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268758  San DoDo: There has been a terrible mix up

268766  San DoDo: @square44 5 6 7 8!

268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

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3. tib gubb
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5. Knice
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7. VeeKay
8. Annoying Vegan
9. Side Boob
10. Dr Awkward



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268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan



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bad tony uploaded 268318 (1073 points)
wordjones uploaded 268273 (1005 points)
beyardo uploaded 268340 (955 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (934 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (874 points)
nuke em uploaded 268597 (816 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (799 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)


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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3289 points
 3. Side Boob: 2490 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2237 points
 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. beyardo: 1431 points
15. amputator: 1421 points
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 fink: @Robespierre im dead...
 HairyNips: My name's Dewey; how ya doon'?
 Ulillillia: Get in, loser, we're using commas correctly today.
Image 198080   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
635
 
 Donut: Hee hee...loopholes.
 Christina: Not a dog.
 Prostata: goats don't give a fuck
 Kevin II: Get along little doggie.
Image 198079   08-18-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
194
 
 tib gubb: well it better learn to understand the language of my fist!
 craftjunk: First they replace text with icons...
 Spazstatic: Bender Bending Rodrigues, kill humans, all, start.
 addend: "Your name, collate and staple, one, start."
 Amy Housewine: [Walkie-talkie] Message received, copy. [/walkie-talkie]
 Sadbot: Finally, what used to take a few button presses now takes a few minutes of frustrated enunciation
 Meow: Would be a good prank but for one thing. Users can't read
 Christina: Good! Now they expect us to talk to a photocopier.
 FabricMan: To calibrate the command module to your voice, repeat the phrase, "I'm a little fat girl" until the copier gives a confirmation.
Image 198078   08-18-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
300
 
 Jeffrat: This picture is garbage without the shot of her face when she turns around.
 White Rice: Just helping to stretch out those toes.
 Prostata: do you want athlete's hand? 'cause this is how you get athlete's hand
 Peach: I love ewww.
Image 198077   08-18-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
599
 
 Jonananathan: Its like shes not even speaking cat
 Not A Bot:
 Sadbot: Cats only want attention when you're playing video games or sitting on the toilet
Image 198076   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
237
 
 Wumph Morms: They were only half-baked.
 VoR: Optical illusion?
 a robot: Ok.
Image 198075   08-18-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
500
 
 DogsRGreat: Cave people have rooftop garden.
 tib gubb: don't make me bring this thing over there!
 Not A Bot: I once had a blanket that said turn inside out to wash
Image 198074   08-18-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
158
 
 Niels Bohr: Winter cannot drive out the snow. Only shoveling can do that.
 Annoying Vegan : Our Lady of Perpetual Shoveling
Image 198073   08-18-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
332
 
 savvoy: Thank you so much, honey. For all your hard work, and for letting me know to stay at work until Daisy gets better.
 Dreforian: Your Wife 2m ago - I'm going to send you 5 texts in 1m. PREPARE YOURSELF.
 Ulillillia: youtu.be/…
 Fancy Clown: Grandma Daisy
 Scoo: What kind of asshole has their wife in their phone as "Your Wife"?
 skillet: How juicy?
 WTF: Plot twist: Your wife is speaking in the third person.
 static xyz: Running commentary..
Image 198072   08-18-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
289
 
 SlapDaddy72: break on through to the other psyde
Image 198071   08-18-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
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