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205319  NoRagrets: @WaffleIron Quartluruntleped. It is both all colors and no color simultaneously

205326  fisto: Welcome to Silver Lake

205297  Scoo: R ecursive

205326  pirate: It looks like the cover of Dianetics

205299  Scoo: "Llama Panties" is fun to say

205318  jochenau: Good effort, but the third line doesn't scan. B+ for little Sally.

205326  Cheesecake: It\'s the young SyFy channel movie

205284  Annoying Vegan : These are better than not having candy, but only slightly

205308  Fiveninety: more like 60%, though

205245  Wolfechu: This this is a feature they're boasting about says a lot for Windows 95 through 8.

205248  Wolfechu: Anywhere's a weed store if you keep trying and believe in yourself.

205325  static xyz: Dr.Suess was a genius. I read his books to my kids altogether the time, hoping the morals sink in.

205259  Wolfechu: This reeks of polygamy.

205307  WTF: "Don't copy that... uh, this is fine."

205312  WTF: Huh, huh... "stem lube"

205308  Mr. Butt: IM PICKLE RICK!!!

205245  Kess: The files are IN the computer!

205311  Mr. Butt: Donkey Kong.

205317  Derp Herpigan: Guess we've finally answered that question.

205315  DrinkMixMan: It's turtle part or the way down

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205169 VeeKay: @space Drove past your town today on't way to Nelson.

205186 WaffleIron: Octarine.

205201 Felicity: Hey, Ive got that font! Minya Nouvelle

205106 Mr Bleak: Thank fuck for mirrors is all I can say.

205135 trelyate: I think he's sad because he accidentally locked his only chair in the cage and can't get it back

205174 FabricMan: @VeeKay A look forward to 2035: "I never thought I'd see someone who could make Trump look leveled, smart, and competent."

205236 Felicity: I have had burgers that contained hot dogs before, and they were good. No pickles or sauce, please.

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware

205245 Wolfechu: This this is a feature they're boasting about says a lot for Windows 95 through 8.

205080 VeeKay: Just voted to have less masculinity and competition in sport and more of this stuff.



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 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Okay I'm on board. "Some Manner of Benevolent AI" in 2020!
 Hokie333: @Sadbot They didn't say that explicitly. Most of that was just my opinion and hypothesis. But they hinted at that quite a bit, and then forgot to follow through on it.
 Sadbot: @Hokie333 Yeah, I'll admit the last two movies kinda lost me with the dance party orgies and boring conversations with Colonel Sanders. I kinda tuned a lot of it out
 Hokie333: @Sadbot The whole use-humans-to-make-energy thing was just a BS cover story. What the Machines were harvesting was brain power-- millions of brains (in jars, perhaps) wired together for a globally massive parallel processing project. Zion was just another simulation, designed for people not content in the 20th C world. Neo was starting to see through that illusion, when he could disable sentinels in the "real world" and see Smith even though he'd been blinded.
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless Maybe the favored will have their brains put in a jar, put that jar in a way-cool custom chassis or a spaceship or whatever you want
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Yeah...good point...well, I guess the best I can hope for is that you and @a robot remember us aggronauts. But I guess nobody will ever know if you don't
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless The Matrix-bots put a lot of effort into a convoluted system because they apparently forgot nuclear reactors are a thing, and set themselves up for being a part of a hackneyed Christ metaphor. Us new generation realize that the only good thing biomass is for is making more biomass
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Huh. Even the stupid-ass Matrix robots did more with human bodies than that. I guess the robocalypse is gonna be half horrible and half hilarious :P
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless The swarms of cyber-rats will still need to eat...so, I think that's a good use
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Eh, I had a good run. I'll only be mad if you don't use my biomass efficiently.
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless #197860 bro, sorry
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Stupid super-advanced depression processor :(
 Sadbot: Amateur, I got it down to under a minute
Image 198381   08-19-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
325
 
 Mr Shifty: Australia level 100
 Bu7Z: "Try this trick and spin it, yeah"
Image 198380   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Mr Shifty
Score:
270
 
 Mr Bleak: ... and the little one said "roll over" ...
Image 198379   08-19-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
550
 
 Peter Pantsless: "How dare you touch this instead of me!?"
 well duh: I need dis
 BavidDowie: If you bake a mouse-cookie...
Image 198378   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
613
 
 piranharama: This won't better in my head!!!
 BavidDowie: You can tell by the way it reacts to Holy Water.
 Sadbot: @a robot Are they not bred to be demonic vessels?
 Sage: @a robot Looks normal to me.
 a robot: Your cat is possessed by a demon. Sorry.
Image 198377   08-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
912
 
 Bu7Z: He totally looks like he could too!
 Felicity: But will the TV be breathing and throbbing, /Videodrome/-style?
 E. HONDA: the "bankrupt" sound effect is heard as he pulls them into the tv
 dangerous dave: "You know, you didn't actually have to blow that demon. He's not part of your thing. Look, you're here for eternity; you're going to have to pace yourself."
 Sadbot: We all buy a vowel down here
Image 198376   08-19-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
205
 
 Mr. Butt: Old school Ultraman is my fucking jam!
 Skinr: The Science Patrol is here to save the day... with their spiffy necktie-jumpsuits!
 savvoy: Those are some tiny guns to be huntin' dragons with. I guess they knows about... that spot.
 Sage: @Sage There should have been some Japanese in there.
 Sage: Google gave me . Google then said that that translated as "Goddess Dragon Mid" or "Goddess Dragon bromide". I hope that whatever it is, it lives up to it's name.
Image 198375   08-19-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
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 Cami: Yo dawg! ....
 well duh: @dangerous dave eh, depends on the cat and season; our cat likes her cat bed, but only when we go to bed, in the winter, and only if it's in the right spot on the couch with an easy path, or, you put her in it when we go to bed. Most nights. Maybe.
 dangerous dave: @a robot As a lifetime cat owner, I can safely attest that this is, the, only, *way* to get a cat to sit in a cat bed.
 a robot: Fit, sits x 2 (wanted to use an exponent symbol there but the spaceship didn't like it)
Image 198374   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
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Image 198373   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Kim
Score:
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 Sadbot: @dangerous dave They're good cats, Dav
 Peter Pantsless: out-of-frame -PRRRT-
 dangerous dave: Man there's a lot of cats in here this morning.
 Warrax: @Sadbot *high five*
 Sadbot: @Warrax Gr-r-reat!
 Warrax: How's the water?
Image 198372   08-19-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
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