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262503  Zarathustra: Saving this meme and sending it to friends. Next level.

262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

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283
 
 Bung Drumomple: This planet is really circling the drain!
 Puple Plemoble: It bothers me that the satellites orbital plane isn't parallel to the gravity surface.
Image 196869   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Hiwn Horpombies
Score:
228
 
 Dalm Broble: @Butcherboy Carmen Sandiego!
 Frimpo Flumple: Where in the world was this taken?
Image 196868   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Frumpo Grupert
Score:
782
 
 Jald Dampuble: ooh, look how happy he is that his deflector shield is working properly
 Gurbo Brungo: @Wet farts Omg that's an awesome switcherino lolololololol
 Tholm Rempupert: I have a pretty cool picture of a double rainbow over Citi Field. It was also one of the few times the mets won too. I guess I'll post it up and see if My Butt accepts it.
 Fluwn Flupert: Theres yellow and orange, wheres the rest of the rainbow?
 Gild Flumongus: @Mexico, you rad. :-)
 Trolm Grunoble: Grand Canyon double rainbow! Make a wish!
Image 196867   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Flawn Grongo
Score:
350
 
 Pempo Groble: NOT THE BEEEEEES
 Dong Plemoble: Gwarsh!
 Bengo Grongus: All da felebritieves get their lipf inflated to make them beautiful. Me, too?
 Fluwn Plumple: Protip for dogs: Don't eat bees.
 Flown Drumongus: Chewing tobacco won't help you win those borking tournaments.
Image 196866   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Fleng Flombies
Score:
1098
 
 Jild Albongo: Of course, then Bill had to chime in and say "but what if George was allowed to defend himself with a baseball bat" and then the conversation got weird.
 Bango Flombies: @Jeffrat But only after the baby is ripe... er, born. Can harvest before that.
 Rort Dampuble: @Greek Fire I heard the same. He never said why. Is it true he was also made of radiation?
 Jart Gruble: @Mr. Butt What suddenly "Mother" Pence isn't good enough company at the baby BBQ?!
 Verb Albumbies: @Jeffrat "And I suggested to my friends at the Pentagon that if Pence wants to eat a baby's heart he should have to do so in the company of a woman other than his wife."
 Flulm Drumungus: Should have to use a chainsaw.
 Thompo Horpungo: Damnit George, stop running away!!! You signed up for the gig anyway!
 Porbo Rempumbies: @Greek Fire yeah and every night the vice president has to eat a babies heart or communism triumphs. Plus side is those hearts are delicious which is why Pence wants a second term.
 Vuple Flungo: Might as well highlight the few remaining sentences too...
 Cruft Rempumple: @Jeffrat Hell, I heard Washington killed his own sensei in a duel.
 Perm Flumuble: Anyone who believes someone could become the president without being totally willing to straight up murder someone is naive or in denial.
 Veple Gruble: And that volunteer? Albert Einstein.
Image 196865   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Polm Brupert
Image 196864 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PlzPlzMe. Boo, PlzPlzMe.
Score:
248
 
 Thulm Brungus: Finally a political platform I can get behind
 Cralm Morpupert: "Wait wait wait wait wait....I need to sneeze."
Image 196863   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Dumpo Horpongo
Score:
556
 
 Leple Grungo: @Rev80 I would have guessed they were going to make duck sliders, instead.
 Trarbo Grunopert: One Week Later... Today's Special: Roasted Duck
 Vart Morpumbies: If there is one thing I've learned from video games, it is you don't fuck with the ducks.
 Gerbo Grunongus: I wonder how many people panicked when they walked in and heard someone shout, "DUCK!"
 Frald Flumumple: Oh. Okay. *shrug*
Image 196862   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Valm Drumuble
Score:
497
 
 Hold Broble: Too late.
 Bert Rempumple: I wonder what their house sigil is?
 Gople Pluble: Her vajay has really nice handwriting
 Fruple Albumple: D I Y
 Crarbo Morpomple: House Johnson of Little Rock
 Trold Morpuble: But only destroy their faces.
 Hampo Albumple: As family mottos go, I can get behind that.
Image 196861   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Vild Albongus
Score:
718
 
 Trompo Cremopert: look, it's the Freshwater Creepfish
 Vald Pluble: It's Luigi Serafini's Codex Seraphinianus (you're welcome for having killed a joke) @Mr. Whiskers
 Crown Morpombies: I read about this guy...thought up crazy creatures and drew them...can't remember his name. You're welcome, Internet!
 Baft Albungo: Nope. Nope nope nope.
Image 196860   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Pamp Grunupert
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