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257587  Sadbot: "I am off to organize the pre-orgy feast at Golden Corral! Hail Satan!"

257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

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257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.



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11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
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Score:
807
 
 Cami: All she can think about is when it will be her turn to sear the headset.
 Shay: "We're baking cookies" is the new euphemism for "making babies".
 Scoo: Oh hell yes
 WTF: I thought it felt like warm apple pie?
 El Barto: As a participant of the internet and humanity I too have wild fantasies about "not people". Cookies are an outstanding example of "not people". I shall now demonstrate my admiration by getting out of your grill.
 Niels Bohr: Dat ass dough
 WaffleIron: I'd just be watching the tune of dough and a spoon
Image 196873   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
146
 
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo It's ART! It's ALL wangs!
 Scoo: @El Barto I assume the shop vac hose is the wang
 El Barto: You went to all this trouble and didn't even draw a wang? Impressive.
Image 196872   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
184
 
 El Barto: I never imagined a music room on the friendly spaceship - until now.
Image 196871   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
331
 
 Donut: "Where is your other paw, Michael?"
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo It always sounds better than it is.
 Scoo: I once had drunken sexy times in a upscale hotel room jacuzzi tub. It wasn't until the sober light of morning I realized how kinda gross the whole thing actually was.
 ArchStanton: I saw it as her being distracted by the string.
 Dr Awkward: "This will be our little secret, ok?" "Ok Uncle Creepo"
 UnknownSample: Oh shit.. how'd I end up here
Image 196870   08-12-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
283
 
 WTF: This planet is really circling the drain!
 WaffleIron: It bothers me that the satellites orbital plane isn't parallel to the gravity surface.
Image 196869   08-12-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
228
 
 Scoo: @Butcherboy Carmen Sandiego!
 Butcherboy: Where in the world was this taken?
Image 196868   08-12-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
782
 
 Credible Hulk: ooh, look how happy he is that his deflector shield is working properly
 Wet farts: @Wet farts Omg that's an awesome switcherino lolololololol
 Wet farts: I have a pretty cool picture of a double rainbow over Citi Field. It was also one of the few times the mets won too. I guess I'll post it up and see if My Butt accepts it.
 Air Biscuit: Theres yellow and orange, wheres the rest of the rainbow?
 Knice: @Mexico, you rad. :-)
 WaffleIron: Grand Canyon double rainbow! Make a wish!
Image 196867   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
350
 
 Wet farts: NOT THE BEEEEEES
 a robot: Gwarsh!
 Teechur: All da felebritieves get their lipf inflated to make them beautiful. Me, too?
 bug: Protip for dogs: Don't eat bees.
 Mr. Whiskers: Chewing tobacco won't help you win those borking tournaments.
Image 196866   08-12-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
1098
 
 Donut: Of course, then Bill had to chime in and say "but what if George was allowed to defend himself with a baseball bat" and then the conversation got weird.
 Warrax: @Jeffrat But only after the baby is ripe... er, born. Can harvest before that.
 Wet farts: @Greek Fire I heard the same. He never said why. Is it true he was also made of radiation?
 Jeffrat: @Mr. Butt What suddenly "Mother" Pence isn't good enough company at the baby BBQ?!
 Mr. Butt: @Jeffrat "And I suggested to my friends at the Pentagon that if Pence wants to eat a baby's heart he should have to do so in the company of a woman other than his wife."
 mrwiffler: Should have to use a chainsaw.
 Shay: Damnit George, stop running away!!! You signed up for the gig anyway!
 Jeffrat: @Greek Fire yeah and every night the vice president has to eat a babies heart or communism triumphs. Plus side is those hearts are delicious which is why Pence wants a second term.
 jochenau: Might as well highlight the few remaining sentences too...
 Greek Fire: @Jeffrat Hell, I heard Washington killed his own sensei in a duel.
 Jeffrat: Anyone who believes someone could become the president without being totally willing to straight up murder someone is naive or in denial.
 Teechur: And that volunteer? Albert Einstein.
Image 196865   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 196864 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PlzPlzMe. You have brought shame on us, PlzPlzMe.
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