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221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?



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Score:
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 grizzly: @SomeCanadian literally said this.
 Teechur: @Felicity My Swiss Army knife does an ok job on most things, too.
 skillet: Needs more spoon.
 Felicity: I just always use the Ginsu 2000
 Winterneuro: Also no bread knife
 well duh: No 8" Santuko? (My personal fav)
 apoxia: Where's the tomato knife?
 Whatever: No katana?
 Not A Bot: MOM DAD WHY ARE YOU ON HERE
 Zampano: not how i do it. i start pulling out knives until i see the first one that I say, "Yep, that one'll do".
 Skaalar: @SomeCanadian I worked at a restaurant supply store and I swear to Jeebus, someone giggled at that knife display at least five times a day.
 Shay: So remember kids, during a zombie invasion, grab the Chef's Knife first if you're in a hurry. Bring the sharpening steel just in case if the Chef's knife goes dull.
 bug: club, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, another knife.
 SomeCanadian: hehe... boning knife.
Image 196805   08-11-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
503
 
 Ihminen: Somehow seeing this picture as happy 80's pop plays in my stereo makes this picture even better
 Shay: LATER SHITLORDS, NYAH!!!!
 dobbiesdoogs: he looks so happy
 Whatever: Trump's special envoy to North Korea is off to save the day!
 Jennerator: Skelecopter
 Air Biscuit: Merchandising!
 DangitBobby: Looks like the XP20-XS...
 SomeCanadian: always RAD for Skeletor.
Image 196804   08-11-17   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
573
 
 ThatGuy: Attempted cat burglar.
 well duh: *four
 well duh: That little girl is a bit more than five apples high (or was it for apples...)
 Whatever: Ma'am, it's a good thing you're white or we would suspect something was wrong and we'd have to shoot you...
 Hosebag: Every time I do acid this happens.
 Skinr: "Ma'am, do you have any idea how cute you were dancing?"
Image 196803   08-11-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
271
 
 Dr Awkward: So he's reading about "eid ot woh" ?
 Jennerator: Honestly, just wait. ...This post brought to you by Debbie Downer
 Not A Bot: Then when you wake up it can be breakfast in bed!
Image 196802   08-11-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
464
 
 well duh: @Niels Bohr Harumph! Pretty much everything after Cliff Burton is rubbish, IMO.
 Niels Bohr: Can't put a single Metallica album made in the last 2 decades in this bin. :(
 Skinr: "Hey, what'd you do with all my old Anthrax albums?"
 Ulillillia: m/
 WaffleIron: This is the most metal bin I've seen all day.
Image 196801   08-11-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
787
 
 Mr Bleak: This is why we can't have nice things.
 Teechur: So, uh, are those chairs available? I'm looking to upgrade my living room set.
 Felicity: I cant stay mad at that face
 Dr Awkward: THRASH
 Cami: The squirt bottle, it does nothing.
 Hosebag: Nothing like a Tiger in your Tank.
 Jennerator: Bad kitty! No wildebeest haunch!
 Air Biscuit: @SomeCanadian i would as well like to one day own pne of those chairs where you can pop the footrest out.
 SomeCanadian: I want one. I know I shouldn't have one. But I want one.
 Ulillillia: My cat scratches the furniture, too
Image 196800   08-11-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
157
 
 Jennerator: 70's Heavy Metal magazine cover
 Air Biscuit: Your font is illegible.
Image 196799   08-11-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
93
 
 Felicity: Rad for my name appearing in the image
 Jennerator: Picasshole
 Flarmie: Have you ever voted Bad on an image but someone else voted Rad on it so when it refreshed the score went up instead of down?
 Air Biscuit: Graphic design passion: not even once.
Image 196798   08-11-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
164
 
 Felicity: When did Steve Hofstetter lose an eye?
 Himesama: Nice father/daughter costume. I am more partial to Rick and Carl though.
 Air Biscuit: La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
Image 196797   08-11-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
161
 
 Felicity: For a moment I thought it was a huge Rice Krispie square
 Shay: Hey, it's a gift bag from @SomeCanadian!
 bug: Inside the bag: spaghetti.
 Not A Bot: i now have (yet another) new fetish, thank you internets!
Image 196796   08-11-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
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