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254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

254169  brian greene: i would

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.



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whaleshark uploaded 253807 (882 points)
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Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
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 6. Gomi Day: 2685 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
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10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. Soviette: 1743 points
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14. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
15. dirtstick: 1609 points
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Score:
883
 
 tib gubb: still a good dog.
 El Barto: Terrible breath.
Image 198240   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
496
 
 DangitBobby: Damn, a pompadour AND. a mullet?
 Warrax: "Yea, I fucked this guy's neck all up. Who-who-who's next, bitches?"
 savvoy: "In order to entice him to return, I style my hair to resemble a prey animal."
 Amy Housewine: The owl had trained his human to perform rudimentary tricks for the edification of the crowd.
 WTF: "There are three rules to training barn owls."
 Mr. Shine: @Dr. Bathroom His real name is BOB.
 Dr. Bathroom: @ASTER I think Joe Dirt, here, was going for the alliteration.
 ASTER: That's not a Barn Owl you piece of shit!!
 Ulillillia: Kenny Powers loves owls
Image 198239   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
620
 
 BavidDowie: From the makers of the "Struggle Bus" comes the Fail Pail
 piranharama: Cats always look at you like you just asked them for a lift.
 Shay: The bucket of shame.
 Derp Herpigan: Catsinbuckets.com
 duckfarts: THAT'S RIGHT CAT, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU STARE AT ME WHEN I TAKE A SHIT
 Scoo: Fits, sits, still not fulfilled
 tib gubb: "i tried my best but really there's nothing i can do against the grass."
 Mr. Shine: @ASTER "My life has gone to pot."
 ASTER: Once in a while cats will sit in a really stupid place and look dejected about it.
Image 198238   08-19-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
35
 
 grizzly: Faaarrrtt
 flying sheep: I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I'm blue
Image 198237   08-19-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
275
 
 Zampano: when your buddy said you should pop a nug in his grinder, thats not what was meant
 Mr Shifty: When you smoked so much great stuff you develop brain damage and try smoking chicken nugs.
 tib gubb: is there a way that nasa could insatiable urge to visit a giant asteroid into colliding with the earth?
 Bu7Z: Wrong
Image 198236   08-19-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
825
 
 Amy Housewine: "I'm stuck up here, call the fire brigade!" said Kitty.
 ASTER: Firemen: friends of animals Cops: make animals go near bombs and drugs
 piranharama: Firemen get all the p... *ahem*
Image 198235   08-19-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
136
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: your condoms expired.
 sparename: Goes with defeated garlic and downtrodden basil
 ASTER: Put some cheese on my dick. Put some mushrooms on my dick.
Image 198234   08-19-17   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
197
 
 the snark: Off-camera, Rorschach dies
 savvoy: Works like a greenhouse... until the snow covers the glass.
Image 198233   08-19-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
286
 
 Air Biscuit: Undertale sequel going in a weird new direction.
 Shay: This Care Bear is weird.
 Not A Bot: That kid is a poseur. Kid his ass Justin!
 WTF: It's a trap, run ET! You're next on his trophy list!
Image 198232   08-19-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
161
 
 square44: telephone tag
 maura: What animal is that?
 Niels Bohr: @E. HONDA not many people know this, but the time between receiving a call and calling a person back is always an irrational number.
 E. HONDA: when someone doesn't understand significant digits
Image 198231   08-19-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
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