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237839  some guy : "Oh my damn" -- Martin Lawrence

237800  Butcherboy: I dont like this

237684  some guy : Instructions unclear, drove 55 on I-54 to fifth ave while drinking quarter tank gasoline.

237798  Mr. Shine: Are these from ALDI?

237800  Mr. Shine: "GET 'EM!!"

237687  some guy : or mug

237392  Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.

237398  Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.

237400  Mr Bleak: @Astanapan My guess would be there is a bar nearby...

237824  barfolomew: @Captain Marsupial this one not sexy enough for you?

237819  Mr. Shine: @glenalec that's how I did it. Good job!

237403  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I have. :blush:

237699  some guy : Windowlicky

237823  Mr. Shine: Somebody died for that.

237408  Mr Bleak: Had to visit a customer, so I put on my suit and noticed something in the pocket. Started pulling it out and ... it was very red, very lacy, and Herself had noticed. Now, I *knew* is wasn't underwear, or if it was I had no idea how it got there, but I was crapping myself - who would believe that knickers "appeared" in my pocket without my knowledge? I opened it, and ... A red hairnet, from my last visit to a chocolate factory.

237838  tib gubb: #woke

237810  tib gubb: ...tempting, but i'm gonna have to pass on that one

237837  jochenau: Even the ants are asking: "What is this, a website for zooplankton?"

237411  Mr Bleak: Looks like a normal day in Detroit...

237812  tib gubb: i need that for taking elfies

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3. Yurishiro
4. Ulillillia
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6. Teechur
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237612 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237623 grizzly: That mother clucker...

237594 XLY: its a percentage of the service quality, not the total $ amount

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237588 Felicity: @a robot Ah, thank you!

237582 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb YES

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11. homeless: 2182 points
12. burritos: 2112 points
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 Side Boob: Hollywood isn't even trying anymore.
 Felicity: Understandable
 Winterneuro: Or a way for Mary to not have to take another stats exam
 Winterneuro: Sounds like First degree murder in PA given the premeditation
 apoxia: Well it's not an abnormal psychology class. This vignette doesn't make sense.
 cahuatijo: Looks like a crappy law school torts problem.
 Air Biscuit: What are the odds of that?
 grizzly: @Dr. Bathroom How many apples does Mary have?
 dobbiesdoogs: not the kind of statistics anyone wants to be a part of
 Dr. Bathroom: Now what?
 Warrax: I found it to be an entertaining story.
 Wet farts: That escalated quickly
 SunWukong: That is quite contrary.
Image 196765   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
 Mad Collager: Aaaaaahhhhhhhheeeeeeeyyaaaaahhhhhh, eeeeeeeeyyaaaaheeeeeyaaaaaaahhhhhh!
 Not A Bot: Vincent Price looks kind of cool, it's his voice that brings it together though. I can't read the words "black widow" and not hear VP in my head.
 Spazstatic: Something something wrecking ball
Image 196764   08-11-17   Uploaded by    carlin
 ignatz: Motorboating is fun!
 Air Biscuit: *read in vincent prices voice
 Bu7Z: How erotic does 'in a canoe or kayak' sound all of a sudden, cocaine or not...
 square44: if the motor is off, see "on a rowbot"
 Wet farts: Boats n hoes boats n hoes gotta have me my boats n hoes
Image 196763   08-11-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
 apoxia: Cat obstructing travellers.
 Bu7Z: Gonna motorboat those puppies.., or canoe or kayak!
 Robespierre: On the commode again ... he's about to sit on the commode again...
Image 196762   08-11-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
 Air Biscuit: *applies to brake shoe of car
 Warrax: Use them both as underarm deodorant.
 WaffleIron: Really the only difference is probably gonna be the lemon scent.
Image 196761   08-11-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
 Air Biscuit: "A dangerous gateway to making friends"
 DrinkMixMan: These AA pamphlets are weird
 horseycabbage: Beer pong is gross. Just drink your beer.
Image 196760   08-11-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
 WaffleIron: Canada does have ICBMs, Intercontinental Burn Messages!
Image 196759   08-11-17   Uploaded by    ashton
 Air Biscuit: @Warrax previously enjoyed
 Bu7Z: Thought ya knew...
 Warrax: Only lightly used.
 Felicity: Visit scenic Peniston
Image 196758   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Capital
 Skaalar: Yeah, cause I was in such a good mood before this.
 Butcherboy: @sparename i never get tired of exposing new people o that show
 sparename: "Out of the frying pan into *another* frying pan... " Neil
Image 196757   08-11-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
 Robespierre: This is what your brain looks like while listening to Flanger. Any questions?
 sparename: I don't remember the curry called 'Chicken Barium'..
Image 196756   08-11-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
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