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228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

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228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.



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 9. saluted: 2010 points
10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
12. greg: 1948 points
13. majorchamp: 1947 points
14. adeadcrab: 1922 points
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 Science: Fun fact: Peter Weller has a PhD in ancient Roman art and taught classes at UCLA. RoboCop knows more about art than you do.
 Skaalar: Pepperidge Farms remembers.
 XLY: Yeah I remember it, check out this vimeo if you want to see more robocop shooting dudes in the dick: vimeo dot com forwardslash 86014703
 Felicity: @savvoy Holy hell, thats Peter Weller? I didnt recognise him so I assumed this girl had tracked down the actor who played the guy who got shot in the dick
 White Rice: @Sandor I mean, it's one of the single greatest pictures on the internet, so embrace that joy.
 savvoy: Holy hell, what kind of pants is Peter Weller wearing?
 Sandor: This made me way happier than it should have
Image 198549   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
181
 
 Zampano: from what I've discerned in the 30 seconds I listened to side A on bandcamp, its some kind of instrumental, lofi, 1950's surf music inspired, experimental rock n roll
Image 198548   08-20-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
142
 
 VoR: @Felicity ...
 VoR: @VoR Also my wife got told she was the most ESFJ person they researcher had ever met and got held up as in an example to the whole leacture room. Lol. Id have died if itd been me.
 VoR: @Spazstatic me too and I barely started
 VoR: @Felicity I'm ISTP my wife is ESFJ.
 Felicity: Germ of truth in this. All the people I know who know their Meyers-Briggs type are INTJs. I tried to get my Meyers-Briggs type but I couldnt finish the questionnaire; there were too many questions where none of the answers fit. My conclusion: only INTJs are compatible with the questionnaire, and thats why the one Meyers-Briggs type you hear about is INTJs
 Spazstatic: I'm disappointed I spent time reading this.
 hajjpodge: Can I pay another 10 bux to be killed?
 Side Boob: I still like SA :/
 RiderFan: I post cosplay on tumblr. Apparently people like what I post.
 dangerous dave: It's official: On top of being un-employable, un-datable, un-heard and un-empathized with, INTJ's don't even get to be *special* anymore. Excuse me: I'm going to be drawing a hot bath for the next few minutes.
 Ihminen: Not really! luv u bby
 Ihminen: I hate internet
Image 198547   08-20-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
250
 
 Knice: I reckon she's about to get shit done; Rad.
 addend: Do you even lift, sis?
 Warrax: Texting: "Almost strong enough to hang drywall in here. Go ahead and bring it over."
 Cami: Why the low angle? Is this a creeper camera shot?
Image 198546   08-20-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
201
 
 Zampano: "play it where it lies", "but its on top of a known delayed action bomb"
 FabricMan: @Donut That's what your 2 iron is for
 Suburbanmom: @Whatever well you can shoot him, so long as it isn't while anyone is putting or interrupting their line of sight, of course...
 Whatever: Man those Trump golf courses have tough rules to make the game fun for neo nazis
 Donut: So...what happens if a German paratroops onto the course?
 dangerous dave: You get penalized a stroke if you have to replay a shot that was affected by a *bomb* *blast*?!?!? That's some hard-assed motherfuckers, right there.
Image 198545   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
471
 
 Robespierre: To paraphrase those Minolta ads, Only From the Mind of Keith Richards In the 1960s.
 addend: I took a couple of aspirin, but still...
 Teechur: Teenagers, amirite?
 AlexDeLarge: This is your brain on facehuggers. Any questions?
 Warrax: I often have xenomorphs on my mind as well.
 Shay: This is how Mick Jagger is able to stay alive.
 funny in the wall: Or eat gas station egg salad @Cami
 Cami: Never use public toilet seats.
Image 198544   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
130
 
 addend: Frankenstein's monster's vocals - That's why we never made it big.
 Shay: Listen kids, if you keep drinking Diet Pepsi, you'll end up like me.
 Scoo: Bruce Willis has not aged well
Image 198543   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
389
 
 Robespierre: SCRUM!
 piranharama: "The King of the North!"
 trelyate: FOR ANTARCTICA!!!
 Dreforian: Penguin in the middle facing away: "Ok now I expect you all to be hugging by the time I turn around or no fish today"
 dangerous dave: It's the non-human remake of the Beacon Island / Batavia incident.
 Felicity: *(West Side Story music)*
Image 198542   08-20-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Image 198541 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vladimir Puta. We'll pray for you, Vladimir Puta.
Score:
258
 
 Shay: Don Adams was a badass.
 FabricMan: In some bowling leagues, beautiful people is a PED
 Cami: Classic uncle Paul.
 Donut: Walter Sobchak's dad.
Image 198540   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
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