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258369  VeeKay: Elephant hawk moth. Can't see any resemblance to either an elephant or a hawk but here we are.

258392  a sedated moose: I find it interesting how quickly one goes from understanding trends and knowing who/what things are to "who the fuck are these people, what are they doing, and why should I care?"

258371  VeeKay: Cho Cat, super hero Vietnamese fish vendor!

258376  VeeKay: Would you like to come to dinner?

258383  VeeKay: Stupid sexy young people with their developed muscles, flexible ligaments and working skeletal structures.

258368  skillet: Throw pillows. Always throw pillows.

258392  Peter Pantsless: @Greifer Is this you?

258386  FabricMan: Minnie was fed to the rancor

258103  UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?

258392  Greifer: He gets it

258369  Greifer: cheesus clean your fingernails already

258385  Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.

258389  Warrax: @Volwen ...yes.

258353  Greifer: prayin... spare me vesuvius!

257429  Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.

257434  Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?

258375  Mr. Shine: *tiny hiss*

258376  Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.

257436  Mr Bleak: Meh. I'm used to it now.

258378  Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258378 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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 Donut: Of course, then Bill had to chime in and say "but what if George was allowed to defend himself with a baseball bat" and then the conversation got weird.
 Warrax: @Jeffrat But only after the baby is ripe... er, born. Can harvest before that.
 Wet farts: @Greek Fire I heard the same. He never said why. Is it true he was also made of radiation?
 Jeffrat: @Mr. Butt What suddenly "Mother" Pence isn't good enough company at the baby BBQ?!
 Mr. Butt: @Jeffrat "And I suggested to my friends at the Pentagon that if Pence wants to eat a baby's heart he should have to do so in the company of a woman other than his wife."
 mrwiffler: Should have to use a chainsaw.
 Shay: Damnit George, stop running away!!! You signed up for the gig anyway!
 Jeffrat: @Greek Fire yeah and every night the vice president has to eat a babies heart or communism triumphs. Plus side is those hearts are delicious which is why Pence wants a second term.
 jochenau: Might as well highlight the few remaining sentences too...
 Greek Fire: @Jeffrat Hell, I heard Washington killed his own sensei in a duel.
 Jeffrat: Anyone who believes someone could become the president without being totally willing to straight up murder someone is naive or in denial.
 Teechur: And that volunteer? Albert Einstein.
Image 196865   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 196864 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PlzPlzMe. You have brought shame on us, PlzPlzMe.
Score:
248
 
 Not A Bot: Finally a political platform I can get behind
 El Barto: "Wait wait wait wait wait....I need to sneeze."
Image 196863   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
556
 
 Dr Awkward: @Rev80 I would have guessed they were going to make duck sliders, instead.
 Rev80: One Week Later... Today's Special: Roasted Duck
 illBilliam: If there is one thing I've learned from video games, it is you don't fuck with the ducks.
 Teechur: I wonder how many people panicked when they walked in and heard someone shout, "DUCK!"
 SomeCanadian: Oh. Okay. *shrug*
Image 196862   08-12-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
497
 
 Warrax: Too late.
 Dr Awkward: I wonder what their house sigil is?
 Rev80: Her vajay has really nice handwriting
 Minnesotan: D I Y
 Scoo: House Johnson of Little Rock
 Teechur: But only destroy their faces.
 SomeCanadian: As family mottos go, I can get behind that.
Image 196861   08-12-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
718
 
 square44: look, it's the Freshwater Creepfish
 EH: It's Luigi Serafini's Codex Seraphinianus (you're welcome for having killed a joke) @Mr. Whiskers
 Mr. Whiskers: I read about this guy...thought up crazy creatures and drew them...can't remember his name. You're welcome, Internet!
 SomeCanadian: Nope. Nope nope nope.
Image 196860   08-12-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
378
 
 Rev80: He's always acting like the cock-of-the-walk
 Peach: Pengwang
 Scoo: Peenguin
 Side Boob: Nobody likes ball-dragging penguin
 Sandor: Must be related to the rooster
 Amy Housewine: Penguis.
Image 196859   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
153
 
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Image 196858   08-12-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
435
 
 DrinkMixMan: LOL man gay
 FistyAnn: I love this for the most tasteless and obvious of reasons.
 SomeCanadian: BAD for new Simpsons.
 Pizza: *Homer and Ned roll their eyes*
Image 196857   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
648
 
 Not A Bot: nice, but can he play piano?
 Air Biscuit: @Whatever if he puts his weight into it, he might be able to get some distance out of that thing.
 WTF: They have said he miniaturized a nuclear warhead.
 Whatever: Can we fast forward to the part where there's a smoking crater on the pavement?
 Butcherboy: last image combo!
Image 196856   08-12-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
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