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268597  Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268650  charlemagne: @bug you can get a gun and tonic too. looks like an energy drink

268610  WannaBee: Me too @Felicity. I joined a gym and I spend about an hour and a half there almost every day. It helps keep me from wallowing in the self-pity and despair that I've been in for the past year.

268668  Annoying Vegan : @Shay PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.

268670  SunWukong: When life gives you demons, make demonade.

268653  Not A Bot: Do Not Eat anything in that fridge

268664  SunWukong: Commenting.

268668  Shay: Looks like the scene in Young Frankenstein where Frau Blucher blocks the door *NNNNEEEEIIIIGGGHHHHH*

268665  a robot: Happy little squirrel

268668  a robot: We have something like this at work but it's just a shitty old wooden doorstop that someone wrote "Hodor" on with sharpie

268653  barfolomew: Tee hee

268665  barfolomew: I'm glad Bob Ross is getting the fame he always deserved. I'm just sad it's posthumous.

268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

268568  Felicity: Purrka

268587  Felicity: Copper

268588  Felicity: @charlemagne For a moment I thought you meant Higgins's dogs

268590  Felicity: @fanny @Teechur Let's see whether Sarah Palin calls out Donald Trump for using it

268571  tib gubb: it's not like we don't have plenty of hookers to enjoy

268593  Felicity: Aah! It's the Thing!

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268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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11. Murm Gungus: 1461 points
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Score:
832
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Cheap Dad: "It IS a puppy - this is the most special puppy they had at the store."
 duckfarts: hail satan
 addend: (Looks for a different women's imaging clinic.)
 Quackzy: Aww what an adorable picture! Look at the disgust on that other poor girl, and the puzzled fascination on the other!
 Mexico: Ana would go on to win the title of "Most Hardcore" in the preschool yearbook.
Image 197219   08-14-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
328
 
 El Barto: Damn, you must be bored as hell. Or dumb as hell...I'm obviously lawful good.
 A duck: fuck off
 DarkTeddy: Jesus probe me already. @dobbiesdoogs
 Spazstatic: So that's what the NSA looks like.
 dobbiesdoogs: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Image 197218   08-14-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
322
 
 brian greene: crap to the future
 Peach: Mr. Bean did it better.
Image 197217   08-14-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
345
 
 tib gubb: @Annoying Vegan moustache thievery is a serious offense. i reckon a duck could be incarcerated for such a crime.
 Annoying Vegan : @tib gubb Especially if that mustache is yours, and you have no idea how it got it
 addend: "Aha! This one's a fake."
 tib gubb: there is nothing scarier than a swan with a moustache
 ASTER: There is no space below their nose but above their mouth. It can not be done.
Image 197216   08-14-17   Uploaded by    canada
Image 197215 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Lumb Blombus. Boo, Lumb Blombus.
Score:
306
 
 tib gubb: ominous sign is ominous
 Peach: shape up or ship out
Image 197214   08-14-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
681
 
 Dick Inspector: We did have a pretty great end of the world bbq at my house, though.
 Mr. Lizard: @square44 We forgot to carry the xiptlec
 nuke em: Are we sure?
 XLY: But it did, we're just all in a weird mass Jacob's ladder type of situation
 Peach: Come on, guys! If we all work together we can get the apocalypse back course!
 Taters: This is your warning
 square44: @dobbiesdoogs the Mayans weren't wrong, we just miscalculated
 dobbiesdoogs: don't worry, we're making up for lost time
Image 197213   08-14-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
254
 
 Mr Bleak: OK, so that's CTRL+C done, now for CTRL+V...
 Peach: Yo mama so dumb she sends screenshots by fax.
Image 197212   08-13-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
462
 
 grizzly: Where are my testicles, Summer?
 Scoo: What's that, girl? Timmy fell down a well, so you vaporized him?
 tib gubb: i heard you was being mean to my person
Image 197211   08-13-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
428
 
 Jabberwikket: Dickmonalds ! That's genius
 static xyz: Moomy
 RainbowTornado: Cows are people too
 RainbowTornado: Cows are people too
Image 197210   08-13-17   Uploaded by    canada
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