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210725  Wooden Spoon: @illBilliam: Newman?

210906  karpeles: Shitty spelling aside, this can't be legal. Who sets the boundary on what is or isn't parkour?

210872  Hokie333: [tries to dive, Scrooge McDuck style] Aackgh! [Breaks neck]

210906  AFanOfSprite: Weird, they are trying to ban movement.

210905  Hokie333: Yeah, I hate trackpads and tiny 'travel' laptop mice too.

210896  bug: I don't see it... wait, yes, there it is. Your last shred of dignity. Ok, now turn around.

210878  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210850  Hokie333: *squeek-a* *squeak-ah* *squeak* *squeek-a*...

210888  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210906  foreversmug: No, you see, the park doesn't allow people with only average midsections. You have to be either really in shape or really out of shape to use this park. People with average midsections need to find another place to go.

210896  WTF: "Bill, a 'yes' would suffice. We don't need to consummate the engagement right here."

210859  bug: Is that a tattoo of a "cut here" dotted line around his neck?

210788  Wooden Spoon: @tib gubb: read Justin Cronin's The Passage. That's pretty much what it's about. Awesome book.

210896  Christina: Now, propose.

210906  MyPasswordAintPassword: No playing on the playground!

210884  Hokie333: o/' I'm gonna vote against benefits / while I collect my benefits...

210869  bug: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bullets.

210850  Christina: Some fashion is so nope.

210896  Dr. Bathroom: Are those gas chromatographs on the table? Pretty neat.

210904  ineedhepl: Why didn't you fill her bowl with milk?

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Score:
389
 
 Mr Bleak: So, I'm Lawful Good / Chaotic Neutral (twist, tuck, back in breadbin), and my wife is Chaotic Evil (with a Cluster - she leaves it on the worktop not back in the breadbin.) That's probably about right, yes.
 Sadbot: @Bohab @Mr. Butt Thirdsies
 Ihminen: @Amy Housewine had that switcherino myself a while ago as well :D
 Amy Housewine: Ooooh! New Switcherama.
 Amy Housewine: @Ihminen Including earlier today, yes. I think that's why My Butt has since given us lots of dogs to atone.
 square44: aren't we all a little neutral evil sometimes?
 thebiglutovsky: I guess I could be accurately described as Neutral Evil.
 Bohab: @Mr. Butt samesies
 Scoo: I read that as "neutral evil - just fucking"
 Mr. Butt: Chaotic neutral here.
 Ihminen: wait. have i seen this 3 times recently on this site?
 Mr. Shine: Not only did this make me laugh, it is accurate for my personal alignment.
Image 196885   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
499
 
 Teechur: "I'm neutral evil. DAMN YOU, BOB BARKER!"
Image 196884   08-12-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
414
 
 Ihminen: Is that a cat lurking in the dark?
 Bohab: Pretty bird
 Yam: I like him. Or her.
 GroanWorthy: Palewing Parrot.
Image 196883   08-12-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
636
 
 Mr. Butt: RAD for cute, innocent humor.
Image 196882   08-12-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
360
 
 Christina: You only say that because you aren't famous anywhere.
 Teechur: I'd like to solve: "NOBODY CALES IF YOL ALE FAMOLS ON THE INTELNET"
 Ihminen: @Ihminen Also that time I got 30 +'s here in one comment
 Ihminen: Me to myself after getting 5 retweets and 30 likes on twitter.
Image 196881   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
222
 
 Queen K: It makes other people beautiful
 a robot: I like the row of condoms, baby wipes and deodorant under the booze. Only the essentials!
 Shay: Don't know about health, but pound a few shots of one of those and you'll discover beauty (even if she's ugly).
 Bohab: It makes you beautiful on the inside
 Ihminen: drinking some morgan at the moment actually and yes im feeling very beautiful
Image 196880   08-12-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
283
 
 piranharama: Chaotic Evil all of em
 Sandor: The auditions for American Beauty?
 Mr. Shine: This works too, like #196885
 Supermansbrother: Needs a Montgomery Ward.
 Mr. Butt: @Teechur I collect regrets
 Teechur: Different people have different collections. I collect dust.
 Amy Housewine: Pretty good collection.
Image 196879   08-12-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Image 196878 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by habbekratz. We'll pray for you, habbekratz.
Score:
291
 
 Mr Bleak: Saw this on QI some years ago: it's a Gomboc (with umlauts over both "o"'s), a mono-monostatic body that always returns to one position.
 KyleisBobDole: *rolls for initiative*
Image 196877   08-12-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
314
 
 Mr Bleak: @Mr. Butt Modify the deflector grid to emit an inverse tachyon pulse to scan beyond the subspace barrier, I suspect an anti-time eruption.
 Mr. Butt: Sir, these readings are off the charts! The quantum nipples are super-erect!
Image 196876   08-12-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
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