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268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

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2. VeeKay
3. Not A Bot
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5. tib gubb
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8. ignatz
9. Shay
10. Knice



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (934 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
nuke em uploaded 268597 (844 points)
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Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (725 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (705 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (701 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3363 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2309 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2264 points
 5. Shay: 1920 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
 9. beyardo: 1507 points
10. frenk: 1499 points
11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
12. poetrysucks: 1470 points
13. Sydney: 1447 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1384 points
15. blablabla: 1363 points
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 brian greene: crap to the future
 Peach: Mr. Bean did it better.
Image 197217   08-14-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
345
 
 tib gubb: @Annoying Vegan moustache thievery is a serious offense. i reckon a duck could be incarcerated for such a crime.
 Annoying Vegan : @tib gubb Especially if that mustache is yours, and you have no idea how it got it
 addend: "Aha! This one's a fake."
 tib gubb: there is nothing scarier than a swan with a moustache
 ASTER: There is no space below their nose but above their mouth. It can not be done.
Image 197216   08-14-17   Uploaded by    canada
Image 197215 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Lumb Blombus. Your image was bad, Lumb Blombus.
Score:
306
 
 tib gubb: ominous sign is ominous
 Peach: shape up or ship out
Image 197214   08-14-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
681
 
 Dick Inspector: We did have a pretty great end of the world bbq at my house, though.
 Mr. Lizard: @square44 We forgot to carry the xiptlec
 nuke em: Are we sure?
 XLY: But it did, we're just all in a weird mass Jacob's ladder type of situation
 Peach: Come on, guys! If we all work together we can get the apocalypse back course!
 Taters: This is your warning
 square44: @dobbiesdoogs the Mayans weren't wrong, we just miscalculated
 dobbiesdoogs: don't worry, we're making up for lost time
Image 197213   08-14-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
254
 
 Mr Bleak: OK, so that's CTRL+C done, now for CTRL+V...
 Peach: Yo mama so dumb she sends screenshots by fax.
Image 197212   08-13-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
462
 
 grizzly: Where are my testicles, Summer?
 Scoo: What's that, girl? Timmy fell down a well, so you vaporized him?
 tib gubb: i heard you was being mean to my person
Image 197211   08-13-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
428
 
 Jabberwikket: Dickmonalds ! That's genius
 static xyz: Moomy
 RainbowTornado: Cows are people too
 RainbowTornado: Cows are people too
Image 197210   08-13-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
197
 
 someguy: Cat spotted
 Rocky XLVII: His hand look like angry man
 ASTER: Dril's cousin.
Image 197209   08-13-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
344
 
 poetrysucks: Somebody's casbah is about to get rocked.
 Ihminen: It's not like its any worse really...
 Bu7Z: @Urn BooUrn I was gonna say monster, close enough
 Urn BooUrn: You absolute bastard.
 brutal: I did this as a prank in... 1995 or so?
 Sadbot: Subverting expectations is the basis of comedy, so...this is great
 Peach: @White Rice Plus you get minty-fresh toots.
 White Rice: See, this way you can clean your chompers while having cookies; it's a win-win idea!
Image 197208   08-13-17   Uploaded by    maura
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