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268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.



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NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
celebgate uploaded 267795 (710 points)


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 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 Credible Hulk: ooh, look how happy he is that his deflector shield is working properly
 Wet farts: @Wet farts Omg that's an awesome switcherino lolololololol
 Wet farts: I have a pretty cool picture of a double rainbow over Citi Field. It was also one of the few times the mets won too. I guess I'll post it up and see if My Butt accepts it.
 Air Biscuit: Theres yellow and orange, wheres the rest of the rainbow?
 Knice: @Mexico, you rad. :-)
 WaffleIron: Grand Canyon double rainbow! Make a wish!
Image 196867   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
350
 
 Wet farts: NOT THE BEEEEEES
 a robot: Gwarsh!
 Teechur: All da felebritieves get their lipf inflated to make them beautiful. Me, too?
 bug: Protip for dogs: Don't eat bees.
 Mr. Whiskers: Chewing tobacco won't help you win those borking tournaments.
Image 196866   08-12-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
1098
 
 Donut: Of course, then Bill had to chime in and say "but what if George was allowed to defend himself with a baseball bat" and then the conversation got weird.
 Warrax: @Jeffrat But only after the baby is ripe... er, born. Can harvest before that.
 Wet farts: @Greek Fire I heard the same. He never said why. Is it true he was also made of radiation?
 Jeffrat: @Mr. Butt What suddenly "Mother" Pence isn't good enough company at the baby BBQ?!
 Mr. Butt: @Jeffrat "And I suggested to my friends at the Pentagon that if Pence wants to eat a baby's heart he should have to do so in the company of a woman other than his wife."
 mrwiffler: Should have to use a chainsaw.
 Shay: Damnit George, stop running away!!! You signed up for the gig anyway!
 Jeffrat: @Greek Fire yeah and every night the vice president has to eat a babies heart or communism triumphs. Plus side is those hearts are delicious which is why Pence wants a second term.
 jochenau: Might as well highlight the few remaining sentences too...
 Greek Fire: @Jeffrat Hell, I heard Washington killed his own sensei in a duel.
 Jeffrat: Anyone who believes someone could become the president without being totally willing to straight up murder someone is naive or in denial.
 Teechur: And that volunteer? Albert Einstein.
Image 196865   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 196864 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PlzPlzMe. Boo, PlzPlzMe.
Score:
248
 
 Not A Bot: Finally a political platform I can get behind
 El Barto: "Wait wait wait wait wait....I need to sneeze."
Image 196863   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
556
 
 pusha p: @Rev80 I would have guessed they were going to make duck sliders, instead.
 Rev80: One Week Later... Today's Special: Roasted Duck
 illBilliam: If there is one thing I've learned from video games, it is you don't fuck with the ducks.
 Teechur: I wonder how many people panicked when they walked in and heard someone shout, "DUCK!"
 SomeCanadian: Oh. Okay. *shrug*
Image 196862   08-12-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
497
 
 Warrax: Too late.
 foreversmug: I wonder what their house sigil is?
 Rev80: Her vajay has really nice handwriting
 Minnesotan: D I Y
 Scoo: House Johnson of Little Rock
 Teechur: But only destroy their faces.
 SomeCanadian: As family mottos go, I can get behind that.
Image 196861   08-12-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
718
 
 square44: look, it's the Freshwater Creepfish
 EH: It's Luigi Serafini's Codex Seraphinianus (you're welcome for having killed a joke) @Mr. Whiskers
 Mr. Whiskers: I read about this guy...thought up crazy creatures and drew them...can't remember his name. You're welcome, Internet!
 SomeCanadian: Nope. Nope nope nope.
Image 196860   08-12-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
378
 
 Rev80: He's always acting like the cock-of-the-walk
 Peach: Pengwang
 Scoo: Peenguin
 Side Boob: Nobody likes ball-dragging penguin
 Sandor: Must be related to the rooster
 Amy Housewine: Penguis.
Image 196859   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
153
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 196858   08-12-17   Uploaded by    dorian
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