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258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

258179  Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

258183  Robespierre: This is what cats do instead of rolling their eyes

258185  Robespierre: And now the news for crazy cat ladies - there is a 4-kitten pileup in the mudroom...

258189  Robespierre: @Not A Bot T for Thelma

258191  Robespierre: You'd think Mr General Public would have learned by now, bout noooooo

258194  Robespierre: Those wacky Pierce County crims...

258196  Robespierre: Platypod porn is weird

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258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses



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11. bromide: 1761 points
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14. trumpet: 1630 points
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 tomatosaws: Pool noodle
 Zampano: every time i look at those eyes, its just like, "aarrrgggghhhhh! Can you not get out of the pool to eat your damn cup o noodle?"
 Zampano: #WhiteTrashRamenPoolStare
Image 197124   08-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
723
 
 Borkf: Googly eyes made this dog better.
Image 197123   08-13-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
429
 
 HairyNips: perfect @Sadbot
 Donut: "Take it from me. I married a pig."
 jochenau: I hope there's a telephone number/web address on the back, that'd be an awesome shirt.
 Mr. Shine: Don't Kermit suicide.
 Sadbot: Puppet suicide, don't do it
 WaffleIron: "With certain medically justified exceptions" it says on the back.
Image 197122   08-13-17   Uploaded by    eykei
Image 197121 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by boomboomboom. Your image was bad, boomboomboom.
Score:
227
 
 I Hate The Beatles: There's no place like Estonia.
 Hosebag: I like that house, especially with the missile launcher in the back.
 Ihminen: These were a big part of my early childhood
 SunWukong: @Sage youtu.be/…
 Sage: Google says Moomin world or land or something. What the heck is a moomin?
 AstoriaBum: I found Waldo. He's trippin' balls.
Image 197120   08-13-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
279
 
 Rev80: I won't knock but I will critique it.. Derivative and Duchampesque..
 drtofu: Tell that to RONALD REAGAN
 FunkyDrunk: Ring the invisible doorbell instead
 Mr. Shine: I am the one who knocks!
 Mr Shifty: Or do. I'm a sign, not a cop.
 Psymon: We wouldn't want you to reveal our secret entrance
 WaffleIron: OH YEAH!
 Sage: Until you try.
 Ihminen: You know I don't think you fully understand how secret entrances work...
 XLY: *knock knock
 piranharama: Oh yeah!
Image 197119   08-13-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
194
 
 Not A Bot: I can always count on Houston to provide excellent album covers
 Mr. Shine: Thanks, BP!
Image 197118   08-13-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
498
 
 Donut: "The answer is bacon! BACOOOOON!"
 jochenau: @Felicity The dogs are from France, Osaka, and America, I guess...the last dog is "John", I think? The second dog's name I'm not sure, the first and last characters are kanji, the first for "child" and the second for "great".
 BFHoodrich: France Sandorinu, [something] Nugonho, America Chiyon
 Mr. Shine: Air Bud, get yer head in the game!
Image 197117   08-13-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Image 197116 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by chunk norris. Boo, chunk norris.
Score:
328
 
 Donut: @Ulillillia If it was fair and balanced, the gun would be inside WITH the person.
 Air Biscuit: I kinda want one.
 Sadbot: 20 sq. ft loft in Rino Denver for rent, $3000/mo
 Ulillillia: Fair and Balanced
 SomeCanadian: This looks healthy whatever it is.
Image 197115   08-13-17   Uploaded by    neutron
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