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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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Score:
451
 
 Frolm Morpombies: This is a guy from Fond Du Lac Wisconsin who eats nearly nothing but Big Macs. He's eaten tens of thousands of Big Macs.
 Vumpo Horpongo: If I were one of the richest people on Earth, I too would sit on a couch made of hamburgers
 Derbo Dampongo: This senior photo is weird.
 Jald Dampupert: Gold watchband means it's always Mac time!
 Jurm Bropert: He's like some sort of burger king
 Gald Horpongus: I didn't know Bill Gates ever grew his hair out that long.
Image 196834   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Beft Plopert
Score:
376
 
 Flamp Drumumple: All mammals laugh at farting
 Dorm Plemuble: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Neighbelline.
 Treple Plumple: hide your gems!
 Rumpo Cremupert: Trying to mimic the poses of your comic book girlfriend.
 Rerm Drumumbies: "I have found a new way to horse."
 Hump Plongo: "Are you starin' at my ass?"
Image 196833   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Burt Flumoble
Score:
365
 
 Thango Plemumbies: Someone forgot to put on sunscreen...
 Jurt Albombies: sirens!
 Crert Rempumbies: Best looking necrophiliacs EVER.
 Vown Albumbies: Ick, swipe left
 Hengo Morpoble: The reanimate spell wears off for boy skeletons a few seconds faster than for girl skeletons. You might want to leave fast.
 Mimpo Albungus: I love soup
 Flald Cremupert: More chlorine.
 Larb Plemumple: Unrealistic body standards
Image 196832   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Treld Horpungo
Score:
328
 
 Trirt Cremumbies: @Bu7Z: To be fair, they didn't even give their human cosmonauts parachutes. At least they celebrate Laika - failed humans just got airbrushed out of photos.
 Jurt Plupert: Dogs are not bullets
 Halm Dampopert: My first 4 legged heroine
 Thing Dampupert: Laika still wants to go home.
 Tharb Drumoble: And I know I will die, but that is fine, Cause in some way I am helping mankind. And I don't understand, cause I'm not as smart as them, But even a parachute would have shown that they cared.
 Miwn Albomple: RIP Laika
Image 196831   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Rawn Grunuble
Score:
540
 
 Himpo Brungus: "You're looking at my hat, aren't you? Pervert."
 Rimpo Plemombies: @Air Biscuit ask The Lonely Island.
 Veld Horpombies: Whats in the booooox?
 Frorm Rempungus: Little Nemo
Image 196830   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Mald Rempopert
Score:
282
 
 Bumpo Bruble: @Theta Zero *Weird Al's "Germs" plays in the background
 Bimpo Plemumple: Have you met Pissin' Calvin yet? I hear he likes hanging out on people's rear windows too..
 Gimp Morpopert: "Uhh... no, I don't need a ride anymore."
 Hirt Plemumbies: @Dr Awkward @Theta Zero They're classifying thd gut flora as an organ now
 Guple Floble: @Air Biscuit in any car ad these days
 Ringo Cremongus: Enjoy it while it lasts.
 Virb Plemongo: @Theta Zero Even better, I'd argue that we have a symbiosis with many of the organisms we harbor!
 Jeng Plemopert: Where are you that there is no traffic?
 Jorb Plongo: With so many foreign parasites within the human body, are you ever really alone?
Image 196829   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Porm Grunoble
Score:
278
 
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Image 196828   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Theld Albumple
Score:
587
 
 Fliple Flopert: "Eat me."
 Thart Flumumple: Waiter.. My sticky race is covered in hair
 Lampo Rempungus: Tacihsus.. Ah well..
 Hang Plemongus: Will it be startled if it sees the cucumbers?
 Florbo Flumongo: "Cats love it!"
 Trolm Flumungo: Fresh AF
 Peng Brupert: Nekozushi
 Frumpo Plemopert: feline sashimi, yum!
Image 196827   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Thalm Morpungo
Score:
139
 
 Parbo Flumombies: @Bohab That's probably because most legless people can't walk in a straight line, let alone run. I can barely stagger, most times.
 Jung Rempongus: He just wasn't famous enough to get away with it, it's too bad legless running isn't a more popular sport
 Flart Grunoble: bombshell tonight...
Image 196826   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Bomp Morpombies
Score:
384
 
 Heng Albopert: @Dr Awkward Get. Out.
 Geld Flumungus: The dog who eats from the far right bowl is a master of camouflage
 Diwn Horpombies: Dare I say, it may be possible to have too many doggos?
Image 196825   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Birm Flumuble
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