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257459  sorghum: Huh? @KingTrebek

255976  Mr Bleak: "Holy water my ass! The last one pissed in it!"

255984  Mr Bleak: Cat has seen your browser history.

257587  Sadbot: "I am off to organize the pre-orgy feast at Golden Corral! Hail Satan!"

257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

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2. Robespierre
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10. Yam

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257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257555 tib gubb: the cribbler

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

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10. Mr. Shine: 1998 points
11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. rip odb: 1663 points
15. RzK: 1628 points
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 Side Boob: Hollywood isn't even trying anymore.
 cybeq: Understandable
 Winterneuro: Or a way for Mary to not have to take another stats exam
 Winterneuro: Sounds like First degree murder in PA given the premeditation
 apoxia: Well it's not an abnormal psychology class. This vignette doesn't make sense.
 cahuatijo: Looks like a crappy law school torts problem.
 Air Biscuit: What are the odds of that?
 grizzly: @Dr. Bathroom How many apples does Mary have?
 dobbiesdoogs: not the kind of statistics anyone wants to be a part of
 Dr. Bathroom: Now what?
 Warrax: I found it to be an entertaining story.
 Wet farts: That escalated quickly
 SunWukong: That is quite contrary.
Image 196765   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
 Mad Collager: Aaaaaahhhhhhhheeeeeeeyyaaaaahhhhhh, eeeeeeeeyyaaaaheeeeeyaaaaaaahhhhhh!
 Not A Bot: Vincent Price looks kind of cool, it's his voice that brings it together though. I can't read the words "black widow" and not hear VP in my head.
 Spazstatic: Something something wrecking ball
Image 196764   08-11-17   Uploaded by    carlin
 ignatz: Motorboating is fun!
 Air Biscuit: *read in vincent prices voice
 Bu7Z: How erotic does 'in a canoe or kayak' sound all of a sudden, cocaine or not...
 square44: if the motor is off, see "on a rowbot"
 Wet farts: Boats n hoes boats n hoes gotta have me my boats n hoes
Image 196763   08-11-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
 apoxia: Cat obstructing travellers.
 Bu7Z: Gonna motorboat those puppies.., or canoe or kayak!
 melted plastic: On the commode again ... he's about to sit on the commode again...
Image 196762   08-11-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
 Air Biscuit: *applies to brake shoe of car
 Warrax: Use them both as underarm deodorant.
 WaffleIron: Really the only difference is probably gonna be the lemon scent.
Image 196761   08-11-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
 Air Biscuit: "A dangerous gateway to making friends"
 DrinkMixMan: These AA pamphlets are weird
 horseycabbage: Beer pong is gross. Just drink your beer.
Image 196760   08-11-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
 WaffleIron: Canada does have ICBMs, Intercontinental Burn Messages!
Image 196759   08-11-17   Uploaded by    ashton
 Air Biscuit: @Warrax previously enjoyed
 Bu7Z: Thought ya knew...
 Warrax: Only lightly used.
 MabelSyrup: Visit scenic Peniston
Image 196758   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Capital
 Skaalar: Yeah, cause I was in such a good mood before this.
 Butcherboy: @sparename i never get tired of exposing new people o that show
 sparename: "Out of the frying pan into *another* frying pan... " Neil
Image 196757   08-11-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
 iCEy: This is what your brain looks like while listening to Flanger. Any questions?
 sparename: I don't remember the curry called 'Chicken Barium'..
Image 196756   08-11-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
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