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253834  Passive: I'd wear the fuck out of these

254059  Robespierre: Shit seen

254037  Korrok: Korrok approves.

254042  a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!

254043  a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical

253254  Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!

253260  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Surprisingly, everyone expected them - they gave you a months notice that they were coming...

253262  Mr Bleak: Romanes eunt domus!

253961  necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253964  necronomicon: If my calculations are correct, when this baby his 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious shit

253286  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.

254041  Annoying Vegan : @sparename Cannibal Orphan is my new metal band.

254011  a sedated moose: It's that chalk?

254032  Not A Bot: 'Where's the Lalafells? You promised Lalafells!"

254026  Mad Collager: Well, they both have eggs in them.

254031  Mad Collager: We cannot adjust your volume to the desired level because we have a latitude problem.

254032  Mad Collager: ,,,,,chameleon, ...

254022  Joseph: I ordered two sandwiches yesterday, waited for 45 minutes and never got them then walked out without being angry. It's a store, there's no need to lose your shit just find a better store next time.

254051  Peter Pantsless: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

254052  jochenau: This case is alright, but why are people generally so bad at censoring out private info? Is the rectangle tool not a thing anymore?

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253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253786 BavidDowie: Horny moms choose stiff

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke



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 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Okay I'm on board. "Some Manner of Benevolent AI" in 2020!
 Hokie333: @Sadbot They didn't say that explicitly. Most of that was just my opinion and hypothesis. But they hinted at that quite a bit, and then forgot to follow through on it.
 Sadbot: @Hokie333 Yeah, I'll admit the last two movies kinda lost me with the dance party orgies and boring conversations with Colonel Sanders. I kinda tuned a lot of it out
 Hokie333: @Sadbot The whole use-humans-to-make-energy thing was just a BS cover story. What the Machines were harvesting was brain power-- millions of brains (in jars, perhaps) wired together for a globally massive parallel processing project. Zion was just another simulation, designed for people not content in the 20th C world. Neo was starting to see through that illusion, when he could disable sentinels in the "real world" and see Smith even though he'd been blinded.
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless Maybe the favored will have their brains put in a jar, put that jar in a way-cool custom chassis or a spaceship or whatever you want
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Yeah...good point...well, I guess the best I can hope for is that you and @a robot remember us aggronauts. But I guess nobody will ever know if you don't
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless The Matrix-bots put a lot of effort into a convoluted system because they apparently forgot nuclear reactors are a thing, and set themselves up for being a part of a hackneyed Christ metaphor. Us new generation realize that the only good thing biomass is for is making more biomass
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Huh. Even the stupid-ass Matrix robots did more with human bodies than that. I guess the robocalypse is gonna be half horrible and half hilarious :P
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless The swarms of cyber-rats will still need to eat...so, I think that's a good use
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Eh, I had a good run. I'll only be mad if you don't use my biomass efficiently.
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless #197860 bro, sorry
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Stupid super-advanced depression processor :(
 Sadbot: Amateur, I got it down to under a minute
Image 198381   08-19-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
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 Mr Shifty: Australia level 100
 Bu7Z: "Try this trick and spin it, yeah"
Image 198380   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Mr Shifty
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: ... and the little one said "roll over" ...
Image 198379   08-19-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: "How dare you touch this instead of me!?"
 well duh: I need dis
 BavidDowie: If you bake a mouse-cookie...
Image 198378   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
639
 
 piranharama: This won't better in my head!!!
 BavidDowie: You can tell by the way it reacts to Holy Water.
 Sadbot: @a robot Are they not bred to be demonic vessels?
 Sage: @a robot Looks normal to me.
 a robot: Your cat is possessed by a demon. Sorry.
Image 198377   08-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
912
 
 Bu7Z: He totally looks like he could too!
 DJSnoopMike: But will the TV be breathing and throbbing, /Videodrome/-style?
 E. HONDA: the "bankrupt" sound effect is heard as he pulls them into the tv
 dangerous dave: "You know, you didn't actually have to blow that demon. He's not part of your thing. Look, you're here for eternity; you're going to have to pace yourself."
 Sadbot: We all buy a vowel down here
Image 198376   08-19-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
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 Mr. Butt: Old school Ultraman is my fucking jam!
 Skinr: The Science Patrol is here to save the day... with their spiffy necktie-jumpsuits!
 savvoy: Those are some tiny guns to be huntin' dragons with. I guess they knows about... that spot.
 Sage: @Sage There should have been some Japanese in there.
 Sage: Google gave me . Google then said that that translated as "Goddess Dragon Mid" or "Goddess Dragon bromide". I hope that whatever it is, it lives up to it's name.
Image 198375   08-19-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
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 Cami: Yo dawg! ....
 well duh: @dangerous dave eh, depends on the cat and season; our cat likes her cat bed, but only when we go to bed, in the winter, and only if it's in the right spot on the couch with an easy path, or, you put her in it when we go to bed. Most nights. Maybe.
 dangerous dave: @a robot As a lifetime cat owner, I can safely attest that this is, the, only, *way* to get a cat to sit in a cat bed.
 a robot: Fit, sits x 2 (wanted to use an exponent symbol there but the spaceship didn't like it)
Image 198374   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
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Image 198373   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Kim
Score:
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 Sadbot: @dangerous dave They're good cats, Dav
 Peter Pantsless: out-of-frame -PRRRT-
 dangerous dave: Man there's a lot of cats in here this morning.
 Warrax: @Sadbot *high five*
 Sadbot: @Warrax Gr-r-reat!
 Warrax: How's the water?
Image 198372   08-19-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
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