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221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?



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 9. Shay: 1402 points
10. Jolly Well: 1385 points
11. tea: 1345 points
12. ColdHotCool: 1334 points
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14. Gallifrasian: 1279 points
15. Extreme Locorito: 1268 points
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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: So, I'm Lawful Good / Chaotic Neutral (twist, tuck, back in breadbin), and my wife is Chaotic Evil (with a Cluster - she leaves it on the worktop not back in the breadbin.) That's probably about right, yes.
 Sadbot: @Bohab @Mr. Butt Thirdsies
 Ihminen: @Amy Housewine had that switcherino myself a while ago as well :D
 Amy Housewine: Ooooh! New Switcherama.
 Amy Housewine: @Ihminen Including earlier today, yes. I think that's why My Butt has since given us lots of dogs to atone.
 square44: aren't we all a little neutral evil sometimes?
 thebiglutovsky: I guess I could be accurately described as Neutral Evil.
 Bohab: @Mr. Butt samesies
 Scoo: I read that as "neutral evil - just fucking"
 Mr. Butt: Chaotic neutral here.
 Ihminen: wait. have i seen this 3 times recently on this site?
 Mr. Shine: Not only did this make me laugh, it is accurate for my personal alignment.
Image 196885   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
499
 
 Teechur: "I'm neutral evil. DAMN YOU, BOB BARKER!"
Image 196884   08-12-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
414
 
 Ihminen: Is that a cat lurking in the dark?
 Bohab: Pretty bird
 Yam: I like him. Or her.
 GroanWorthy: Palewing Parrot.
Image 196883   08-12-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
636
 
 Mr. Butt: RAD for cute, innocent humor.
Image 196882   08-12-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
360
 
 Christina: You only say that because you aren't famous anywhere.
 Teechur: I'd like to solve: "NOBODY CALES IF YOL ALE FAMOLS ON THE INTELNET"
 Ihminen: @Ihminen Also that time I got 30 +'s here in one comment
 Ihminen: Me to myself after getting 5 retweets and 30 likes on twitter.
Image 196881   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
222
 
 Queen K: It makes other people beautiful
 a robot: I like the row of condoms, baby wipes and deodorant under the booze. Only the essentials!
 Shay: Don't know about health, but pound a few shots of one of those and you'll discover beauty (even if she's ugly).
 Bohab: It makes you beautiful on the inside
 Ihminen: drinking some morgan at the moment actually and yes im feeling very beautiful
Image 196880   08-12-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
283
 
 piranharama: Chaotic Evil all of em
 Sandor: The auditions for American Beauty?
 Mr. Shine: This works too, like #196885
 Supermansbrother: Needs a Montgomery Ward.
 Mr. Butt: @Teechur I collect regrets
 Teechur: Different people have different collections. I collect dust.
 Amy Housewine: Pretty good collection.
Image 196879   08-12-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Image 196878 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by habbekratz. Boo, habbekratz.
Score:
291
 
 Mr Bleak: Saw this on QI some years ago: it's a Gomboc (with umlauts over both "o"'s), a mono-monostatic body that always returns to one position.
 KyleisBobDole: *rolls for initiative*
Image 196877   08-12-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
314
 
 Mr Bleak: @Mr. Butt Modify the deflector grid to emit an inverse tachyon pulse to scan beyond the subspace barrier, I suspect an anti-time eruption.
 Mr. Butt: Sir, these readings are off the charts! The quantum nipples are super-erect!
Image 196876   08-12-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
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