: cheesus clean your fingernails already

258385  Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.

258389  Warrax: @Volwen ...yes.

258353  Greifer: prayin... spare me vesuvius!

257429  Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.

257434  Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?

258375  Mr. Shine: *tiny hiss*

258376  Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.

257436  Mr Bleak: Meh. I'm used to it now.

258378  Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258379  Mr. Shine: Hooray for rescued animals! A pox on those who abuse them!

258380  Mr. Shine: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Babylline.

258383  Mr. Shine: She walks that way to confuse her pursuers!

258386  Mr. Shine: Let's not?

258389  Volwen: Do you ever come here and go "Oh wait, I was just here. Nothing new yet." And so you close the tab and open up friendly spaceship?

258365  Fiveninety: on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.. unless this happens

258397  Peter Pantsless: DJ Scratches

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?



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Score:
265
 
 Mr Bleak: It's so the assassin knows to hit just the one in the middle.
 tib gubb: fuck off greg
 Shay: Alllllllllllright.
 El Barto: That's sweet.
 Spazstatic: I'm young Greg!
 WTF: But tell me, who is the REAL Greg?
 Borkf: IF LOST, RETURN TOO GREG'S MOM
 ignatz: Greg's mom and dad's son
Image 198826   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
167
 
 Big Beagler: Still, for one person, that is a lot of projects completed
Image 198825   08-22-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
79
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @WTF turn the other ass cheek
 WTF: "Turn the other cheek my ass!"
Image 198824   08-22-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
163
 
 Ihminen: Oh I know! why not take a crap and be done with it?
 San DoDo: Alone with your thoughts, scary ..
 tib gubb: well you could always go fuck yourself
Image 198823   08-22-17   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
525
 
 Rat-Butt: You sadistic, two legged bastard...revenge will be mine...
 Rat-Butt: I will now proceed to shit in your Cheeros
 wolfpk: I will get even. I would advise you check your shoes before you put them on!
 tib gubb: don't you dare tell the cat about this
 Whatever: Now you will die puny human!
 Teechur: Umm...yeah, you probably shouldn't have gotten that one wet. May as well feed it after midnight now.
Image 198822   08-22-17   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
147
 
 Mad Collager: Soooo, let me get this straight: It's a bad thing to protect an electrical appliance from boiling water?
 WTF: This bar of soap is high maintenance.
Image 198821   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
478
 
 Rat-Butt: Its nut bustin time, bitches! Get me some...NOW!
 PenguinBartender: "He gets killed by a Sneetch in the next chapter. There, now with the time I just saved you from reading this crap you can get some us nuts!"
 Rev80: Chipmunks are fans of Ann Cleeves? Who knew?!?
 Donut: "Mammy! Mammy! MAMMY!"
 El Barto: I am troubled by those feet.
 Teechur: That chipmunk's name? Pokey Slidell
 Whatever: Wait, I missed something important- mind if I turn the page back?
Image 198820   08-22-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
385
 
 CompletelyJoking: Hey, Savage - quack, damn you.
 Rat-Butt: Hey, if Trump could shoot someone on 5th and get away with it (so says Trump), then I guess Adam COULD do it too? That's like OJ talking about excersing and punching your wife...
 Uncle Phil: Do you think they count down everything in normal life too? Unlocking the front door, turning on the lights, swiping their credit card at the store, flushing the toilet.
 charlemagne: come on, we both know your restraining orders are far from averge
 Mr. Shine: He should know.
Image 198819   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
407
 
 Bill Rye: we can post things like this but we cant show boobs? upsetting
 Christina: Meanwhile in Brazil...
 Bu7Z: @WTF oh fine then. *strips naked*
 WTF: There is a time and a place for wearing tightie whities... this isn't one of them.
 piranharama: Thaitanic
 Whatever: I'm king of the trailer park!
 charlemagne: tonight the new guy will be kate winslett
Image 198818   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
244
 
 Donut: Yep. Bird in the engine. Happens every time.
 tib gubb: ah, the ejaculate nebula... it's named that for exactly the reason you'd think it would be.
 ignatz: The future ain't what it used to be..
Image 198817   08-22-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
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