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268806  Not A Bot: Hey there, fella!

268747  wolfpk: That is necessary for my mother!

268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

268798  bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.

267952  Mr Bleak: Cock! I thought that was a plant ...

268798  Felicity: A young Mickey Jones

268748  Felicity: Batdog

268750  Felicity: Foxy cat

268756  Felicity: @Shay But what if it's wrong?

268770  Felicity: Just start slowly walking towards her. If she's like those girls in junior high school, she'll move rather than come into contact with you

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1. MrBoffo
2. Not A Bot
3. tib gubb
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5. Side Boob
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7. ignatz
8. Annoying Vegan
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10. Teechur



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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg



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beyardo uploaded 268340 (955 points)
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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)


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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3312 points
 3. Side Boob: 2514 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2239 points
 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. beyardo: 1431 points
15. amputator: 1421 points
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Score:
281
 
 Science: I'll be damned. That's weird.
 Peety: Tooth not bothering me as much as that collar standing an inch and a half off the back of his neck
 ChubbyBuddy: Top Gum
 rory: You cant handle the tooth
 Jennerator: e;fb
 Jennerator: Clearly Scientology is the One True Faith
 fishing: Not anymore. Scientology fixed it
Image 198769   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
522
 
 runny999: Death in June.
 El Barto: They call it the 'War Ender'.
 Peter Pantsless: And the enemy was overwhelmed by cuteness. Smart
 Bagels: Tabby thrower
Image 198768   08-21-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
395
 
 Peter Pantsless: *quietly picks up the green leaf in the middle*
 Zampano: i want to live in your neighborhood
Image 198767   08-21-17   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
103
 
 tib gubb: ehehhhehehehee
Image 198766   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
229
 
 grizzly: I would drink this with my poptarts every morning.
 Meow: No really is this real? I will quit work this instant and hit the liquor store
 Skaalar: * a glorious, sparkling hand parts the clouds above your heads! Reaching down with a single finger extended and covered in the holiest of light... It traces a single message into the unworthy dirt at your feet! "NO."
 Bad Dad: Should come in Smores flavour
 Sadbot: @Zampano Don't for get your brown bag lunch with PB&J vodka and apple pucker.
 Peter Pantsless: Ironically consumers of this product will not wake up in time for breakfast
 Zampano: Pop Tarts flavored Vodka, Bakon the bacon flavored vodka, Jim Beam Maple, Rumchata tastes like cinnamon toast crunch milk. What a time to be alive! Day drinking right at the crack of dawn with sweet breakfast flavored booze!
 Gomi Day: hell, i'd try it!
 Scoo: from UV
Image 198765   08-21-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
108
 
 Fiveninety: octal
Image 198764   08-21-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Image 198763 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by taiko. Your image was bad, taiko.
Score:
67
 
 raditzu: that is AWESOME! ...what is it?
 wolfpk: Modern art?
 Whatever: You forgot to empty it! (Seriously, I've seen a few nice walls made of concrete and glass wine bottles)
 Soaps Pierre: @Annoying Vegan On the rocks? I dont know either
 Peter Pantsless: How a union worker cures alcoholism. Still doesn't work, but hey
 Annoying Vegan : Is there a pun here that is lost on me?
 Scoo: That's a shame - that's good rum
 DangitBobby: @Sage Tbh not sure if i rad or bad this
 Sage: ... Why?
Image 198762   08-21-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
246
 
 funny in the wall: Cringe-rad
 funny in the wall: This makes me cringe as a former professor. Also as a human being with some semblance of taste, I would have deleted this without reading it
Image 198761   08-21-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
918
 
 Ulillillia: Stapopolis
 hajjpodge: Is it pronounced Stay-puls or Stahp-oh-lee?
 Mad Collager: The high-speed trains pull into the office depot.
 El Barto: You're fired.
 Mr. Butt: that username!
Image 198760   08-21-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
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