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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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4. addend
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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 262232 (817 points)
kittylitter uploaded 262622 (778 points)
Dominus Umbrae uploaded 262240 (745 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (738 points)
Mentos Pormer uploaded 262291 (731 points)
HenryVIII uploaded 262613 (720 points)
aristocat uploaded 262407 (719 points)


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Score:
146
 
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo It's ART! It's ALL wangs!
 Scoo: @El Barto I assume the shop vac hose is the wang
 El Barto: You went to all this trouble and didn't even draw a wang? Impressive.
Image 196872   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
184
 
 El Barto: I never imagined a music room on the friendly spaceship - until now.
Image 196871   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
331
 
 Donut: "Where is your other paw, Michael?"
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo It always sounds better than it is.
 Scoo: I once had drunken sexy times in a upscale hotel room jacuzzi tub. It wasn't until the sober light of morning I realized how kinda gross the whole thing actually was.
 ArchStanton: I saw it as her being distracted by the string.
 Joetato: "This will be our little secret, ok?" "Ok Uncle Creepo"
 UnknownSample: Oh shit.. how'd I end up here
Image 196870   08-12-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
283
 
 WTF: This planet is really circling the drain!
 WaffleIron: It bothers me that the satellites orbital plane isn't parallel to the gravity surface.
Image 196869   08-12-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
228
 
 Scoo: @Butcherboy Carmen Sandiego!
 Butcherboy: Where in the world was this taken?
Image 196868   08-12-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
782
 
 Credible Hulk: ooh, look how happy he is that his deflector shield is working properly
 Wet farts: @Wet farts Omg that's an awesome switcherino lolololololol
 Wet farts: I have a pretty cool picture of a double rainbow over Citi Field. It was also one of the few times the mets won too. I guess I'll post it up and see if My Butt accepts it.
 Air Biscuit: Theres yellow and orange, wheres the rest of the rainbow?
 Knice: @Mexico, you rad. :-)
 WaffleIron: Grand Canyon double rainbow! Make a wish!
Image 196867   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
350
 
 Wet farts: NOT THE BEEEEEES
 a robot: Gwarsh!
 Teechur: All da felebritieves get their lipf inflated to make them beautiful. Me, too?
 bug: Protip for dogs: Don't eat bees.
 Mr. Whiskers: Chewing tobacco won't help you win those borking tournaments.
Image 196866   08-12-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
1098
 
 Donut: Of course, then Bill had to chime in and say "but what if George was allowed to defend himself with a baseball bat" and then the conversation got weird.
 Warrax: @Jeffrat But only after the baby is ripe... er, born. Can harvest before that.
 Wet farts: @Greek Fire I heard the same. He never said why. Is it true he was also made of radiation?
 Jeffrat: @Mr. Butt What suddenly "Mother" Pence isn't good enough company at the baby BBQ?!
 Mr. Butt: @Jeffrat "And I suggested to my friends at the Pentagon that if Pence wants to eat a baby's heart he should have to do so in the company of a woman other than his wife."
 mrwiffler: Should have to use a chainsaw.
 Shay: Damnit George, stop running away!!! You signed up for the gig anyway!
 Jeffrat: @Greek Fire yeah and every night the vice president has to eat a babies heart or communism triumphs. Plus side is those hearts are delicious which is why Pence wants a second term.
 jochenau: Might as well highlight the few remaining sentences too...
 Greek Fire: @Jeffrat Hell, I heard Washington killed his own sensei in a duel.
 Jeffrat: Anyone who believes someone could become the president without being totally willing to straight up murder someone is naive or in denial.
 Teechur: And that volunteer? Albert Einstein.
Image 196865   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 196864 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

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Score:
248
 
 Not A Bot: Finally a political platform I can get behind
 El Barto: "Wait wait wait wait wait....I need to sneeze."
Image 196863   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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