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228336  Robespierre: @Matricii The possibilities are endless.

228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

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3. Ulillillia
4. Scoo
5. VeeKay
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9. wolfpk
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete



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 3. Scoo: 6021 points
 4. Bagels: 4965 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4066 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2316 points
 7. Side Boob: 2260 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2120 points
 9. saluted: 2010 points
10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
12. greg: 1948 points
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14. adeadcrab: 1922 points
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Score:
339
 
 InfiniteZero: you got me @tib gubb
 addend: "Everything must go!"
 jazzjunkie: Praise the Lord
 Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit Well that's no good; it's been done. Also, Janeane Garofalo won't return my calls. But that's, eh...unrelated.
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless or you could do like the girl who had her fathers skull in a bowling ball from mystery men.
 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity He hath borne me on his back a thousand times...and I will carry him so until my own demise
 Felicity: @Peter Pantsless Its like the theatre tradition of actors donating their skulls to play Yorick!
 Peter Pantsless: My brother and I are in agreement: we will donate our bodies to science, but the survivor will display the skull of the deceased in their home in some capacity. On one level, it's metal AF, but on another level, it's actually kinda sweet, in a way
 Minnesotan: more like "used once"
 Teechur: I was thinking about dying someday. This clinches it!
 tib gubb: "slightly used"
Image 198387   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
406
 
 Borkf: On fleek.
 addend: Is your dog a Juggalo?
 Not A Bot: The event horizon begins
Image 198386   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
208
 
 ignatz: Wasps parasitise almost every pest insect on the planet. Like them or not they perform a very useful job in the world..
 Hokie333: @ThoughtlessGentleman Bees kill themselves in order to fuck you up. That's commitment.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: well its not bees and everybody know bees are badass muhforkis.
Image 198385   08-19-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
299
 
 WaffleIron: I found Dory.
 Felicity: Han, mah kee chi say
 LurkedMoar: Shrek is log, Shrek is life
 Skinr: "Everything's chrome in the future!"
Image 198384   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
759
 
 SomeCanadian: The colours. They're dootiful.
 Skinr: OCCUPY HADES
Image 198383   08-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
326
 
 Peter Pantsless: I get trapped in more boxes this way
 cenecia: How to catch a Bear Grylls.
 Sadbot: It'll never work, it's gotta be fresh out of the Russian escort
 Mexico: I'll get those perverts one way or another.
Image 198382   08-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
461
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Okay I'm on board. "Some Manner of Benevolent AI" in 2020!
 Hokie333: @Sadbot They didn't say that explicitly. Most of that was just my opinion and hypothesis. But they hinted at that quite a bit, and then forgot to follow through on it.
 Sadbot: @Hokie333 Yeah, I'll admit the last two movies kinda lost me with the dance party orgies and boring conversations with Colonel Sanders. I kinda tuned a lot of it out
 Hokie333: @Sadbot The whole use-humans-to-make-energy thing was just a BS cover story. What the Machines were harvesting was brain power-- millions of brains (in jars, perhaps) wired together for a globally massive parallel processing project. Zion was just another simulation, designed for people not content in the 20th C world. Neo was starting to see through that illusion, when he could disable sentinels in the "real world" and see Smith even though he'd been blinded.
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless Maybe the favored will have their brains put in a jar, put that jar in a way-cool custom chassis or a spaceship or whatever you want
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Yeah...good point...well, I guess the best I can hope for is that you and @a robot remember us aggronauts. But I guess nobody will ever know if you don't
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless The Matrix-bots put a lot of effort into a convoluted system because they apparently forgot nuclear reactors are a thing, and set themselves up for being a part of a hackneyed Christ metaphor. Us new generation realize that the only good thing biomass is for is making more biomass
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Huh. Even the stupid-ass Matrix robots did more with human bodies than that. I guess the robocalypse is gonna be half horrible and half hilarious :P
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless The swarms of cyber-rats will still need to eat...so, I think that's a good use
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Eh, I had a good run. I'll only be mad if you don't use my biomass efficiently.
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless #197860 bro, sorry
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Stupid super-advanced depression processor :(
 Sadbot: Amateur, I got it down to under a minute
Image 198381   08-19-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
325
 
 Mr Shifty: Australia level 100
 Bu7Z: "Try this trick and spin it, yeah"
Image 198380   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Mr Shifty
Score:
270
 
 Mr Bleak: ... and the little one said "roll over" ...
Image 198379   08-19-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
571
 
 Peter Pantsless: "How dare you touch this instead of me!?"
 well duh: I need dis
 BavidDowie: If you bake a mouse-cookie...
Image 198378   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
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