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273311  werterland: Screenshotting this so I can post it to my Instagram with my own same-but-worded-slightly-differently caption.

273402  Korrok: Korrok approves...

273362  lecj07: @Yam Yes indeed. There are theories that people hunted down meteorites for the valuable iron.

273391  lecj07: You interrupted the ritual you fool! Now she will jump to your body while you inhabit the rotting husk that was once her prison!

273396  lecj07: German kindergarten?

273397  lecj07: See this at my store all the time. Either dead, or someone got bored. Or Jay-zus was in the store today!

273402  Peter Pantsless: Oh, that internet, always doing...like, stuff, I guess

273391  Minnesotan: how I plan to die

273376  Annoying Vegan : How many rolls is this though?

273395  TurkeyVultureTed: Don't hate, Aggrogate!

273390  BavidDowie: How long til dinner's ready

273366  Not A Bot: Ariel's grandparents.

273299  RogueLeader: lolol @Prostata

273390  FormerLurker: Save your valuables. And I guess a noice floral stock pot too.

273392  FormerLurker: I bet this pupper makes really weird noises. Really hilarious adorable bizarre noises, out of every end that can make a noise.

273224  FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273383  Nope: Chance is way better

273384  runny999: Beluga is ripped

273343  Greifer: your bread looks wierd

273369  prius: Iggy Izzard really got the short end of the stick in the divorce.

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

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273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.



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Score:
265
 
 Mr Bleak: It's so the assassin knows to hit just the one in the middle.
 tib gubb: fuck off greg
 Shay: Alllllllllllright.
 El Barto: That's sweet.
 Spazstatic: I'm young Greg!
 WTF: But tell me, who is the REAL Greg?
 Borkf: IF LOST, RETURN TOO GREG'S MOM
 Black Jesus: Greg's mom and dad's son
Image 198826   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
167
 
 Big Beagler: Still, for one person, that is a lot of projects completed
Image 198825   08-22-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
79
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @WTF turn the other ass cheek
 WTF: "Turn the other cheek my ass!"
Image 198824   08-22-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
163
 
 Ihminen: Oh I know! why not take a crap and be done with it?
 San DoDo: Alone with your thoughts, scary ..
 tib gubb: well you could always go fuck yourself
Image 198823   08-22-17   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
525
 
 Rat-Butt: You sadistic, two legged bastard...revenge will be mine...
 Rat-Butt: I will now proceed to shit in your Cheeros
 wolfpk: I will get even. I would advise you check your shoes before you put them on!
 tib gubb: don't you dare tell the cat about this
 Whatever: Now you will die puny human!
 Teechur: Umm...yeah, you probably shouldn't have gotten that one wet. May as well feed it after midnight now.
Image 198822   08-22-17   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
147
 
 Mad Collager: Soooo, let me get this straight: It's a bad thing to protect an electrical appliance from boiling water?
 WTF: This bar of soap is high maintenance.
Image 198821   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
478
 
 Rat-Butt: Its nut bustin time, bitches! Get me some...NOW!
 PenguinBartender: "He gets killed by a Sneetch in the next chapter. There, now with the time I just saved you from reading this crap you can get some us nuts!"
 Rev80: Chipmunks are fans of Ann Cleeves? Who knew?!?
 Donut: "Mammy! Mammy! MAMMY!"
 El Barto: I am troubled by those feet.
 Teechur: That chipmunk's name? Pokey Slidell
 Whatever: Wait, I missed something important- mind if I turn the page back?
Image 198820   08-22-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
385
 
 CompletelyJoking: Hey, Savage - quack, damn you.
 Rat-Butt: Hey, if Trump could shoot someone on 5th and get away with it (so says Trump), then I guess Adam COULD do it too? That's like OJ talking about excersing and punching your wife...
 Uncle Phil: Do you think they count down everything in normal life too? Unlocking the front door, turning on the lights, swiping their credit card at the store, flushing the toilet.
 charlemagne: come on, we both know your restraining orders are far from averge
 Mr. Shine: He should know.
Image 198819   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
407
 
 Bill Rye: we can post things like this but we cant show boobs? upsetting
 Christina: Meanwhile in Brazil...
 Bu7Z: @WTF oh fine then. *strips naked*
 WTF: There is a time and a place for wearing tightie whities... this isn't one of them.
 piranharama: Thaitanic
 Whatever: I'm king of the trailer park!
 charlemagne: tonight the new guy will be kate winslett
Image 198818   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
244
 
 Donut: Yep. Bird in the engine. Happens every time.
 tib gubb: ah, the ejaculate nebula... it's named that for exactly the reason you'd think it would be.
 androbot: The future ain't what it used to be..
Image 198817   08-22-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
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