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237684  some guy : Instructions unclear, drove 55 on I-54 to fifth ave while drinking quarter tank gasoline.

237798  Mr. Shine: Are these from ALDI?

237800  Mr. Shine: "GET 'EM!!"

237687  some guy : or mug

237392  Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.

237398  Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.

237400  Mr Bleak: @Astanapan My guess would be there is a bar nearby...

237824  barfolomew: @Captain Marsupial this one not sexy enough for you?

237819  Mr. Shine: @glenalec that's how I did it. Good job!

237403  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I have. :blush:

237699  some guy : Windowlicky

237823  Mr. Shine: Somebody died for that.

237408  Mr Bleak: Had to visit a customer, so I put on my suit and noticed something in the pocket. Started pulling it out and ... it was very red, very lacy, and Herself had noticed. Now, I *knew* is wasn't underwear, or if it was I had no idea how it got there, but I was crapping myself - who would believe that knickers "appeared" in my pocket without my knowledge? I opened it, and ... A red hairnet, from my last visit to a chocolate factory.

237838  tib gubb: #woke

237810  tib gubb: ...tempting, but i'm gonna have to pass on that one

237837  jochenau: Even the ants are asking: "What is this, a website for zooplankton?"

237411  Mr Bleak: Looks like a normal day in Detroit...

237812  tib gubb: i need that for taking elfies

237763  some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237772  some guy : While this still frame looks impressive, I will bet it is from a vertical drop.

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2. Robespierre
3. Yurishiro
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8. tib gubb
9. funny in the wall
10. VeeKay

The top ten most commented-on images today:

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237588 Felicity: @a robot Ah, thank you!

237623 grizzly: That mother clucker...

237582 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb YES

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237612 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237594 XLY: its a percentage of the service quality, not the total $ amount

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

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 5. Side Boob: 3199 points
 6. barfolomew: 3090 points
 7. logono: 2706 points
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10. hajjpodge: 2341 points
11. homeless: 2182 points
12. burritos: 2112 points
13. E. HONDA: 2096 points
14. caesar: 2029 points
15. Yurishiro: 2028 points
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 Mr Bleak: So, I'm Lawful Good / Chaotic Neutral (twist, tuck, back in breadbin), and my wife is Chaotic Evil (with a Cluster - she leaves it on the worktop not back in the breadbin.) That's probably about right, yes.
 Sadbot: @Bohab @Mr. Butt Thirdsies
 Ihminen: @Amy Housewine had that switcherino myself a while ago as well :D
 Amy Housewine: Ooooh! New Switcherama.
 Amy Housewine: @Ihminen Including earlier today, yes. I think that's why My Butt has since given us lots of dogs to atone.
 square44: aren't we all a little neutral evil sometimes?
 thebiglutovsky: I guess I could be accurately described as Neutral Evil.
 Bohab: @Mr. Butt samesies
 Scoo: I read that as "neutral evil - just fucking"
 Mr. Butt: Chaotic neutral here.
 Ihminen: wait. have i seen this 3 times recently on this site?
 Mr. Shine: Not only did this make me laugh, it is accurate for my personal alignment.
Image 196885   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Teechur: "I'm neutral evil. DAMN YOU, BOB BARKER!"
Image 196884   08-12-17   Uploaded by    courtney
 Ihminen: Is that a cat lurking in the dark?
 Bohab: Pretty bird
 Yam: I like him. Or her.
 GroanWorthy: Palewing Parrot.
Image 196883   08-12-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
 Mr. Butt: RAD for cute, innocent humor.
Image 196882   08-12-17   Uploaded by    amputator
 Christina: You only say that because you aren't famous anywhere.
 Ihminen: @Ihminen Also that time I got 30 +'s here in one comment
 Ihminen: Me to myself after getting 5 retweets and 30 likes on twitter.
Image 196881   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
 Queen K: It makes other people beautiful
 a robot: I like the row of condoms, baby wipes and deodorant under the booze. Only the essentials!
 Shay: Don't know about health, but pound a few shots of one of those and you'll discover beauty (even if she's ugly).
 Bohab: It makes you beautiful on the inside
 Ihminen: drinking some morgan at the moment actually and yes im feeling very beautiful
Image 196880   08-12-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 piranharama: Chaotic Evil all of em
 Sandor: The auditions for American Beauty?
 Mr. Shine: This works too, like #196885
 Supermansbrother: Needs a Montgomery Ward.
 Mr. Butt: @Teechur I collect regrets
 Teechur: Different people have different collections. I collect dust.
 Amy Housewine: Pretty good collection.
Image 196879   08-12-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Image 196878 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by habbekratz. Your image was bad, habbekratz.
 Mr Bleak: Saw this on QI some years ago: it's a Gomboc (with umlauts over both "o"'s), a mono-monostatic body that always returns to one position.
 KyleisBobDole: *rolls for initiative*
Image 196877   08-12-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
 Mr Bleak: @Mr. Butt Modify the deflector grid to emit an inverse tachyon pulse to scan beyond the subspace barrier, I suspect an anti-time eruption.
 Mr. Butt: Sir, these readings are off the charts! The quantum nipples are super-erect!
Image 196876   08-12-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
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