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254218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha douche.

254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.



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Score:
612
 
 Science: @Robespierre: It can only go up from here.
 waffle iron: Her bar has clearly been set almost unbelievably low since the start.
 Cami: His name? Icebreaker.
 Spazstatic: Username/upload combo!
 Teechur: So, I hear you like potbellies. I have one, too. It's not porcine. I am.
 zupobaloop: I want to know her
 DarkTeddy: That folks, is how you meet your girlfriend
 Nope: also penis joke
 Nope: Sure when I show up with my hog they are all like "sir that is too loud we cant hear you"
Image 198562   08-20-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
43
 
 Mr Bleak: And the dog.
 Mr Bleak: Have him neutered.
 Spazstatic: Dr Seuss has a darker sense of humor than I remember from my childhood.
 hajjpodge: Chihuahuas deserve death so you have my endorsement.
 Scoo: Yeah, I've got some better ideas. But I ain't sharing them with *you*.
 piranharama: Nope. Plan is solid.
Image 198561   08-20-17   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
238
 
 addend: Ready for the eclipse.
 Shay: Come to Toys R Us in the next 15 minutes for an ass kicking.
Image 198560   08-20-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
358
 
 discodisco: TRY to tell me this wasn't done on purpose. I won't believe you.
 savvoy: Doors for the hard-of-seeing
Image 198559   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
410
 
 Skaalar: *screams into own hands*
 elahabdh: @XLY What was the 4th Reich?
 XLY: @Toxi I've been trying for months to get people to stop calling them nazis and go with domestic terrorists instead. Nazis all died with the 4th reich, what we have now are pathetic wannabes that ACTUALLY FEEL VALIDATED WHEN THEY'RE CALLED NAZIS. everyone stop doing them favors plz
 Gentleman: @Toxi That's a rather broad set of generalizations, don't you think? Of course you don't.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Drunk Orc the majority of problems arise from humans. filthy awful humans.
 Drunk Orc: why? @ThoughtlessGentleman
 Bu7Z: I think what @ThoughtlessGentleman is trying to say is "nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"
 HenryVIII: I dont want politics on my friendly spaceship.
 Not A Bot: Evidently a wallmart, I know what's going on here. Rooting for their home team. "Roll, Tide, Roll!"
 ChubbyBuddy: want to pass for 'normal?' ditch the Ted Cruz mask
 Knice: No, I don't.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: fuck everybody. literally. including me. i have seen the enemy and he is us. wanna solve the worlds "problems"? get rid of everyone. problem solved.
 Sadbot: Also nope, because I'm not some moderate contrarian who values decorum over people's lives
 zupobaloop: @savvoy nazis rose to power as a response to a violent 'red coat' (communist) movement. they were considered fringe until their political opponents employed violence
 piranharama: Let them organise. That means we can eradicate them in one putsch, as it were.
 savvoy: People let Nazis organize one already. Most of us remember how that ended, so...
 Air Biscuit: Heard a podcast the other day about the creator of pepe trying to launch a campaign to take back pepe from the hate groups.
 Mexico: Nope!
Image 198558   08-20-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
311
 
 sparename: The '42' Position
 DangitBobby: I don't normally like pigmented but this one makes sense
 Air Biscuit: "Stupid sexy friendly spaceship"
 Fiveninety: so you named the AI "DAVE" just to mess with my head..
 trelyate: is there a porn version of this comic?
Image 198557   08-20-17   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
159
 
 Nopetology: If you have that much hair growing around your nipples, braiding isn't the most obvious solution..
Image 198556   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
236
 
 Skaalar: @isosceleswaffle Seriously.
 Ihminen: Tesla's are super neat but yea...
 isosceleswaffle: Aww... but toe shoes are the only shoes I find comfortable. :c
 Cami: @Nopetology YES.
 Nopetology: @Cami Stand-up desks, or draught beer systems? :)
 Cami: @Scoo They're also an essential tool of the limp, lame, and lazy.
 E. HONDA: I didn't know ping pong was a douchebag shibboleth
 Scoo: Although, seeing the beer bottles there makes me wonder... I'm the guy in the office who maintains the draught beer system in the break room. Honestly, though, it's probably the most rewarding part of my job.
 Scoo: Yep - At my work, there definitely seems to be a strong correlation between using a stand-up desk and being a total douche.
Image 198555   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
269
 
 jazzjunkie: The clobbered caryatid
 DangitBobby: @Shay i see what you did there
 Whatever: The Trump presidential statue is looking good
 Shay: Confederate General Ending Pack
Image 198554   08-20-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
682
 
 BavidDowie: Is there something stuck in my chompers?
 Warrax: They'll never see you coming in your shark-shaped submarine!
 savvoy: Outside of a shark, a dog is a man's best friend. Inside of a shark, a dog is...
 Dreforian: @Cami Quint's secret lair had everything a dog could want, save for a decent window...
 Scoo: I think we're gonna need a bigger borkf!
 Teechur: mlem
 Cami: I like to think the dog is named Quint.
Image 198553   08-20-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
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