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268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

268822  BavidDowie: checks out

268828  bug: I hope you choose to dance with a strap-on.

268819  Teechur: I have to shovel a spot for Bella the WonderDog. She's only a foot tall, so snow of any height is cold on her parts.

268832  Side Boob: Which one of those is in penguin?

268831  Side Boob: Hi Cooper!

268828  WannaBee: Looks like it's missing a pole.

268787  Side Boob: Nucular reactor?

268829  BavidDowie: Has pieces of real corn nuts in it

268830  ThoughtlessGentleman: your first mistake was going to church. the second was thinking you had anything worth stealing.

268837  sparename: Robopiles

268798  lecj07: That's Craig! Haven't you heard the song?

268807  Side Boob: @Knice Tight Nuts is mine :P

268803  lecj07: Model builders and set builders have far more self control than me. I would Godzilla that shit.

268807  lecj07: No way they didn't know what they were doing.

268824  Side Boob: It's not a religion so much as a cult. That I'm in. *send help*

268830  fanny: praise the lord!

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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Score:
462
 
 grizzly: Where are my testicles, Summer?
 Scoo: What's that, girl? Timmy fell down a well, so you vaporized him?
 tib gubb: i heard you was being mean to my person
Image 197211   08-13-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
428
 
 Jabberwikket: Dickmonalds ! That's genius
 static xyz: Moomy
 RainbowTornado: Cows are people too
 RainbowTornado: Cows are people too
Image 197210   08-13-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
197
 
 someguy: Cat spotted
 Rocky XLVII: His hand look like angry man
 ASTER: Dril's cousin.
Image 197209   08-13-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
344
 
 poetrysucks: Somebody's casbah is about to get rocked.
 Ihminen: It's not like its any worse really...
 Bu7Z: @Urn BooUrn I was gonna say monster, close enough
 Urn BooUrn: You absolute bastard.
 brutal: I did this as a prank in... 1995 or so?
 Sadbot: Subverting expectations is the basis of comedy, so...this is great
 Peach: @White Rice Plus you get minty-fresh toots.
 White Rice: See, this way you can clean your chompers while having cookies; it's a win-win idea!
Image 197208   08-13-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
262
 
 kornisjon: 9 puddle?! This is serious.
 Science: Hey bro, I'm too high to realize that the puddle is condensation from your AC. Peace!
 Spazstatic: I thought it was a jam session. Like playing an instrument in the garage
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit son, it's been raining. There are puddles all over the place.
 Peach: @White Rice I feel informed now! Thank you.
 White Rice: @Peach @Wet farts a sesh, if the lingo hasn't changed (and it's ALWAYS changing...stupid lingo) is going & getting high (at least that was my understanding of it). So, dude was smoking, saw the car puddle, left note because he didn't know if it was water or oil or gas or any other mystery car fluid they couldn't identify. Hooray for a concerned rando.
 Flarmie: @Peach I think it refers to the Attorney General?
 Peach: Is "having a sesh", like, a drug thing? Or a sex thing? Or a sports thing? Or...
 tib gubb: a puddle under your car dude
 Wet farts: A what?
Image 197207   08-13-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
281
 
 Jabberwikket: You'd be amazed what doors are opened for you with a crayon complextion
 courtney: Self-image issues?
 kornisjon: Me too.
 grizzly: Well, it really can't be that ba...OH MY GOD!
 addend: @Mr. Butt "...I am Willy Loman, and you are Biff Loman!"
 Mr. Butt: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL
Image 197206   08-13-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
416
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: FRESH 2 DEF
 Amy Housewine: @Mr Shifty You don't say.
 Mr Shifty: There's a chain of do-it-yourself stores called Homebase in the UK. They are shit too.
 gorilla: They have that perfect mixture of non-offensive catchy rap and rhymes that 4 out of 5 white moms approve of.
 time is wastin: Who'd a thunk that Will Smith would have become such a star...
 Amy Housewine: In the combined garden centre and DIY shop is where I spent most of my days.
 Scoo: Parents just don't understand
Image 197205   08-13-17   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
325
 
 SpaceCow: Our great grandparents had to want to monthly woodcuts. Never forget.
 addend: On the bright side, the pic below looks relatively unblurred.
Image 197204   08-13-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
224
 
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre (Complements from my pet ant.)
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre "Ain't no one."
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre "Ain't no one fucks with tiny hippo."
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre "And shanked the tiny raven's tiny bitch ass."
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre "...climbed up the tiny oak tree..."
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre "...crossed through the tiny valley..."
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre "So, the next day, he walked up the tiny mountain..."
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre "This made tiny hippo very sad, but he decided that he would be brave."
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre "Then, one day tiny raven swooped down and stole the tiny train"
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre "He loved that train, and they went everywhere together, laughing and playing all throughout their tiny world"
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre "Tiny hippo had a tiny train"
 lolnotrly: Can somebody please bring me an ant so it can read this to me?
 Bu7Z: You guys can read this?
 Ulillillia: Isn't anyone*
 fanny: @tib gubb are you an ant?!
 tib gubb: i learned a valuable lesson.
Image 197203   08-13-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
244
 
 Brain Thoughts: @square44 WHAT?!
 square44: I can't hear you, your shoes are too loud
Image 197202   08-13-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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