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254215  dangerkeith3000: Isn't Alice supposed to be 10 or 12?

254216  dangerkeith3000: I throw up in public all the time. Like at least once a week, at least. I threw up this morning but it was in my bathroom.

254219  Amy Housewine: That's a bit too frenly, snek.

254218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha douche.

254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

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253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker



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Score:
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 Prostata: just put some lemon juice on that, you'll be ok
 addend: What, you don't wear reading mittens?
 Warrax: What are you waiting for? Cut that motherfucker back.
 Nope: @hajjpodge you can furiously delete a file!
 White Rice: @hajjpodge you can, it's just a bad idea.
 Teechur: @Nope To save space on my shelves, I've replaced most of my good reads with Kindles. Now I'm running out of outlets for keeping them all charged.
 hajjpodge: @Nope You can't burn a kindle!
 hajjpodge: "hurr durr it shows commie hahaha" @HajjPodge also I am out of liquor please help
 Nope: @hajjpodge Kindles are a thing
 hajjpodge: And this is why I choose to be illiterate.
Image 198579   08-20-17   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
191
 
 Spazstatic: How much starch did you use? It's stiff as a board!
Image 198578   08-20-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
223
 
 Prostata: great for paper cuts!
 piranharama: Secret aaaagent man!
 Scoo: Greetings, fellow uncanny-valley juice containers
Image 198577   08-20-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
505
 
 Nopetology: @jazzjunkie Nah, just pollen. Lurking inside flowers is a good way to catch insects.
 jazzjunkie: Is this one of those fungi that eat the spider from the inside?
 ASTER: Kind of cute... Expecting mother.
 Yam: It's ok, little guy. I get tobiko stuck in my beard, too.
Image 198576   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
188
 
 Mr. Shine: Poohdha
 piranharama: Rub belly for hunny
Image 198575   08-20-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
255
 
 Mr. Shine: Pringles Eagle.
 Warrax: I can't believe it's not a butter sculpture.
Image 198574   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
356
 
 cybeq: Meanwhile, out at Papoose Lake, the English lessons were continuing apace.
 leia: I thought that was a cop until I saw the overalls
 El Barto: Sounds human.
 Skinr: What is this from? The lines suggest an old VHS rip.
 Scoo: Languishing My Ass Off
 Bolt Vanderhuge: Not Rad or Bad, just SAD
Image 198573   08-20-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
294
 
 Science: @dangerous dave: Deck? Though, I'm hoping the kid was correct the first time.
 dangerous dave: Okay, I give up: What *did* she fall off of?
 Yam: The secret is to get right back on.
Image 198572   08-20-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
537
 
 tib gubb: life is unfair like that
 Not A Bot: He most be hacking, because he's wearing fingerless gloves and brought a toolbox.
 White Rice: Pounded in the quarter pounder (with cheese) by my own quarter pounder (with cheese)?
 jochenau: Yes, that is how it works.
Image 198571   08-20-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
138
 
 Uncle Phil: Curator of the underappreciated Novelty Sound-Effects Records chart.
 mission2mars: Joost, telling everybody he knows - he's got some rock 'n' roll soul.
 robford: @Mr. Shine LOL. Also I just looked it up: Dutch
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity I don't SEE any waffles.
 petunias: I wonder if this is Belgian
 funny in the wall: Timothy McVeigh was a shitty DJ
Image 198570   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
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