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254056  Robespierre: Downright grotesque, and a "Disposable Me" pollutant as well

253834  Passive: I'd wear the fuck out of these

254059  Robespierre: Shit seen

254037  Korrok: Korrok approves.

254042  a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!

254043  a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical

253254  Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!

253260  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Surprisingly, everyone expected them - they gave you a months notice that they were coming...

253262  Mr Bleak: Romanes eunt domus!

253961  necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253964  necronomicon: If my calculations are correct, when this baby his 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious shit

253286  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.

254041  Annoying Vegan : @sparename Cannibal Orphan is my new metal band.

254011  a sedated moose: It's that chalk?

254032  Not A Bot: 'Where's the Lalafells? You promised Lalafells!"

254026  Mad Collager: Well, they both have eggs in them.

254031  Mad Collager: We cannot adjust your volume to the desired level because we have a latitude problem.

254032  Mad Collager: ,,,,,chameleon, ...

254022  Joseph: I ordered two sandwiches yesterday, waited for 45 minutes and never got them then walked out without being angry. It's a store, there's no need to lose your shit just find a better store next time.

254051  Peter Pantsless: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke



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Score:
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 ignatz: @White Rice No wukkas spacefriend :)
 pig 3: She's cute. You've got competition @Side Boob
 Side Boob: Ladies and gentlemen, I present the future ex- Mrs. Side Boob
 White Rice: @ignatz ah, my bad. It's early, my sarcasm detection is off (and I only saw the single period, interpreted it as a normal comment, not a poke at a "OMG, who took this :-P" type comment (because seriously, if you had a mystery photo on your camera/phone that you didn't want to be seen, why would you post it with any caption at all?))
 ignatz: @White Rice ..but I'd be her friend, I too like crinkle-cut crisps
 ignatz: @White Rice Hence my comment..
 White Rice: @ignatz except I'm pretty sure she's the one taking the picture, check out the screen in the mirror. It's distorted, but I'm fairly certain that's the front facing camera on that tablet (or she's just got a death-grip on that thing while passed out...with her arm held up)
 funny in the wall: that's a cool accent chair
 Warrax: This is art.
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb ruffled for your pleasure
 tib gubb: please don't kink shame
 ignatz: HaHa my whacky friends lol..
Image 198649   08-21-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
301
 
 Not A Bot: I hope hope hope the flavors match.
 Dr Awkward: PT Moo-zer
 Nopetology: That's udderly ridiculous
 ignatz: Cool PT Cruiser? Well, maybe whacky at least..
Image 198648   08-21-17   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
264
 
 TwoChewbaccas: Pretty sneaky, sis
 Knice: *connecting of four intensifies*
 Air Biscuit: Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, Hey pepto bismol!
Image 198647   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
507
 
 Donut: Yeah, Sid and My Butt learned that the hard way, ma'am.
 SharkysMachine: But that Judas Priest sounds like a nice band
 SharkysMachine: But that Judas Priest sounds like a nice band
 Not A Bot: Completing forms correctly is one of the most useful skills they taught us in school
 Mr. Butt: The Sex Pistols were terrible for other reasons too, Kitty.
Image 198646   08-21-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
553
 
 tib gubb: extradimensional kitty
Image 198645   08-21-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
587
 
 Flarmie: @Borkf I never double post. Any time I do, it's actually because I want to reiterate something.
 Flarmie: @Borkf I never double post. Any time I do, it's really because I want to emphasize something.
 cakefizzle: ***GLOMPH***
 Borkf: Double post: this might be the first time I've double posted. I blame crappy internet.
 Borkf: @tib gubb His Bork and bite are just as bad as each other.
 tib gubb: i see your bork is larger than mine...
 Donut: OH DEAR GOD IT'S A LUCKDRAGON RUN
Image 198644   08-21-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
422
 
 Uncle Larry: Update: I did not like that chickpea falafel meat at Subway
 androbot: It's time to KICK IT UP A NOTCH!
 Mr. Shine: Make sure you cut the ends off!
 tib gubb: i'm glad i learned to appreciate things like lentils and brown rice... i will say that there a few good imitation meats out there that don't cook up too badly.
 Sadbot: Just learn to cook Indian food and you won't miss meat all that much. I'd much rather have some saag or palak paneer over this insult to food
 Sadbot: Just learn to cook Indian food and you won't miss meat all that much. I'd much rather have some saag or palak paneer over this insult to food
 Annoying Vegan : m.youtube.com/…
 Air Biscuit: So many meats at once and yet none at all...
 Knice: I don't know what to believe.
Image 198643   08-21-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
265
 
 ignatz: @Christina Krekt.
 Christina: @ignatz 888+88+8+8+8.
 Christina: @funny in the wall Not to mention soixante-dix, soixante-onze..., which are literally, sixty-ten, sixty-eleven...
 Borkf: @ignatz Ooo, that's good. I like that one!
 ignatz: from last night's pub quiz: Using only addition, add eight 8's to get the number 1000
 dangerous dave: @Donut Twenties on my ... oh, wait, that's not right either.
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall truly a beautiful language...if you don't do much math
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot yeah but french also has gems like quatre vingt dix for 90
 Donut: Ten ten...ten ten ten ten ten ten ten...
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall Yeah, I've gathered that this makes sense for them. It's actually less logical in English. For us 21 is "twenty-one" so logically 11 would be "ten-one", but no. French also has special words for 11-16, but then you get to 17-19 and the literal translation is "ten-seven" and so on.
 Meow: Mind you I recognize the alphabets and like half a dozen symbols but I can't actually translate any of it
 Meow: @tib gubb The three alphabets here are Hiragana, katakana and kanji. It's Japanese
 funny in the wall: @Meow right? that's creative thinking, in my opinion.
 tib gubb: I'm not 100% sure but I think that's Taiwanese
 Meow: Before you judge, lets see you count in Japanese
Image 198642   08-21-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
301
 
 SomeCanadian: What hell hath we made?
 tib gubb: the face you make at yourself on a friday night after you drop $70 on a new video game and have to remind yourself of how much fun you're having.
 Air Biscuit: "You want this cake?" "I want it!"
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
Image 198641   08-21-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
279
 
 Air Biscuit: Lets see how them dookie boys are gonna get out of this one...
 sparename: Cesspits refilled, gullies backed up, terrible odours supplied
Image 198640   08-21-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
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