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221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

221282  goldman sachs: Hey! I know that corner! I live in Yuma too! hahahaha

221271  Shay: If this was 1977, this pic would have a different meaning.

221281  DerMantis: Probably from Saskatchewan... They don't have hills there.

221272  BlarfyB: Angel of the sea.

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221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221072 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line



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 Science: @Felicity: You'd have bad chompers, smell like an ashtray, and probably get cancer and emphysema. You can always lose weight, if you need to - you can rarely get new lungs.
 Felicity: @El Barto Aw thanks. Right back at you. :-)
 El Barto: @Felicity But then you might not have become the beautiful person that you are on this here Spaceship. I'd rather be friends with you as you are right now, Felicity. Blue rank is a mighty fine place to be.
 Air Biscuit: But more addictive.
 WTF: @Felicity Maybe not... you might have developed lung cancer and died by now.
 Prostata: TRUE FACT!
 Felicity: I do sometimes think though that if I had gotten addicted to cigarettes instead of food when I was 11, I would be a more attractive, successful person today
 Felicity: It turns out Ive made some healthy choices
 Scoo: And cheaper!
 jochenau: Well, I'm convinced!
 Skinr: Comparisons: not even once.
Image 196984   08-12-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
321
 
 El Barto: -3 calories burned?! Go and eat, son!
 Not A Bot: One sticker says 'The Infowar needs YOU!', another sticker says 'War is a sick joke'. Priceless.
 grizzly: Most impressive.
 Air Biscuit: My thumb burned 3 calories scrolling past this image.
 jochenau: Same.
Image 196983   08-12-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
399
 
 Nope: The salt people found their Jesus that day...
 Mr. Shine: *sploosh*
 Bu7Z: Cool hat
 Scoo: The Drowned God
 Skinr: You merely adapted to the water balloon. I was born in it, soaked by it.
Image 196982   08-12-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
483
 
 duckfarts: OK
 Mr. Shine: Computer over?! Virus = very yes?!
 WTF: Is this the "mike row soft" guy the annoying voice in those uncloseable virus warning pop-ups keeps talking about?
 Air Biscuit: @Coolguy my dataaaaaassss!!
 a robot: @Ihminen Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
 FabricMan: My mom will try to click on that stock photo
 Ihminen: Was an e-mail with the subject "stinky cheese" involved?
 Coolguy: Ohhhhhhh noooooo! Not again!
Image 196981   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
460
 
 trelyate: Voldemort is back!
 UnknownSample: Fuck ticks, seriously.
 sparename: Is this on Mars?
Image 196980   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
230
 
 Not A Bot: "Yeah, one of them bootleg McDoanlds sprang up near where I live. The lemonades alright I guess, but I'm really digging the chicken noggets."
 Annoying Vegan : How much UV protection is this?
 Nope: And these are all the layers you fucked up when you threw your wiimote during wii bowling...
Image 196979   08-12-17   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
332
 
 Side Boob: Need a little help with #7. Still don't have that one right :(
 RainbowTornado: *rad
 RainbowTornado: RIP Huey if I could read you more than once I would
 jochenau: Pretty reasonable, to be frank. I think 2 through 5 would be lovely for everyone.
 Butcherboy: Sorry I ruined your black panther party
Image 196978   08-12-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
453
 
 Coolguy: Don't do it pups! We'll go for a walk!
 Bu7Z: Auto erotic asphyxiation is dangerous
Image 196977   08-12-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
538
 
 Robespierre: Add Bac-os and you'll rock the canopy!
 Felicity: Bacon bits
 Coolguy: Blue cheese please.
 Nope: BAD, NO!!
Image 196976   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
172
 
 apoxia: Chuck it in the bin.
 Mr. Shine: I only turned my back for a minute!
 jochenau: @Air Biscuit "tangle" is now the official group noun for headphones. As in, a gaggle of geese and a tangle of headphones.
 UnknownSample: Spaghetti Monster gone Cyberpunk.
 Air Biscuit: I remember playing one of those rigged so you cant win stuffed animal claw machines and thinking that a tangle of headphones would be more effective than the claw.
 WaffleIron: Fire can fix this.
Image 196975   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Weedheart
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