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257459  sorghum: Huh? @KingTrebek

255976  Mr Bleak: "Holy water my ass! The last one pissed in it!"

255984  Mr Bleak: Cat has seen your browser history.

257587  Sadbot: "I am off to organize the pre-orgy feast at Golden Corral! Hail Satan!"

257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Not A Bot
6. Whatever
7. tib gubb
8. Amy Housewine
9. a robot
10. Yam



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257555 tib gubb: the cribbler

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!



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Scoo uploaded 257414 (1301 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (910 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
matos uploaded 257522 (847 points)
Vanna uploaded 257094 (844 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (822 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (812 points)
McBomalds uploaded 257073 (796 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (795 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (778 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (768 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (756 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 257239 (753 points)


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 2. Laree: 6555 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 3171 points
 4. Shay: 3163 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 2780 points
 6. Side Boob: 2502 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2196 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1998 points
11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. rip odb: 1663 points
15. RzK: 1628 points
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Score:
366
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Plot twist: it flows in the other direction, piping television into your butt
 Jennerator: I'm getting sick of all this Italian and Mexican programming
 Mr. Butt: I remember when @carpwoman posted this image and I commented "more like @crapwoman!" and she wasn't amused.
 Wet farts: I hate this crappy show
 DangitBobby: @Air Biscuit that will be the last little zinger right before the credits
 Air Biscuit: @DangitBobby dont forget to wipe when youre done laughing.
 Butcherboy: Does anyone remember the old tv commercial where a garbage man came and filled up the family tv?
 DangitBobby: *Laugh track* *Laugh track* *Laugh track* *Laugh track**Laugh track**Laugh track* *Laugh track**Laugh track**Laugh track* *Laugh track**Laugh track**Laugh track*
 Scoo: Those old TVs had shitty picture quality
 Nope: Time to watch the brown and yellow show!
 Dr. Bathroom: Basically true.
Image 196777   08-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
336
 
 Mr Bleak: @dobbiesdoogs It was genius, if you had a portable CD player, and only cassette in the car.
 Air Biscuit: @dobbiesdoogs why not both?
 dobbiesdoogs: is this genius or desperation?
Image 196776   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
Score:
302
 
 Not A Bot: I don't dislike it but it is difficult to drink twelve of them and I'm not changing my life
 Sage: Memento Mori.
 Mr. Whiskers: No, I'm not Yorick. I guess we all look the same to you.
Image 196775   08-11-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
588
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love handys.
 Himesama: He does look just like Nicole Scherzinger. *Pulls collar*Say uh... does your dog need a sitter?
 piranharama: So lifelike
Image 196774   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
632
 
 Air Biscuit: Well be the king and queen of us!
 Warrax: I'm in.
 square44: a real trash mammal
Image 196773   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
177
 
 Quackzy: I swear there's a powerpuff girl in there somewhere
Image 196772   08-11-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
270
 
 Winterneuro: Looks like the cover of a YES album.
 Air Biscuit: You get bonus cash if you catalogue all the trees before moving on to the next planet
 sparename: I was there only yesterday
Image 196771   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
313
 
 WaffleIron: Woke up this morning, don't believe what I saw, a hundred billion bottles, washed up on the shore.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Warrax a bottle is a glass or plastic container with a narrow necked opening intended to carry liquid or granular material
 Warrax: That word no longer has any meaning.
 Theta Zero: How did they know???
Image 196770   08-11-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
216
 
 eykei: The diamond logo is eerily like an inverted version of the lower half of the flag of my province
 WTF: "At Happy Ever After Cemetery we'll take you loved one's corpse out for 30 minutes of physical active daily. They can even take tennis lessons from our on-site professional Arthur Ashe!"
Image 196769   08-11-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
373
 
 Hokie333: o/ Creepy crawlers, gateway routers/ Have you met our little Alice?/ Cobweb corners, pre-paid mourners/ Won't you come back to The Palace?
 Cami: Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?
 WaffleIron: See If I did this there'd be a battery and it would be working. We could have a LANyard party.
 hajjpodge: Alice in Cables
 WTF: M.C. DOCSIS 2.0
 Warrax: Fashion for the modem woman.
 Warrax: Is this your wifey?
Image 196768   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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