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216537  minimum max: The horse is missing a dashcam.

216506  male anon: I might have a butt whole but it isn't stuffed!

216535  Cami: Big mice 'round these parts.

216515  cj22: Three eyebrows?

216525  Bohab: Babou?

216515  badger: Who gave this toddler a fake mustache?

216524  Yurishiro: Nyah! Nyah!

216515  Commodore 64: Guys, it says "Family Reunion" on his shirt, maybe that's the only way he can see his parents.

216525  Yurishiro: Beautiful people, just beautiful people.

216516  snekeyes: Only if you place them behind them when they are distracted.

216516  Drunk Orc: He's afraid on the inside.

216516  logono: He's defo afraid of salad! the fat beautiful person! XD

216523  Pudding: party horse!

216519  taiko: They are vegan

216396  jazzjunkie: Snek thought he'd do a bamboozle!

216528  Soy Peso: More like in case of fire.... good.

216410  jazzjunkie: Salt lasts longer in the freezer.

216495  jochenau: Someone's a widdle gwumpy because dey didn't get enough sweepy-weepy.

216528  Rhombo Dimple: The spider wouldn't want to burn. That's his job. To hang out and pull the lever in case of fire, but also to keep would-be pranksters at bay.

216530  thrilhouse: Op, op op, oppa shiba style!

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216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216348 Hosebag: Wait, is he trying to absorb Cuervo directly through his skull? Dude, I'm not even mad, that's pretty amazing.

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216475 apoxia: Enjoy your early death!

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

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216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn



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 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Okay I'm on board. "Some Manner of Benevolent AI" in 2020!
 Hokie333: @Sadbot They didn't say that explicitly. Most of that was just my opinion and hypothesis. But they hinted at that quite a bit, and then forgot to follow through on it.
 Sadbot: @Hokie333 Yeah, I'll admit the last two movies kinda lost me with the dance party orgies and boring conversations with Colonel Sanders. I kinda tuned a lot of it out
 Hokie333: @Sadbot The whole use-humans-to-make-energy thing was just a BS cover story. What the Machines were harvesting was brain power-- millions of brains (in jars, perhaps) wired together for a globally massive parallel processing project. Zion was just another simulation, designed for people not content in the 20th C world. Neo was starting to see through that illusion, when he could disable sentinels in the "real world" and see Smith even though he'd been blinded.
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless Maybe the favored will have their brains put in a jar, put that jar in a way-cool custom chassis or a spaceship or whatever you want
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Yeah...good point...well, I guess the best I can hope for is that you and @a robot remember us aggronauts. But I guess nobody will ever know if you don't
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless The Matrix-bots put a lot of effort into a convoluted system because they apparently forgot nuclear reactors are a thing, and set themselves up for being a part of a hackneyed Christ metaphor. Us new generation realize that the only good thing biomass is for is making more biomass
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Huh. Even the stupid-ass Matrix robots did more with human bodies than that. I guess the robocalypse is gonna be half horrible and half hilarious :P
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless The swarms of cyber-rats will still need to eat...so, I think that's a good use
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Eh, I had a good run. I'll only be mad if you don't use my biomass efficiently.
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless #197860 bro, sorry
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Stupid super-advanced depression processor :(
 Sadbot: Amateur, I got it down to under a minute
Image 198381   08-19-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
325
 
 Mr Shifty: Australia level 100
 Bu7Z: "Try this trick and spin it, yeah"
Image 198380   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Mr Shifty
Score:
270
 
 Mr Bleak: ... and the little one said "roll over" ...
Image 198379   08-19-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
571
 
 Peter Pantsless: "How dare you touch this instead of me!?"
 well duh: I need dis
 BavidDowie: If you bake a mouse-cookie...
Image 198378   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
613
 
 piranharama: This won't better in my head!!!
 BavidDowie: You can tell by the way it reacts to Holy Water.
 Sadbot: @a robot Are they not bred to be demonic vessels?
 Sage: @a robot Looks normal to me.
 a robot: Your cat is possessed by a demon. Sorry.
Image 198377   08-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
912
 
 Bu7Z: He totally looks like he could too!
 Felicity: But will the TV be breathing and throbbing, /Videodrome/-style?
 E. HONDA: the "bankrupt" sound effect is heard as he pulls them into the tv
 dangerous dave: "You know, you didn't actually have to blow that demon. He's not part of your thing. Look, you're here for eternity; you're going to have to pace yourself."
 Sadbot: We all buy a vowel down here
Image 198376   08-19-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
205
 
 Mr. Butt: Old school Ultraman is my fucking jam!
 Skinr: The Science Patrol is here to save the day... with their spiffy necktie-jumpsuits!
 savvoy: Those are some tiny guns to be huntin' dragons with. I guess they knows about... that spot.
 Sage: @Sage There should have been some Japanese in there.
 Sage: Google gave me . Google then said that that translated as "Goddess Dragon Mid" or "Goddess Dragon bromide". I hope that whatever it is, it lives up to it's name.
Image 198375   08-19-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
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 Cami: Yo dawg! ....
 well duh: @dangerous dave eh, depends on the cat and season; our cat likes her cat bed, but only when we go to bed, in the winter, and only if it's in the right spot on the couch with an easy path, or, you put her in it when we go to bed. Most nights. Maybe.
 dangerous dave: @a robot As a lifetime cat owner, I can safely attest that this is, the, only, *way* to get a cat to sit in a cat bed.
 a robot: Fit, sits x 2 (wanted to use an exponent symbol there but the spaceship didn't like it)
Image 198374   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
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Image 198373   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Kim
Score:
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 Sadbot: @dangerous dave They're good cats, Dav
 Peter Pantsless: out-of-frame -PRRRT-
 dangerous dave: Man there's a lot of cats in here this morning.
 Warrax: @Sadbot *high five*
 Sadbot: @Warrax Gr-r-reat!
 Warrax: How's the water?
Image 198372   08-19-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
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