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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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Score:
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 Cami: @Science They suck but they sure leverage your manpower.
 Robespierre: Pachyderm prosthetics - they're the latest thing; all the kids are talking about it.
 Science: Poor elephant probably lost it due to a landmine. Stupid landmines.
 Skaalar: @Donut :3 Farside still rules
 Donut: "I'd be fine with this if you didn't turn my other foot into a wastebasket."
 Cami: Plot twist: They made a prosthetic leg so he could keep hauling logs.
Image 198748   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
309
 
 Mr. Whiskers: A dumb sign
 Donut: Some smartass with post-it notes. That's what startled it.
Image 198747   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
329
 
 Skaalar: Alright, but can I please top this time? Getting real tired of having to unfreeze myself "back there" every time I want a Blizzard.
 E. HONDA: now sing that to the tune of the "$5 foot long" subway commercial from a while ago
 dangerous dave: @Chest Rockwell So they meant five-buck lunch, but the dollar sign on the front made it like that moment in Inherent Vice when Josh Brolin asks Jouquin Phoenix if he thinks Shasta and Glenn were "F-U-C-K-I-N-G-ing".
 Peter Pantsless: Sold!
 Chest Rockwell: @dangerous dave Five dollar buck lunch.
 dangerous dave: Okay, I give up: What is it even *supposed* to say?
 wolfpk: Looks like DQ is moving away from the innocent Dennis the Menace image.
 mrd0t: That could have several meanings, depending.
Image 198746   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
197
 
 Air Biscuit: Classic moltar
 duckfarts: hell yeah get some soda
Image 198745   08-21-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
383
 
 Rat-Butt: I is God Empiror of Dune...
 Rat-Butt: The Spice must flow!
 tib gubb: blep
Image 198744   08-21-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
609
 
 dangerous dave: I propose a toast.
 DangitBobby: Assembled incorrectly; cat tumbled into the sun.
 WTF: Cat on white bread.
Image 198743   08-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
313
 
 Rat-Butt: Fucking clowns
 Rat-Butt: Fucking clowns
 Rat-Butt: Fucking clowns
 Mr. Shine: It's a traaaap!
 Niels Bohr: TaDaaaa!
 duckfarts: Ace Ventura 3 is real
 piranharama: Hithhhhh!
 Side Boob: Blegh!
Image 198742   08-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
184
 
 Rat-Butt: My idiot brother-in-law was offered a light beer and was like, "uh, I would rather drink water". Mother fucker has light beer wallet, but want that expensive craft beer...he is 43 years old, his mommy pays his rent, buys his food, pays for his college, she is the one who offered the beer...I love beer, but if I only have money for Bud Light, guess what I am drinking, Bud Light, and I fucking grateful for it. Beer snobs piss me off
 Rat-Butt: My idiot brother-in-law was offered a light beer and was like, "uh, I would rather drink water". Mother fucker has light beer wallet, but want that expensive craft beer...he is 43 years old, his mommy pays his rent, buys his food, pays for his college, she is the one who offered the beer...I love beer, but if I only have money for Bud Light, guess what I am drinking, Bud Light, and I fucking grateful for it. Beer snobs piss me off
 Skaalar: I just need to feel superior to someone who I don't agree with, is that so wrong!?
 jochenau: That sort of typographical frippery is for saccharine affirmations and inspirational bromides, not weak burns from beer elitists.
 Mr. Whiskers: Can't it be both?
 trelyate: people do not like who drink the taste of beer light they just like beer to pee a lot?
 Scoo: You don't buy it, you rent it
 duckfarts: what's your point
Image 198741   08-21-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
199
 
 Donut: Next song in list: I Went All In, Have No Regrets, Can I please Stop Doing This Now?
 Prostata: is this a phone pic of a monitor screen showing a wiki page? really?
 piranharama: Politics.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: what's that, baxter? you ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the fridge?
 Shay: Maybe he knows how deep the rabbit hole goes?
Image 198740   08-21-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
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 Rat-Butt: Freedom is the answer to a question you don't have to ask, and then my hope dies...
 Air Biscuit: "Freedoms just another word for nuthn left to do"
 SharkysMachine: "Once upon a time, the music died."
 Skaalar: "Well... It isn't free. Wrap your talons around THAT one, hun."
Image 198739   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
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