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257443  Sadbot: @a robot Yeah, I'm actually being charitable in an effort to be nicer, but I may have yelled at the screen at the part that was all "yeah, my aunt and several people just died in a bombing, but I really gotta get back to gaming". Nobody in the movie (characters or creators) gave a shit either, it was so cynical. I didn't read the book, but I did listen to the I Don't Even Own a Television episode on it, which reinforces that decision.

257459  sorghum: Huh? @KingTrebek

255976  Mr Bleak: "Holy water my ass! The last one pissed in it!"

255984  Mr Bleak: Cat has seen your browser history.

257587  Sadbot: "I am off to organize the pre-orgy feast at Golden Corral! Hail Satan!"

257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

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257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

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257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

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 Science: @Bu7Z: I was ZAP
 Himesama: @White Rice I played House of The Dead 1 and 2 on the dreamcast when I was a wee lad but I play 3 at the arcade. Percussion Master is like Drum Mania. I like rhythm games but not ones wheflre I move my body too much I feel silly. The Aggro-cade has to be within reasonable distance for all Aggrogaters so...maybe space?
 White Rice: @Himesama which house of the dead? 1 is classic, 2 improved on the camp, 3 had shotguns (and a fast sloth?) and 4 was a quarter destroyer, but they all have their charms. Is percussion master like drum mania (or maybe a different name for the same game)? I'm all about pretty much any rhythm games, or games with awesomely awkward gimmicks (that boxing game where you had to move your actual body to avoid the punches was always entertaining, and used the same mocap as those shooters where you had to duck behind cover to reload/avoid getting shot...and not time crisis/crisis zone, though those were pretty good too). Important issue: where will the aggro-cade be located?
 Himesama: @White Rice My musts are love House of the Dead and Percussion master. I hate claw games they shouldn't even have more than 2 at any real arcade. Let's start our own Aggro-cade?
 Shay: If you're in lower Manhattan or Brooklyn, check out the Barcade.
 Mr. Whiskers: @AstoriaBum Or increase it for a very specific subset
 AstoriaBum: Teen girls in mom jeans should throw a little cold water on the loins of that '80s nostalgia.
 White Rice: @Himesama I've got a couple in pretty close proximity, but they're mostly overtaken by redemption games & those ones that cost $3 a pop to try for a game system or some such object (but only if you get a win, then get a second, even harder win). All I want is a DDR machine in decent condition (stage doesn't slide, buttons register consistently) some pinball, a decent racing game or 2 (with multiple cabinets for multiplayer) a shooter & some classics for that nostalgia hit. Though the DDR machine is top priority to me (unless there's a pump it up/in the groove or a para para, those would be acceptable as well)
 Himesama: There is no arcades around where I live it really sucks.
 2Berries: Mom?
 dobbiesdoogs: hey, what's this game..."polybius?"
Image 196781   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
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 Bu7Z: @sparename orca? Tastes like chicken...
 ASTER: Nightmare Phobia Object.
 XLY: okra is disgusting, unless its fried, in which case 2nds plzzz!
 sparename: Microscopic Slinky Pizza??
Image 196780   08-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
143
 
 Mr Bleak: @apoxia 1.179/l here in UK, around US$1.53/l. For Colonials, that's about US$5.50 / US Gallon.
 apoxia: @LurkedMoar Yeah I know. The difference is massive.
 LurkedMoar: @apoxia except US pay by the gallon
 apoxia: Well it costs around $1.93 per litre here in New Zealand. That's around $1.41 US.
 DrinkMixMan: That's actually a comma
 cahuatijo: Per liter.
 Air Biscuit: Not in california.
Image 196779   08-11-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
148
 
 WaffleIron: Here we see the original listicle. It is now archived in the smithsonian.
 Air Biscuit: Note how the bubbles stick to the lemon. Science.
 dobbiesdoogs: note the results down in your copy book
Image 196778   08-11-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
366
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Plot twist: it flows in the other direction, piping television into your butt
 Jennerator: I'm getting sick of all this Italian and Mexican programming
 Mr. Butt: I remember when @carpwoman posted this image and I commented "more like @crapwoman!" and she wasn't amused.
 Wet farts: I hate this crappy show
 DangitBobby: @Air Biscuit that will be the last little zinger right before the credits
 Air Biscuit: @DangitBobby dont forget to wipe when youre done laughing.
 Butcherboy: Does anyone remember the old tv commercial where a garbage man came and filled up the family tv?
 DangitBobby: *Laugh track* *Laugh track* *Laugh track* *Laugh track**Laugh track**Laugh track* *Laugh track**Laugh track**Laugh track* *Laugh track**Laugh track**Laugh track*
 Scoo: Those old TVs had shitty picture quality
 Nope: Time to watch the brown and yellow show!
 Dr. Bathroom: Basically true.
Image 196777   08-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @dobbiesdoogs It was genius, if you had a portable CD player, and only cassette in the car.
 Air Biscuit: @dobbiesdoogs why not both?
 dobbiesdoogs: is this genius or desperation?
Image 196776   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
Score:
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 Not A Bot: I don't dislike it but it is difficult to drink twelve of them and I'm not changing my life
 Sage: Memento Mori.
 Mr. Whiskers: No, I'm not Yorick. I guess we all look the same to you.
Image 196775   08-11-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
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 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love handys.
 Himesama: He does look just like Nicole Scherzinger. *Pulls collar*Say uh... does your dog need a sitter?
 piranharama: So lifelike
Image 196774   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
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 Air Biscuit: Well be the king and queen of us!
 Warrax: I'm in.
 square44: a real trash mammal
Image 196773   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
177
 
 Quackzy: I swear there's a powerpuff girl in there somewhere
Image 196772   08-11-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
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