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216231  fanny: Happy thanksgiving!

216236  pusha p: I looked.

216231  Psymon: Giving the Turfish a nice Menthol flavor

216232  Ulillillia: Come on and slam, and welcome to GraphJam

216231  Ulillillia: No lungs, no lung cancer

216226  VeeKay: Are you a hawk or a dove?

216236  FunkyDrunk: Hello again, Phteven.

216229  VeeKay: Indian army's heavy Vedic Infantry trooper.

216231  VeeKay: I see we're having abomination again this christmas.

216236  Mr. Skeltal: ... "My Dog Is Amazing" ...

216210  Amy Housewine: How now, translucent cow.

216167  Korrok: I can dig it.

216214  Amy Housewine: Liz gots places to be.

216217  Amy Housewine: Step one: Distract the driver by pointing and exclaiming "Look, it's the Goodyear blimp!". Step two: Siphon off all of their petrol.

216219  carpwoman: The way God intended.

216183  VeeKay: Not entirely sorry it's in a cell.

215828  magicmormon: I think his search is dead in the water, it went belly up a long time ago.

216190  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215896  carpwoman: Palpable.

216193  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

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215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216019 manlyman: That's going to hit him in the back of his head if it goes all around the moon.

216067 Joseph: I think I know, did he shout "Deal with it"?

216063 Mad Collager: If Mitch McConnell is to be believed, so is science.

216141 kazzy94: @Cami Gigabarrel is my super hero name.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?



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Score:
909
 
 jochenau: These would make great song lyrics.
 grizzly: I too have a hard time fitting my thoughts into a haiku.
 funny in the wall: sounds like trump debating
 kinggheedra: Why can i look at this note, know nothing about the situation, and know beyond a shadow of a doubt that this is accurate?
 SunWukong: Lady park like asshole.
 Ulillillia: signed, Kahn Souphanousinphone
Image 197698   08-16-17   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
227
 
 Mr. Shine: Sexy Regalia?
Image 197697   08-16-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
218
 
 Wet farts: D I S Q U A L I F I E D
 Air Biscuit: INCOMING MOVIE!!
 dangerkeith3000: Satellite of Love
 wolfpk: Prepare to fire
Image 197696   08-16-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
546
 
 tib gubb: the solution is obviously to get a bigger glass
 Queen K: #functioning
 grizzly: @funny in the wall us winos over here agree!
 funny in the wall: @grizzly oh yeah, they're ok. i was just saying it does not feel as shitty as buying an extra large wine bottle. the latter, in my experience, do not tend to contain good wine
 grizzly: @funny in the wall and they aren't half bad. We have 3 bota boxes at all times.
 funny in the wall: @Scoo black box wines are considered almost classy in colorado
 Scoo: I have a set of 2 wine glasses that are 750 ml each. I have to make the choice each time I want to use them both: look super ghetto by buying a 1.5 L wine, or awkwardly open two regular bottles. Eh, who cares, let's get drunk!
 Yam: Something something one glass a day something something
Image 197695   08-16-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
393
 
 Teechur: My brother stood at a urinal next to the one I was using and said, "This is where all the dicks hang out." I laughed so hard I almost peed on myself!
 Not A Bot: "As you can see" the Stormfrontor explained "Being a smart, white man is still a ghastly burden."
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo "I leave it in your hands"
 kinggheedra: @Knice omg an old man told me a pee joke in a bathroom a little too small for two people and it literally killed me. I am now a ghost.
 Scoo: Next time, try it at the the urinal
 Knice: Please do not talk to me in the bathroom.
Image 197694   08-16-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
654
 
 well duh: C&H #1911
 Felicity: If pear-shaped bodies are sexy, waitll they get a load of me
 Peach: Ugh, get a shower, your ass is ripe.
 Science: Stupid sexy pear.
 dangerkeith3000: #BUTTS
 bug: I like big fruits and I cannot lie.
 Scoo: That pear, tho
 Mad Collager: This brings totally new meaning to the phrase, "Nice pair!".
 ThoughtlessGentleman: fruit too sexy? for kids?
 Knice: Buttlett
 Warrax: mississippi
 Meow: Oh my, I just really need a hobby or something...
Image 197693   08-16-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
498
 
 Mr Shifty: Box 'o' fartz
 morrissey: same here @Niels Bohr
 Synthetic Messiah: Guaranteed way of making friends.
 Donut: Before the Forbidden Zone, Krypton's worst criminals were banished to the Hotbox Cube.
 wolfpk: Exactly why could we not wear clothes?
 dangerkeith3000: @Peach hahahaha
 Scoo: Porno remake of Superman II looking decent
 Mad Collager: I said, "SONOcube", damnit!
 Spazstatic: Where is the fish?
 Niels Bohr: Bet it smells great in there.
 Peach: Oh my gaaaaawd, Jenny, quit farting in the Omnicube.
Image 197692   08-16-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
43
 
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity But can't use an SLR for toffee...
 Jennysaurus: death is certain
 Felicity: I get a good vibe from this photo. I feel like this person has a good life.
 Mr. Butt: Photography is my passion.
Image 197691   08-16-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
438
 
 Scoo: @Felicity +1000
 Felicity: Finally made it to Shell Beach
 Mad Collager: A cirrusly nice walk.
Image 197690   08-16-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Image 197689 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pront Remp. Boo, Pront Remp.
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