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210902  sparenamelaptopdied: This made me realise that I've never seen James May and Stephen Fry in the same picture

210391  butt poop: I love these shirts in Asian countries. Lots of Hitler stuff too

210842  Dr Awkward: In term of impact on daily life, commerce, and school, 1/4 inch of snow in Florida is roughly equivalent to 3 feet in New England

210723  Wooden Spoon: The Christmas Tree Shop stores have a mid store cart coral and basket stacks in 4 interior locations to solve this problem.

210725  Wooden Spoon: @illBilliam: Newman?

210906  karpeles: Shitty spelling aside, this can't be legal. Who sets the boundary on what is or isn't parkour?

210872  Hokie333: [tries to dive, Scrooge McDuck style] Aackgh! [Breaks neck]

210906  AFanOfSprite: Weird, they are trying to ban movement.

210905  Hokie333: Yeah, I hate trackpads and tiny 'travel' laptop mice too.

210896  bug: I don't see it... wait, yes, there it is. Your last shred of dignity. Ok, now turn around.

210878  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210850  Hokie333: *squeek-a* *squeak-ah* *squeak* *squeek-a*...

210888  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210906  foreversmug: No, you see, the park doesn't allow people with only average midsections. You have to be either really in shape or really out of shape to use this park. People with average midsections need to find another place to go.

210896  WTF: "Bill, a 'yes' would suffice. We don't need to consummate the engagement right here."

210859  bug: Is that a tattoo of a "cut here" dotted line around his neck?

210788  Wooden Spoon: @tib gubb: read Justin Cronin's The Passage. That's pretty much what it's about. Awesome book.

210896  Christina: Now, propose.

210906  MyPasswordAintPassword: No playing on the playground!

210884  Hokie333: o/' I'm gonna vote against benefits / while I collect my benefits...

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210771 jazzjunkie: Worst urinal ever! It... it went EVERYWHERE!!!

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210800 kazzy94: Most of the libertarian party is the entire user base of DeviantArt.

210718 crunchymush: @trelyate say it again

210884 Hokie333: o/' I'm gonna vote against benefits / while I collect my benefits...

210781 addend: *A soybean steps into the scene.*

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 Science: @Felicity: You'd have bad chompers, smell like an ashtray, and probably get cancer and emphysema. You can always lose weight, if you need to - you can rarely get new lungs.
 Felicity: @El Barto Aw thanks. Right back at you. :-)
 El Barto: @Felicity But then you might not have become the beautiful person that you are on this here Spaceship. I'd rather be friends with you as you are right now, Felicity. Blue rank is a mighty fine place to be.
 Air Biscuit: But more addictive.
 WTF: @Felicity Maybe not... you might have developed lung cancer and died by now.
 Prostata: TRUE FACT!
 Felicity: I do sometimes think though that if I had gotten addicted to cigarettes instead of food when I was 11, I would be a more attractive, successful person today
 Felicity: It turns out Ive made some healthy choices
 Scoo: And cheaper!
 jochenau: Well, I'm convinced!
 Skinr: Comparisons: not even once.
Image 196984   08-12-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
321
 
 El Barto: -3 calories burned?! Go and eat, son!
 Not A Bot: One sticker says 'The Infowar needs YOU!', another sticker says 'War is a sick joke'. Priceless.
 grizzly: Most impressive.
 Air Biscuit: My thumb burned 3 calories scrolling past this image.
 jochenau: Same.
Image 196983   08-12-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
399
 
 Nope: The salt people found their Jesus that day...
 Mr. Shine: *sploosh*
 Bu7Z: Cool hat
 Scoo: The Drowned God
 Skinr: You merely adapted to the water balloon. I was born in it, soaked by it.
Image 196982   08-12-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
483
 
 duckfarts: OK
 Mr. Shine: Computer over?! Virus = very yes?!
 WTF: Is this the "mike row soft" guy the annoying voice in those uncloseable virus warning pop-ups keeps talking about?
 Air Biscuit: @Coolguy my dataaaaaassss!!
 a robot: @Ihminen Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
 FabricMan: My mom will try to click on that stock photo
 Ihminen: Was an e-mail with the subject "stinky cheese" involved?
 Coolguy: Ohhhhhhh noooooo! Not again!
Image 196981   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
460
 
 trelyate: Voldemort is back!
 UnknownSample: Fuck ticks, seriously.
 sparename: Is this on Mars?
Image 196980   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
230
 
 Not A Bot: "Yeah, one of them bootleg McDoanlds sprang up near where I live. The lemonades alright I guess, but I'm really digging the chicken noggets."
 Annoying Vegan : How much UV protection is this?
 Nope: And these are all the layers you fucked up when you threw your wiimote during wii bowling...
Image 196979   08-12-17   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
332
 
 Side Boob: Need a little help with #7. Still don't have that one right :(
 RainbowTornado: *rad
 RainbowTornado: RIP Huey if I could read you more than once I would
 jochenau: Pretty reasonable, to be frank. I think 2 through 5 would be lovely for everyone.
 Butcherboy: Sorry I ruined your black panther party
Image 196978   08-12-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
453
 
 Coolguy: Don't do it pups! We'll go for a walk!
 Bu7Z: Auto erotic asphyxiation is dangerous
Image 196977   08-12-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
538
 
 Robespierre: Add Bac-os and you'll rock the canopy!
 Felicity: Bacon bits
 Coolguy: Blue cheese please.
 Nope: BAD, NO!!
Image 196976   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
172
 
 apoxia: Chuck it in the bin.
 Mr. Shine: I only turned my back for a minute!
 jochenau: @Air Biscuit "tangle" is now the official group noun for headphones. As in, a gaggle of geese and a tangle of headphones.
 UnknownSample: Spaghetti Monster gone Cyberpunk.
 Air Biscuit: I remember playing one of those rigged so you cant win stuffed animal claw machines and thinking that a tangle of headphones would be more effective than the claw.
 WaffleIron: Fire can fix this.
Image 196975   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Weedheart
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