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221265  east bay: I knew Ronald had an ulterior motive all those years.

221256  addend: Strangers extend an empty hand. Friends hand me a full glass of booze.

221265  phonk: Billions and billions have...

221265  Oh Don Piano: Looks fake.

221264  MabelSyrup: His girlfriends name was steps 2 and 3 of making a hamburger.

221264  god666: Reminds if the song- Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug

221208  electrode: I can't tell if it's a really old episode or just a terrible picture.

221208  Cyka: That painfully placed, comma

221260  iCEy: I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

221239  karmakat: lonely much?

221199  FatTigerWoods: And YOU couldn't stop them?

221245  karmakat: hm...thanks for the warning?

221248  karmakat: Halloween left overs.

221250  karmakat: yeah...Gospel that makes you want to shot yourself...

221252  karmakat: the movie was closer to that cake's quality.

221253  karmakat: I get that feeling that someone 'played too much' with that poor lemon.

221262  superfudge: He lost it all playing the sluts.

221262  tane: The sadness sets in as I sat next to the old man at the bus stop. He quietly murmured to himself for a while until I noticed he seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. From what I gathered, it was his best friend that must have recently passed, but even so he continued to joke along with his delusional fantasy. A cigarette hung from his cracked lips as he slowly turned to me and said: "

221261  Peddy Tenderglass: He is the Gecko45 of students

221261  wwwdotcom: I thought he was using that 3D printer as a scope.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

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 Donut: Of course, then Bill had to chime in and say "but what if George was allowed to defend himself with a baseball bat" and then the conversation got weird.
 Warrax: @Jeffrat But only after the baby is ripe... er, born. Can harvest before that.
 Wet farts: @Greek Fire I heard the same. He never said why. Is it true he was also made of radiation?
 Jeffrat: @Mr. Butt What suddenly "Mother" Pence isn't good enough company at the baby BBQ?!
 Mr. Butt: @Jeffrat "And I suggested to my friends at the Pentagon that if Pence wants to eat a baby's heart he should have to do so in the company of a woman other than his wife."
 mrwiffler: Should have to use a chainsaw.
 Shay: Damnit George, stop running away!!! You signed up for the gig anyway!
 Jeffrat: @Greek Fire yeah and every night the vice president has to eat a babies heart or communism triumphs. Plus side is those hearts are delicious which is why Pence wants a second term.
 jochenau: Might as well highlight the few remaining sentences too...
 Greek Fire: @Jeffrat Hell, I heard Washington killed his own sensei in a duel.
 Jeffrat: Anyone who believes someone could become the president without being totally willing to straight up murder someone is naive or in denial.
 Teechur: And that volunteer? Albert Einstein.
Image 196865   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 196864 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PlzPlzMe. Your image was bad, PlzPlzMe.
Score:
248
 
 Not A Bot: Finally a political platform I can get behind
 El Barto: "Wait wait wait wait wait....I need to sneeze."
Image 196863   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
556
 
 Dr Awkward: @Rev80 I would have guessed they were going to make duck sliders, instead.
 Rev80: One Week Later... Today's Special: Roasted Duck
 illBilliam: If there is one thing I've learned from video games, it is you don't fuck with the ducks.
 Teechur: I wonder how many people panicked when they walked in and heard someone shout, "DUCK!"
 SomeCanadian: Oh. Okay. *shrug*
Image 196862   08-12-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
497
 
 Warrax: Too late.
 Dr Awkward: I wonder what their house sigil is?
 Rev80: Her vajay has really nice handwriting
 Minnesotan: D I Y
 Scoo: House Johnson of Little Rock
 Teechur: But only destroy their faces.
 SomeCanadian: As family mottos go, I can get behind that.
Image 196861   08-12-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
718
 
 square44: look, it's the Freshwater Creepfish
 EH: It's Luigi Serafini's Codex Seraphinianus (you're welcome for having killed a joke) @Mr. Whiskers
 Mr. Whiskers: I read about this guy...thought up crazy creatures and drew them...can't remember his name. You're welcome, Internet!
 SomeCanadian: Nope. Nope nope nope.
Image 196860   08-12-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
378
 
 Rev80: He's always acting like the cock-of-the-walk
 Peach: Pengwang
 Scoo: Peenguin
 Side Boob: Nobody likes ball-dragging penguin
 Sandor: Must be related to the rooster
 Amy Housewine: Penguis.
Image 196859   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
153
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 196858   08-12-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
435
 
 DrinkMixMan: LOL man gay
 FistyAnn: I love this for the most tasteless and obvious of reasons.
 SomeCanadian: BAD for new Simpsons.
 Pizza: *Homer and Ned roll their eyes*
Image 196857   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
648
 
 Not A Bot: nice, but can he play piano?
 Air Biscuit: @Whatever if he puts his weight into it, he might be able to get some distance out of that thing.
 WTF: They have said he miniaturized a nuclear warhead.
 Whatever: Can we fast forward to the part where there's a smoking crater on the pavement?
 Butcherboy: last image combo!
Image 196856   08-12-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
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