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228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

228216  BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea

228218  BavidDowie: Tackies!

228250  Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?

228246  BavidDowie: Humpty Derrida-mpty

228250  BavidDowie: Oh so lonesome for you

228254  BavidDowie: Dorm slip n slide?

228256  Ulillillia: Grocer's Non-apostrophe

228183  glenalec: Please explain?

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227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228190 duckfarts: that's some pig

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228145 tib gubb: brutal

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!



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Score:
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 Cami: @Science They suck but they sure leverage your manpower.
 Robespierre: Pachyderm prosthetics - they're the latest thing; all the kids are talking about it.
 Science: Poor elephant probably lost it due to a landmine. Stupid landmines.
 Skaalar: @Donut :3 Farside still rules
 Donut: "I'd be fine with this if you didn't turn my other foot into a wastebasket."
 Cami: Plot twist: They made a prosthetic leg so he could keep hauling logs.
Image 198748   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
309
 
 Mr. Whiskers: A dumb sign
 Donut: Some smartass with post-it notes. That's what startled it.
Image 198747   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
329
 
 Skaalar: Alright, but can I please top this time? Getting real tired of having to unfreeze myself "back there" every time I want a Blizzard.
 E. HONDA: now sing that to the tune of the "$5 foot long" subway commercial from a while ago
 dangerous dave: @Chest Rockwell So they meant five-buck lunch, but the dollar sign on the front made it like that moment in Inherent Vice when Josh Brolin asks Jouquin Phoenix if he thinks Shasta and Glenn were "F-U-C-K-I-N-G-ing".
 Peter Pantsless: Sold!
 Chest Rockwell: @dangerous dave Five dollar buck lunch.
 dangerous dave: Okay, I give up: What is it even *supposed* to say?
 wolfpk: Looks like DQ is moving away from the innocent Dennis the Menace image.
 mrd0t: That could have several meanings, depending.
Image 198746   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
197
 
 Air Biscuit: Classic moltar
 duckfarts: hell yeah get some soda
Image 198745   08-21-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
383
 
 Rat-Butt: I is God Empiror of Dune...
 Rat-Butt: The Spice must flow!
 tib gubb: blep
Image 198744   08-21-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
609
 
 dangerous dave: I propose a toast.
 DangitBobby: Assembled incorrectly; cat tumbled into the sun.
 WTF: Cat on white bread.
Image 198743   08-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
313
 
 Rat-Butt: Fucking clowns
 Rat-Butt: Fucking clowns
 Rat-Butt: Fucking clowns
 Mr. Shine: It's a traaaap!
 Niels Bohr: TaDaaaa!
 duckfarts: Ace Ventura 3 is real
 piranharama: Hithhhhh!
 Side Boob: Blegh!
Image 198742   08-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
184
 
 Rat-Butt: My idiot brother-in-law was offered a light beer and was like, "uh, I would rather drink water". Mother fucker has light beer wallet, but want that expensive craft beer...he is 43 years old, his mommy pays his rent, buys his food, pays for his college, she is the one who offered the beer...I love beer, but if I only have money for Bud Light, guess what I am drinking, Bud Light, and I fucking grateful for it. Beer snobs piss me off
 Rat-Butt: My idiot brother-in-law was offered a light beer and was like, "uh, I would rather drink water". Mother fucker has light beer wallet, but want that expensive craft beer...he is 43 years old, his mommy pays his rent, buys his food, pays for his college, she is the one who offered the beer...I love beer, but if I only have money for Bud Light, guess what I am drinking, Bud Light, and I fucking grateful for it. Beer snobs piss me off
 Skaalar: I just need to feel superior to someone who I don't agree with, is that so wrong!?
 jochenau: That sort of typographical frippery is for saccharine affirmations and inspirational bromides, not weak burns from beer elitists.
 Mr. Whiskers: Can't it be both?
 trelyate: people do not like who drink the taste of beer light they just like beer to pee a lot?
 Scoo: You don't buy it, you rent it
 duckfarts: what's your point
Image 198741   08-21-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
199
 
 Donut: Next song in list: I Went All In, Have No Regrets, Can I please Stop Doing This Now?
 Prostata: is this a phone pic of a monitor screen showing a wiki page? really?
 piranharama: Politics.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: what's that, baxter? you ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the fridge?
 Shay: Maybe he knows how deep the rabbit hole goes?
Image 198740   08-21-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
431
 
 Rat-Butt: Freedom is the answer to a question you don't have to ask, and then my hope dies...
 Air Biscuit: "Freedoms just another word for nuthn left to do"
 SharkysMachine: "Once upon a time, the music died."
 Skaalar: "Well... It isn't free. Wrap your talons around THAT one, hun."
Image 198739   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
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