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221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

221282  goldman sachs: Hey! I know that corner! I live in Yuma too! hahahaha

221271  Shay: If this was 1977, this pic would have a different meaning.

221281  DerMantis: Probably from Saskatchewan... They don't have hills there.

221272  BlarfyB: Angel of the sea.

221270  Shay: It's wether she wants to spoons.

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9. Robespierre
10. Ulillillia



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221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221072 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line



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 5. killme: 1679 points
 6. Brain: 1657 points
 7. logono: 1501 points
 8. robford: 1494 points
 9. Shay: 1402 points
10. Jolly Well: 1385 points
11. tea: 1345 points
12. ColdHotCool: 1334 points
13. jonz: 1329 points
14. Gallifrasian: 1279 points
15. Extreme Locorito: 1268 points
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 Felicity: Plot twist: it flows in the other direction, piping television into your butt
 Jennerator: I'm getting sick of all this Italian and Mexican programming
 Mr. Butt: I remember when @carpwoman posted this image and I commented "more like @crapwoman!" and she wasn't amused.
 Wet farts: I hate this crappy show
 DangitBobby: @Air Biscuit that will be the last little zinger right before the credits
 Air Biscuit: @DangitBobby dont forget to wipe when youre done laughing.
 Butcherboy: Does anyone remember the old tv commercial where a garbage man came and filled up the family tv?
 DangitBobby: *Laugh track* *Laugh track* *Laugh track* *Laugh track**Laugh track**Laugh track* *Laugh track**Laugh track**Laugh track* *Laugh track**Laugh track**Laugh track*
 Scoo: Those old TVs had shitty picture quality
 Nope: Time to watch the brown and yellow show!
 Dr. Bathroom: Basically true.
Image 196777   08-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
336
 
 Mr Bleak: @dobbiesdoogs It was genius, if you had a portable CD player, and only cassette in the car.
 Air Biscuit: @dobbiesdoogs why not both?
 dobbiesdoogs: is this genius or desperation?
Image 196776   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
Score:
302
 
 Not A Bot: I don't dislike it but it is difficult to drink twelve of them and I'm not changing my life
 Sage: Memento Mori.
 Mr. Whiskers: No, I'm not Yorick. I guess we all look the same to you.
Image 196775   08-11-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
588
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love handys.
 Himesama: He does look just like Nicole Scherzinger. *Pulls collar*Say uh... does your dog need a sitter?
 piranharama: So lifelike
Image 196774   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
632
 
 Air Biscuit: Well be the king and queen of us!
 Warrax: I'm in.
 square44: a real trash mammal
Image 196773   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
177
 
 Quackzy: I swear there's a powerpuff girl in there somewhere
Image 196772   08-11-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
270
 
 Winterneuro: Looks like the cover of a YES album.
 Air Biscuit: You get bonus cash if you catalogue all the trees before moving on to the next planet
 sparename: I was there only yesterday
Image 196771   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
313
 
 WaffleIron: Woke up this morning, don't believe what I saw, a hundred billion bottles, washed up on the shore.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Warrax a bottle is a glass or plastic container with a narrow necked opening intended to carry liquid or granular material
 Warrax: That word no longer has any meaning.
 Theta Zero: How did they know???
Image 196770   08-11-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
216
 
 Felicity: The diamond logo is eerily like an inverted version of the lower half of the flag of my province
 WTF: "At Happy Ever After Cemetery we'll take you loved one's corpse out for 30 minutes of physical active daily. They can even take tennis lessons from our on-site professional Arthur Ashe!"
Image 196769   08-11-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
373
 
 Hokie333: o/ Creepy crawlers, gateway routers/ Have you met our little Alice?/ Cobweb corners, pre-paid mourners/ Won't you come back to The Palace?
 Cami: Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?
 WaffleIron: See If I did this there'd be a battery and it would be working. We could have a LANyard party.
 hajjpodge: Alice in Cables
 WTF: M.C. DOCSIS 2.0
 Warrax: Fashion for the modem woman.
 Warrax: Is this your wifey?
Image 196768   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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