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228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

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228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.



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10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
12. greg: 1948 points
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Score:
909
 
 jochenau: These would make great song lyrics.
 grizzly: I too have a hard time fitting my thoughts into a haiku.
 funny in the wall: sounds like trump debating
 kinggheedra: Why can i look at this note, know nothing about the situation, and know beyond a shadow of a doubt that this is accurate?
 SunWukong: Lady park like asshole.
 Ulillillia: signed, Kahn Souphanousinphone
Image 197698   08-16-17   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
227
 
 Mr. Shine: Sexy Regalia?
Image 197697   08-16-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
218
 
 Wet farts: D I S Q U A L I F I E D
 Air Biscuit: INCOMING MOVIE!!
 dangerkeith3000: Satellite of Love
 wolfpk: Prepare to fire
Image 197696   08-16-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
546
 
 tib gubb: the solution is obviously to get a bigger glass
 Queen K: #functioning
 grizzly: @funny in the wall us winos over here agree!
 funny in the wall: @grizzly oh yeah, they're ok. i was just saying it does not feel as shitty as buying an extra large wine bottle. the latter, in my experience, do not tend to contain good wine
 grizzly: @funny in the wall and they aren't half bad. We have 3 bota boxes at all times.
 funny in the wall: @Scoo black box wines are considered almost classy in colorado
 Scoo: I have a set of 2 wine glasses that are 750 ml each. I have to make the choice each time I want to use them both: look super ghetto by buying a 1.5 L wine, or awkwardly open two regular bottles. Eh, who cares, let's get drunk!
 Yam: Something something one glass a day something something
Image 197695   08-16-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
393
 
 Teechur: My brother stood at a urinal next to the one I was using and said, "This is where all the dicks hang out." I laughed so hard I almost peed on myself!
 Not A Bot: "As you can see" the Stormfrontor explained "Being a smart, white man is still a ghastly burden."
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo "I leave it in your hands"
 kinggheedra: @Knice omg an old man told me a pee joke in a bathroom a little too small for two people and it literally killed me. I am now a ghost.
 Scoo: Next time, try it at the the urinal
 Knice: Please do not talk to me in the bathroom.
Image 197694   08-16-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
654
 
 well duh: C&H #1911
 Felicity: If pear-shaped bodies are sexy, waitll they get a load of me
 Peach: Ugh, get a shower, your ass is ripe.
 Science: Stupid sexy pear.
 dangerkeith3000: #BUTTS
 bug: I like big fruits and I cannot lie.
 Scoo: That pear, tho
 Mad Collager: This brings totally new meaning to the phrase, "Nice pair!".
 ThoughtlessGentleman: fruit too sexy? for kids?
 Knice: Buttlett
 Warrax: mississippi
 Meow: Oh my, I just really need a hobby or something...
Image 197693   08-16-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
498
 
 Mr Shifty: Box 'o' fartz
 morrissey: same here @Niels Bohr
 Synthetic Messiah: Guaranteed way of making friends.
 Donut: Before the Forbidden Zone, Krypton's worst criminals were banished to the Hotbox Cube.
 wolfpk: Exactly why could we not wear clothes?
 dangerkeith3000: @Peach hahahaha
 Scoo: Porno remake of Superman II looking decent
 Mad Collager: I said, "SONOcube", damnit!
 Spazstatic: Where is the fish?
 Niels Bohr: Bet it smells great in there.
 Peach: Oh my gaaaaawd, Jenny, quit farting in the Omnicube.
Image 197692   08-16-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
43
 
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity But can't use an SLR for toffee...
 Jennysaurus: death is certain
 Felicity: I get a good vibe from this photo. I feel like this person has a good life.
 Mr. Butt: Photography is my passion.
Image 197691   08-16-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
438
 
 Scoo: @Felicity +1000
 Felicity: Finally made it to Shell Beach
 Mad Collager: A cirrusly nice walk.
Image 197690   08-16-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Image 197689 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pront Remp. You have brought shame on us, Pront Remp.
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