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258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

258435  AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box

258408  Mad Collager: A Modest License Plate

258417  Mad Collager: @AlexDeLarge Very nice!

258422  Mad Collager: This woman has @Knice cornrows.

257365  Mr Bleak: @Whatever Please let me know which airline you use ... I wish to avoid it.

258426  grizzly: @jochenau it was DIC (deek)

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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782
 
 Credible Hulk: ooh, look how happy he is that his deflector shield is working properly
 Wet farts: @Wet farts Omg that's an awesome switcherino lolololololol
 Wet farts: I have a pretty cool picture of a double rainbow over Citi Field. It was also one of the few times the mets won too. I guess I'll post it up and see if My Butt accepts it.
 Air Biscuit: Theres yellow and orange, wheres the rest of the rainbow?
 Knice: @Mexico, you rad. :-)
 WaffleIron: Grand Canyon double rainbow! Make a wish!
Image 196867   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
350
 
 Wet farts: NOT THE BEEEEEES
 a robot: Gwarsh!
 Teechur: All da felebritieves get their lipf inflated to make them beautiful. Me, too?
 bug: Protip for dogs: Don't eat bees.
 Mr. Whiskers: Chewing tobacco won't help you win those borking tournaments.
Image 196866   08-12-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
1098
 
 Donut: Of course, then Bill had to chime in and say "but what if George was allowed to defend himself with a baseball bat" and then the conversation got weird.
 Warrax: @Jeffrat But only after the baby is ripe... er, born. Can harvest before that.
 Wet farts: @Greek Fire I heard the same. He never said why. Is it true he was also made of radiation?
 Jeffrat: @Mr. Butt What suddenly "Mother" Pence isn't good enough company at the baby BBQ?!
 Mr. Butt: @Jeffrat "And I suggested to my friends at the Pentagon that if Pence wants to eat a baby's heart he should have to do so in the company of a woman other than his wife."
 mrwiffler: Should have to use a chainsaw.
 Shay: Damnit George, stop running away!!! You signed up for the gig anyway!
 Jeffrat: @Greek Fire yeah and every night the vice president has to eat a babies heart or communism triumphs. Plus side is those hearts are delicious which is why Pence wants a second term.
 jochenau: Might as well highlight the few remaining sentences too...
 Greek Fire: @Jeffrat Hell, I heard Washington killed his own sensei in a duel.
 Jeffrat: Anyone who believes someone could become the president without being totally willing to straight up murder someone is naive or in denial.
 Teechur: And that volunteer? Albert Einstein.
Image 196865   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 196864 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PlzPlzMe. Boo, PlzPlzMe.
Score:
248
 
 Not A Bot: Finally a political platform I can get behind
 El Barto: "Wait wait wait wait wait....I need to sneeze."
Image 196863   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
556
 
 Dr Awkward: @Rev80 I would have guessed they were going to make duck sliders, instead.
 Rev80: One Week Later... Today's Special: Roasted Duck
 illBilliam: If there is one thing I've learned from video games, it is you don't fuck with the ducks.
 Teechur: I wonder how many people panicked when they walked in and heard someone shout, "DUCK!"
 SomeCanadian: Oh. Okay. *shrug*
Image 196862   08-12-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
497
 
 Warrax: Too late.
 Dr Awkward: I wonder what their house sigil is?
 Rev80: Her vajay has really nice handwriting
 Minnesotan: D I Y
 Scoo: House Johnson of Little Rock
 Teechur: But only destroy their faces.
 SomeCanadian: As family mottos go, I can get behind that.
Image 196861   08-12-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
718
 
 square44: look, it's the Freshwater Creepfish
 EH: It's Luigi Serafini's Codex Seraphinianus (you're welcome for having killed a joke) @Mr. Whiskers
 Mr. Whiskers: I read about this guy...thought up crazy creatures and drew them...can't remember his name. You're welcome, Internet!
 SomeCanadian: Nope. Nope nope nope.
Image 196860   08-12-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
378
 
 Rev80: He's always acting like the cock-of-the-walk
 Peach: Pengwang
 Scoo: Peenguin
 Side Boob: Nobody likes ball-dragging penguin
 Sandor: Must be related to the rooster
 Amy Housewine: Penguis.
Image 196859   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
153
 
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