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254215  dangerkeith3000: Isn't Alice supposed to be 10 or 12?

254216  dangerkeith3000: I throw up in public all the time. Like at least once a week, at least. I threw up this morning but it was in my bathroom.

254219  Amy Housewine: That's a bit too frenly, snek.

254218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha douche.

254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

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 tib gubb: time to change your corgi's batteries
 savvoy: Corgi has landed
 Donut: Cool-reflecting tile, you're my only friend now.
 dobbiesdoogs: @Annoying Vegan + for sploot
 Annoying Vegan : A very traditional sploot formation, 13/10
 Himesama: Your dog is melting.
Image 198169   08-18-17   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
 well duh: Centrifugal fetus extractor?
 Bu7Z: No mister bond, I expect you to die
 Annoying Vegan : Still beats the airlines
Image 198168   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
 DangitBobby: @Annoying Vegan Absolutely
 Annoying Vegan : @DangitBobby For some reason, the smell was very distinctive. This image is super nostalgic.
 fanny: @DangitBobby @Annoying Vegan holy shit i totally smelled them as soon as i saw this too!!
 DangitBobby: @Annoying Vegan Tbh that was the first thing that registered in my mind. Was worried I'd sound weird if i said it.
 Annoying Vegan : @DangitBobby Can't you just smell them?!
 Himesama: Glow like dat
 DangitBobby: Holy crap, i haven't seen these in years!
Image 198167   08-18-17   Uploaded by    petunias
 fanny: @Yam lol fair enough :-D
 Yam: @fanny I mean... it still sounds a little bit cute.
 fanny: @Teechur it was me :) I remember going to the ER, no rabies shot but I did get a tetanus shot. it was super scary (i'm fine with squirrels these days ;) i remember when i pushed it off the first time it flew a few yards away... i couldn't believe it sprinted right back up my leg to my face
 spacedawg: Thats why a friend of mine calls them rats with better hairdressers
 Teechur: @fanny Holy crap! Did that happen to you? You must have been terrified! Did you have to get rabies shots or anything?
 fanny: @Yam yeah until you're like 9 and your grandma says "could you see what that is on the porch there?" and it turns out it's a squirrel nest with babies and the moms super pissed so she climbs up your legs and starts to claw your face so you push it off, screaming like crazy, but that mama squirrels not done with you she climbs right back up your leg and continues to screech and claw at your face until Hank the neighbor comes over with a broom and a milk crate and tries to capture it.
 Yam: RADRADRADRAD I love squirrels.
 lavender: Cute bathroom attendant
Image 198166   08-18-17   Uploaded by    celtic
 Cami: Someone is looking at this and touching themselves.
 DangitBobby: Someone missed their flight to Miami
 Donut: Dress for the job you want...or have...or...can you really see out of that thing, lady?
 Shay: *grumble* Laughing cow my ass *grumble*
Image 198165   08-18-17   Uploaded by    sumo
 DangitBobby: Almost like it's channeling the very hungry caterpillar
Image 198164   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
 Zampano: @sparename i used to use a pill bottle. also, if you go into hobby stores, you can find small corked glass jars. Those are especially popular and almost entirely smell-proof
 sparename: Now that 35mm film tubs are getting rare and they don't have the little yellow Kinder Egg pots, how do Americans store their weed?
 Dick Inspector: @Side Boob They are available in some places in the US. Try European delis.
 fanny: @Side Boob you can get them... there are a few European speciality stores around me that have them.
 Side Boob: I really wish Kinder Eggs were available in the US. RAD for Kinder Egg. RAD for flintlock
 Himesama: My mother in law snuck some in completely on accident.Thank you Mexican Sam's club!!
 DangitBobby: @Ulillillia you can if you put it in the freezer long enough
 DangitBobby: @Donut suicide is punishable by death.
 Donut: It's illegal to eat a gun here too.
 NoRagrets: That's easy. You can't really fit a whole gun up your ass.
 Ulillillia: Can't defend muh property with a Kinder egg
Image 198163   08-18-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
 cahuatijo: @apoxia but pregnency is deadly.
 square44: @apoxia but is it tasty???
 tib gubb: ... i think i'll pass. thanks.
 apoxia: BTW, pregnancy is not pathological.
 apoxia: Sounds like a great place to work.
 PenguinBartender: Alternate: "I say 'Gee doc, I'm in a big hurry. Can I just leave my underwear?'"
 Side Boob: What does this taste like to you?
 Warrax: I have... something here. You can tell me what it is?
 PenguinBartender: I AM SEMAN. I COME FROM THE SEA. I NEED TESTING. FOR -- YOU KNOW -- *cough* crabs.
 square44: finally, my etc is killing me
 DangitBobby: @Knice lol
 Ulillillia: Om Nom Nom Health
 Knice: I don't like this rainbow. :-(
Image 198162   08-18-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
 tib gubb: this space jam is weird
 Hokie333: "For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet Earth, but now..."
 depression: Steven Seagal and Tony Curtis had a baby
Image 198161   08-18-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
 Vault Dweller: Rad for Ed Wood crossdressing as a nurse smoking a cigarette inside a giant amoeba inside a giant wig
Image 198160   08-18-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
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